tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post3818711301482728975..comments2024-03-27T03:50:41.574-07:00Comments on Jenny Matlock: Rise up against Censorship!Jennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12462124067637610359noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-34457807842661110592010-07-15T08:11:56.537-07:002010-07-15T08:11:56.537-07:00I love it Jenny...and I find it VERY funny. Yes, m...I love it Jenny...and I find it VERY funny. Yes, my husband cant find a darn thing, even if it on the counter in front of him!!!<br />LaurieCharmingdesignshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09575363077109065288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-82570926488520029212010-07-15T04:30:42.143-07:002010-07-15T04:30:42.143-07:00Through careful scientific testing, I've disco...Through careful scientific testing, I've discovered that there is a chromosome missing in the DNA of nearly every male.....and that chromosome is the one that would have allowed them to actually find something and not have the female of the species get up and put her hands directly on the supposedly missing item.<br /><br />Thank goodness you were censored and couldn't share that story....because I would have laughed so hard, Mr. Jenny wouldn't want me hanging around with you.<br /><br /><br />The dead chicken post was hilarious!!!!!!People Who Know Me Would Say:https://www.blogger.com/profile/04621641188403948733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-22479215767146806072010-07-14T23:18:43.347-07:002010-07-14T23:18:43.347-07:00I think you are doing a very important thing for ...I think you are doing a very important thing for womankind by protesting this censorship. You are such a leader amongst us and I admire your ability to forge ahead, in spite of Mr. Jenny's clear dislike of your stance on this issue. It is a man thing, this inability to find things right in front of them. I would suspect even Michelle Obama has this same complaint.RNSANEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841873957894861725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-81056628149801097142010-07-14T16:15:31.288-07:002010-07-14T16:15:31.288-07:00Post away and Mr Jenny, just get over it!! Men an...Post away and Mr Jenny, just get over it!! Men and kids can't find anything even it is is front of their noses! Sorry the truth hurts but no censorship! <br />Gosh that felt good!Linda @ A La Cartehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16356471099319932835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-10161603823684404282010-07-14T16:13:55.640-07:002010-07-14T16:13:55.640-07:00I'll definitely join you!!I'll definitely join you!!Kim @ Savvy Southern Stylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12493624262438266840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-58050786971699347952010-07-14T15:59:44.565-07:002010-07-14T15:59:44.565-07:00I thought your other chicken post was funny and yo...I thought your other chicken post was funny and your attempt to empathize with Buffy is sweet. As for the censorship, I suppose it's understandable. It's one thing to know something and quite another to have it in black and white-for the world to see. Men can't find anything. It IS genetic-they also can't hear anything, remember anything, and they have imaginary conversations in their heads, you know the ones, when they've thought about telling us something important, and thinking about it equals actually doing it to them. We should pity them, really. They can't help it...The Words Crafterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14520267901489487512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-57175666897481415162010-07-14T14:51:23.932-07:002010-07-14T14:51:23.932-07:00Mr. Jenny must feel as if you are sharing his secr...Mr. Jenny must feel as if you are sharing his secrets...but, we are women, most of us are married or have been at one time...this is no secret!Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03190096917851087676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-50249298258574196062010-07-14T13:39:57.868-07:002010-07-14T13:39:57.868-07:00Certain people around here, who shall remain namel...Certain people around here, who shall remain nameless, couldn't find their butt with both hands AND A FLASHLIGHT! Just sayin,.<br /><br />...and we've lived in the same house for 33 years! Just sayin'.Ms. Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06263882972749791087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-90203690208278210662010-07-14T13:23:01.935-07:002010-07-14T13:23:01.935-07:00Once again you hit the nail on the head, hubby can...Once again you hit the nail on the head, hubby can't find things that I ask for but he has an uncanny skill of finding things I have misplaced so we are the perfect pair!mrs. chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02173149105728391833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-45993485255350543642010-07-14T13:02:07.264-07:002010-07-14T13:02:07.264-07:00Oh my goodnesss - my poor husband cannot find a th...Oh my goodnesss - my poor husband cannot find a thing - even if it is right in front of him! sandieChatty Cronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02232040517217024681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-67176332790522637202010-07-14T12:42:05.976-07:002010-07-14T12:42:05.976-07:00This is so true...men all have this issue.
I say i...This is so true...men all have this issue.<br />I say if it is not hanging from the ceiling and knocking him in the face, my husband won't see it. That is of course unless it is 'naked'...they it can be seen a mile away. :)<br />I will join your protest.Busy Bee Suzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18115487928147732314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-37686398957510564342010-07-14T11:59:18.050-07:002010-07-14T11:59:18.050-07:00You are brilliant, you know that?
NOBODY in my h...You are brilliant, you know that? <br /><br />NOBODY in my house can find anything. The boys are always looking for their shoes, as they sit inches from their feet. <br /><br />I love Car Talk.Nancy Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04313721217543578257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-82264906963533980472010-07-14T10:55:58.882-07:002010-07-14T10:55:58.882-07:00Okay, I can take just so much guy bashing before I...Okay, I can take just so much guy bashing before I have to say something about it. <br /><br />I admit that we guys do sometimes get distracted and have difficulties with some mundane tasks, but it's only because our minds are racing with high concept ideas which you women would find impossible to understand. Stuff like:<br /><br />What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?<br /><br />Can a hearse drive in the carpool lane?<br /><br />How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt?<br /><br />And you thought we were all morons.Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-31241708585583633722010-07-14T10:53:28.821-07:002010-07-14T10:53:28.821-07:00While I agree with you, in theory....I must cautio...While I agree with you, in theory....I must caution you that Mr. Jenny writes equally well, and so this could backfire! Heehee!!Marlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14877001080913199818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-19267854126336035242010-07-14T10:16:33.545-07:002010-07-14T10:16:33.545-07:00Haha. I loved the way you wrote about it...without...Haha. I loved the way you wrote about it...without actually writing about it. Great way of tip-toeing around the censorship. :-) <br /><br />I have a theory that men 'can' find things. They just pretend that they can't. Because if they pretend long enough they know that we'll stomp off and get it or do it ourselves. It's a coping mechanism for them. <br /><br />Lucky dogs.Write Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688559534731990798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-38969997535665386432010-07-14T09:49:36.175-07:002010-07-14T09:49:36.175-07:00Dave just did that yesterday with the bread! He co...Dave just did that yesterday with the bread! He couldn't find a whole loaf of bread in the fridge. So he made Matthew a sandwich on a hamburger bun, which he hated.Julie Kwiatkowski Schulerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00292349838507731268noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-91404250945938950152010-07-14T09:47:57.609-07:002010-07-14T09:47:57.609-07:00All I can say is that it's a good thing you we...All I can say is that it's a good thing you weren't a free spirit living in occupied territory during WWII. You don't seem to do this censorship thing terribly well.<br /><br />;)Susan Andersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16049586085703324088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-80806651362539535142010-07-14T09:40:03.917-07:002010-07-14T09:40:03.917-07:00LOL! What a great story. Hahaha. Tell your stor...LOL! What a great story. Hahaha. Tell your stories...or I know...you can tell a story about a friend whose husband....seee...hahahaha!Louriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477223472789865063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-26308228925385224272010-07-14T09:34:14.581-07:002010-07-14T09:34:14.581-07:00I don't think that you should be censored but ...I don't think that you should be censored but then again Mr. Jenny is your partner.<br />However being your partner he should have went along with you to visit the chicken!<br />I love "Car Talk", "Prairie Home Companion" and "Zorba Pastor" all great NPR shows!<br />Love Di ♥Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11429812875586479256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-73358848670147557412010-07-14T09:03:50.894-07:002010-07-14T09:03:50.894-07:00My husband will be standing in front of the fridge...My husband will be standing in front of the fridge looking at the shelves and what he is looking for will be dead center on the shelf in front of him and he will still say, "Where's the .........?" He even ask me where he put HIS tools!! Hilarious!<br /><br />I once heard a comedienne say she told her husband "A uterus is not a tracking device!" Every time he asks me where something is, that I have no clue where it could be I think of that statement and laugh.<br /><br />Oh and I'd love to have that censorship button on a T-shirt. So funny!Tamrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17836936539267296711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-73733541813820849322010-07-14T08:50:10.149-07:002010-07-14T08:50:10.149-07:00I can't believe that Mr. Jenny censored you fr...I can't believe that Mr. Jenny censored you from telling your story. I mean how many of us women can't relate to that story he won't let you tell? I mean the story he won't allow is funny! Alas, MEN!<br /><br />XO,<br /><br />Sheila :-)The Quintessential Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04010105595059019883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-51045417531679841452010-07-14T08:26:52.607-07:002010-07-14T08:26:52.607-07:00I am with you Girl! I am right there with you:) ...I am with you Girl! I am right there with you:) BIG hugs! Have a wonderful day!Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07511604348057625922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-70962772001908988792010-07-14T08:19:04.362-07:002010-07-14T08:19:04.362-07:00Well its TRUE! My dear sweet husband started to co...Well its TRUE! My dear sweet husband started to cook for the family about two years ago because I quit. No literally I told them I quit. So he took my place and he does a fine job. Better than me actually. BUT when we moved I found twenty cans of beef broth. I asked him if he was saving broth for an upcoming catastrophe that will involve having a lot of beef broth on hand. He said, no I just can't find it when I cook and I end up buying more.<br />TWENTY CANS AND HE CAN'T FIND ONE?!!! This fundamental truth about men needs to be told. This is a democracy last I heard. You can't keep the man...I mean woman down!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05832134390402892339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-73538537023826099602010-07-14T08:16:33.341-07:002010-07-14T08:16:33.341-07:00Oh You Go Girl....
I love it. I can just see you i...Oh You Go Girl....<br />I love it. I can just see you in your overalls going in to converse with Miss Buffy. You are way bigger than me girl, cuz my chicken days have been long over. I didn't like them as a child, and I wouldn't take care of any as an adult. No way.<br /><br />Now I have to tell you. In my house just 2 days ago. It was yellow mustard and pace picante hot sauce. I told him they were in the cupboard, he insisted they were not, added them to the list. I came through, saw them on my list. Went to the cupboard, pulled out the two mustards and 3 hot sauces, placed them nicely on the counter. Waited, and waited for him to come through. He did. His response, "well they weren't there when I looked." Typical man.<br /><br />Have a great day sweetie. I love my cookbook. I am checking through it for recipes, and making out my list of ingredients that I am going to need. When I bake one of the recipes, I will post. Thanks for the reads. I love it.<br /><br />Talk to you soon. Love ya girl, SherryCountry Wings in Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02665526569698123576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7688526164999265223.post-58678815989090046502010-07-14T07:40:40.128-07:002010-07-14T07:40:40.128-07:00Why would Mr. Jenny stop you from writing about su...Why would Mr. Jenny stop you from writing about such a universal known truth??? I mean c'mon, we've all experienced similar moments to the olive/breadcrumb thing. My best example is from one of our snowboarding trips. Jake couldn't find his ski pants in his duffle. I mean c'mon, it's not like they could have gotten misplaced, or mis"filed" somewhere in our house. One duffle bag is all he had to look through. So I finally go to help him. The leg of said ski pants is sticking out the top of the bag...Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08925730745204736744noreply@blogger.com