My husband is taking these "poor, poor, poor you" comments and using them against me.
Seriously.
In fact, earlier today, when I tried to talk to him at 3 am he told me, quite brusquely I might add, "go back to sleep...your blog readers will be annoyed at you for waking me."
So...
I am giving you the unique opportunity to ask my husband, Mr. Jenny, some questions about how difficult life is living with me...or any other questions you might like to ask him.
On Saturday and Sunday he is going to pick a few comments and answer a few of your queries.
OK, but I have to say first before I hit the publish post button...
Be nice!
Don't ask him how much I weigh. I will tell you here right now. Way too darn much!
Don't ask him what my butt measurement is. I will also answer that right now. Definitely bigger then a breadboard!
Everything else is fair game...if he picks your question.
BUT...
Since I am all about the PG-rating I have to say once again...remember to be nice!
And now...moving on to the Lisa Leonard Giveaway for this sweet necklace...
Frankly I am a little disappointed that you all actually commented. I liked my first plan better...you know, where you don't comment and I get to win by default.But that, obviously, didn't work out since there were 340 entries.
I did order a necklace for a gift and it is cool but I can't tell you what the idea is because it's a surprise for a friend and she doesn't have it yet.
So...
with no further ado...
...drum roll please...
Oh Magic Number Integer Picker thing-y...who is the lucky winner of the Lisa Leonard giveaway?
Here are your random numbers:
28
Timestamp: 2010-03-12 08:12:54 MST
And comment 28 was this post!
Sue (Someone's Mom) said...
Told Lisa that I was entering the giveaway. March 4, 2010 8:46 PM
Congratulations Sue! Lucky, lucky you!
Please e-mail me at: jennymatlock at cox dot net and with your address and the word you would like on your beautiful necklace.
The winner has 48 hours to respond. If I don't hear from you in that time, I will select a new winner on Sunday around 8:30 am MST.
So ya'll have a good day...and I am off to do something incredible meaningful. Like clean the bathroom.
The life of glamor just never stops, does it?
Sigh.
Allow readers to ask husband questions!?!?!?!?? Eeeek! This time you've gone too far Girl! Just toooooooooo far.
ReplyDeleteDo you know how many times my husband has said; "Wow, just let me tell them [my readers] about the Real You!" And would I let him? Noooooooooooooo!
No! No! No! Even if I do get to hit the Publish button.
Husbands answer questions! Eeeek! I have to go lie down and recover from the shock of just the thought of it!
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Allow readers to ask husband questions!?!?!?!?? Eeeek! This time you've gone too far Girl! Just toooooooooo far.
ReplyDeleteDo you know how many times my husband has said; "Wow, just let me tell them [my readers] about the Real You!" And would I let him? Noooooooooooooo!
No! No! No! Even if I do get to hit the Publish button.
Husbands answer questions! Eeeek! I have to go lie down and recover from the shock of just the thought of it!
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See, I got so excited to be the FIRST commenter!
ReplyDeleteAnd so shook by the content of your post.... That I commented TWICE!
Oh I really have to go lie down now.
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Yea for Sue! I hope she enjoys wearing "my" necklace. LOL! ;-)
ReplyDeleteSee you later, alligator. Wait! I can't say that any longer, can I??? JK! You know I love you much, and I loved you before you got new skin!
XO,
Sheila :-)
Oh my gosh...I won! I finally get my own Lisa Leonard piece! I almost feel guilty because I won another of your giveaways...okay, that feeling has passed and I'm just excited! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteSue
Good Morning Jenny Sweetie...
ReplyDeleteI love this post. Congratulations to Sue. She will be so happy. How exciting this is.
Questions for DH? Is she always this cheerful in the morning? Does she ever go to sleep at night? How many times a night does she wake you up with questions?
I hope you come to the AZ bloggers luncheon, and I get to know you better, then I bet I will have a lot of questions for DH.
Have a beautiful Friday sweetie. Please know that you are so loved. Country hugs and much love...Sherry
It's so pretty. I love it. My questions is, what did you she do to trick you into actually taking part in this in the first place? You're never gonna give the right answer, it's like when a woman asks you if she's fat and you say no, she's not going to beleive you. Good luck. LOL
ReplyDeleteI would like to congratulate Sue first of all....
ReplyDeleteThen I would like to ask the lucky Mr. Matlock what has been the most inane question that Mrs. Matlock has woken you up to ask you...just curious....really. kind of afraid to hear the answer too.....she has some doozys doesnt she?
Yea for the winner! Ok for the question...Does Jenny drive you nuts sometimes or do you love her craziness? Have a good weekend guys! Come say hi :D
ReplyDeleteMy question for Mr. Jenny:
ReplyDeleteWas she like this when you met her or first got married or is this a midlife thing? I guess what I'm really asking is "are you surprised by her behavior??" lol
Guess what? I'm back! Nahhh, that's not "what's what." What's what is that you were my blogging muse today.
ReplyDeleteAnd a good thing too! That ding-dang little muse of mine is still on holiday. But, you came through!
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It's so much better to just win by default... be then everyone else wants to jump in or something and they ruin your grand scheme... I mean, not that I speak from experience... I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your glamorous day.
OK here is my question for Mr. Jenny:)
ReplyDeleteIs Jenny Matlock ALWAYS funny and cute as she appears to be? She makes me bend over double laughing:) and is cute as a button. Is that REAL or does she photoshop to look like that?
Have a blessed day dear Jenny!
Happy congrats to her...for she will love the work, i am sure!
ReplyDeletemmmm...a query for the Mr?
well...if i were given a great deal of time to ponder...i am certain my question would prove to be insightful to all mankind...but all i have, on the spur of the moment to ask is this...
