Hey honey? Oh, say can you see if the temperature’s dropped any before we leave for the fireworks? 113 degrees? Yikes. I better not go. You know I’m in menopause, right? You know I have hot flashes, right?
What do you mean I have to go?!?!?!
Okay. Honey? Oh, say can you see if you have some extra ice to pack into that jumbo cooler? I have a feeling I might need it.
You’re still making me go with you?!?!?!
Oh, say can you see if you have the emergency number for our marriage counselor in your wallet. If you’re really making me go with you, I have a feeling you’re gonna need it.
Just sayin’.
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Oh boy, can I ever relate to this one!
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i am so with ya on this one ... i'm in need of a purse sized air conditioner that i can take everywhere with me! hugs!
Happy 4th!
Try to stay cool.
We heard on our weather that you guys are SCORCHING in AZ.
Try to stay cool!
Melinda
With this crazy week, your story truly made my whole entire week. Lightened my mood a little. :) A good laugh is good for the soul. Thank you for stopping by Acorn Hollow. I haven't been able to can tomatoes yet I hope to do so soon. It is a scorcher in the desert. Sorry you didn't get to grow any cucumbers. :) Hope you have a wonderful Fourth of July!!!
Acorn Hollow
hahaha. Thank goodness, my husband doesn't like to go to the fireworks. I know that feeling you are going through.
I feel for you in that heat! We're scorching, too. No fireworks for me, unless there's someplace to watch in AC.
Have a good one!
113 degrees? Eeck! Stopping by to say Happy Fourth of July!~Ames
Well done, Jenny! You captured two kind so heat here! It is very hot here in Missouri too...does take the fun out of lots of things...one just wants to stay in under the cool...makes one feel like winter rerun instead of our adored summer! Happy Fourth to you all.
Haha! Good one! I love the repeated use of the prompt. And, again, I can really relate to this one! We've been blessed with mild weather here in PA. My husband and I took a car load to the drive-in last night. (first time in about 25 years) By the second show we were all wrapped up in blankets! Overnight lows in the 50's! Nice sleeping weather... especially for those of us with hot flashes!
Oh say can you see that I will be floating around in my pool today in MY swim suit--the one-piece with the little flouncy skirt that hides my thighs and makes my tummy not look so poochy. If I can do that, so can YOU!!
That's funny, Jenny -- and yet another reason why I'm single. ;)
I loved what Tom Goette did with his, too.
hahahahahahahaa ....... boy, that brought back vivid memories punctuated with "are you upset?" Never figured out he translated "not interested" into "can'twait"! Now that was a good one!!
Very clever, Jenny! You have such a way with words, and this time you made me laugh and laugh. What woman of a certain age wouldn't understand this? I love the part about the marriage counselor.
Thanks for your comment on my post.
Namaste..........cj
Ha Ha Ha Ha! You're keeping me laughing today! Great use of the prompt! laurie
Wednesday, July 6th, 2011
Great use of the prompt Jenny!!
And so funny.
The movers (three really big, burly and strong guys) came home to me at quarter past seven this morning and moved two huge cabinets, a wooden sofa, three tables, six antique chairs, an enormous chest of drawers and twenty some small boxes filled with the contents of theses pieces of furniture. I had to stick with them and help out, since this is a partial move - only my stuff - not my ex's.
I went to bed after they left and slept like a rock for three hours, took a bath for my aching muscles, had some supper and now I am feeling much, much better!
So much so that I decided to take a short break and catch up on commenting before returning to packing everything they did not have room in their truck.
Thanks for your prayers.
Hugs,
Anna
For the benefit of other readers:
A Rainy Day in July-Anna's SC wk 61
Oh yeah, I can so relate to this! We had temps up to 105 for a couple of days, until some cold air flew in and brought huge hail that actually broke my windshield...not so happy about that! .....he he ha ha now....!
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