"what is the one piece of clothing you would take away from your wife's closet, if ONLY you could~and what is the one piece of clothing she would fight for?"
:) (ok i asked a "compound" question) is that cause for the red pen? hope not! LOL
Jenny's husband: Are you jealous of her love affair with her blog? :)
ReplyDeleteShish! You got Aunt Amelia wound up, didn't you, Jenny. She is TOO funny!
ReplyDeleteDH ~ Does Jenny always look THIS good ALL the time? She she as organized as she seems?
Have fun with this ...
Happy St Patrick's Day ~
Have a great weekend.
TTFN ~ Hugs, Marydon
I can not believe you're giving him this opportunity. Good luck w/ that ;)
ReplyDeletethis is brilliant, AND you have made
ReplyDeleteaunt amelia very happy, so may i just
say, "thank you!" from the bottom
of my heart. :)
please ask mr. jenny if he wishes you
didn't spend so much time at your
computer?
so fun!
well. asking mr. jenny questions should be fun. like. would he want you to invite his ex to the funeral...
ReplyDeleteI don't have a question, but I will very interested to come back to read the answers....maybe it will become a regular thing "Ask Mr. Jenny".
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Sue for being the lucky winner....and.... Mr.Jenny, Do your friends and neighbors know you are married to an adorable goof ball blogger?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Sue!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to your winner! As to the ask Hubby questions? Honey you have spent too much time in the sun...we don't do that! Unless of course you edit the questions and responses. Then I'm all for it! LOL...you already give us so much info and we love it!!
ReplyDeleteQuestion to your Hubby? How did he ever get so lucky to find a great Gal like YOU???
Jenny, I am so glad that I am not the only one leading such a glamorous life, cleaning bathrooms and such. I will be taking out some trash and cleaning dirty dishes as well. Soooo glamorous, dahling!
ReplyDeleteWell, way to go, Sue! But... boo! Hiss! That is wasn't ME! It's okay, it's okay, I'll live through it. I think.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Mr. Jenny. Let me ask you this. Is Mrs. Jenny as witty and entertaining in real life as she is on her blog?
Justine :o )
My question is: Does Jenny prefer boxers or briefs? :)
ReplyDeleteI love this idea...
ReplyDeleteWho burps louder? Jenny or Mr. Jenny?
Stopping from SITS- Welcome!
Ohhh...well..that's different! I just came from Aunt Amelia's and thought...never mind what I thought, but THIS is ok. Yes, I don't mind asking YOUR husband QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU...but I thought we were supposed to have bloggers ask OUR husbands questions about us. And...of course..that would be an immediate and automatic NO! :) I wouldn't shout it..heavens no...but I would back slowly...slowly toward the cyber door and run! Why? Because my sweet bloggy friends think I'm SWEET! And of course.. :) I am!!
ReplyDeleteOk...let's see... can't think of anything. Probably because I imagine most women do most things I do. I'd have to think on this.
:) Yes...I have to think on this! :)
Hugs!
Mona
Congrats to Sue! I am very interested in coming back to read the answers to these questions! LOL
ReplyDeleteI like your house and think it
ReplyDeletemust be fun living with you.
This is a clever post..
yvonne
Jenny, What a cute post! I can't think of any question that I have, but I will be sure to be back to see which questions Mr Jenny picks to answer!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend :)
Wendy
Mr. Jenny- Are you as special as your wife leads us to believe?
ReplyDeleteDoes she ever stop making you laugh?
My dearest Jenny
ReplyDeleteI am humbly inviting you and your friends to join me in a new meme that I have just created called,
W33K3ND FUNNI3S!
Please join me at W33K3ND FUNNI3S-THE CONFUSED CHINESE
Your friendship and participation is highly appreciated.
hugs
shakira
Congratulations to the winner of the necklace giveaway!
ReplyDeleteHmm..I should come up with a really good question for your hubs.
Congratulations to the winner! My hubs is a workaholic. When he finishes his paying job he goes right to work on something around here. I come home from my paying job and sit down in front of my computer for a while most days. When hubs is done with work he pops head in and asks what are going to do today? hmmm. So Mr Jenny do you know how hard Jenny is working in front of her computer to keep us all in smiles?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like serious emotional blackmail in the middle of the night!
ReplyDeleteI have a question. Since i am a fairly new follower, I don't know much about your history. I am curious as to how you first met and what his first impressions were of you, were you always so endlessly entertaining?!
Congrats to the necklace winner and I eagerly stay tuned for Hubbie's Q and A session!
*&^$*()%&#$E(RFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wanted that darn necklace!!!!!
Oh, uh, congratulations. Sue!
Here are my questions for Steve:
What?
Why?
Dear 'Dakota,'
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you're cool with our nicknames!
Cheers,
'Kristen'
P.S. Belated Congratulations to the Winner!
Mr. Jenny,
ReplyDeletePlease tell your wife that she is always welcome to let me win her drawings, even if I'm not here. I won't mind in the least.
Also, do you have any idea of just how funny your wife IS? You must be in stitches AAAAALLLL the time.
Yaya
Yaya's Changing World
really mad at myself for missing that giveaway!! but here's my question for your better half..
ReplyDelete'do you wonder daily how you ever got along before you met this darling & funniest person in the world??'
:)
Congrats to the winner!
ReplyDeleteOkay, here's my question for Mr. Jenny:
Do you ever get to see your wife? I don't see how that could possibly happen. Well, except for the time the cat scratched her face...
First, I'm late here so PLEEZE go see my ? on your latest post..where Mr Jenny answers some...
ReplyDeleteThen..Congrats to SUE! Luck, lucky you..ya, poetry for a Saturday..
AND. I LOVE Aunties comments! And her too (o:
So, didja see my ?
Hurry...go see (o: