Sunday, March 28, 2010

What kind of a room can an Easter Bunny never go into?

OK, this one is bad. Please don't throw rotten tomatoes at me.

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Ummm....

A Mushroom!

Hey, I got it out of my YOLK book. You can't roll your eye at me. Although I think some of you might have done just that!

So...

A few important things first...

Did you enter the giveaway for the pan from Friday? Did you enter the other giveaway for Easter from Saturday?

Did you enter this giveaway?

What?

Oh. Yea. OK.

I guess I didn't tell you about it yet, did I?

I like this. I think it is tweet. I hope you do, too! But if you don't it's kind of a no harm/no foul thing cuz then you can just not enter.

You can still leave me a comment saying something like "why are you giving these lame prizes? Where is the $10,000.00 cash prize?

And I will laugh politely and delete your comment.

Because I don't want anyone to ever, ever think I will give away $10,000. Unless I win like a gazillion dollars somewhere. And then I would share but since that probably won't be happening you are just stuck with this tweet little prize.
It's made of metal and ceramic and I think it would like really cute in that spot in your home.

You know the spot! The spot right by the thing-a-majig!

So two chances to win.

Chance 1: Comment on this post today. Say anything you want but no begging for 10 grand. I don't have it, I tell ya.

Chance 2: Comment on this post tomorrow. I probably wont have the 10 grand then either.

I'll do the drawing Monday evening so I can ship this off to you bright and early on Tuesday so you have plenty of time to put it in that spot by the thing-a-majig before Easter!

So...what do you call jelly beans at the beach?

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Sandy candy...

AND

On what side does the Easter Bunny have the most fur?

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ummm....

The outside! Geez, I thought everybody knew that.

And now I am off to prepare for an invasion of family for our annual Easter cookie and Easter egg decorating brunch!

I'm excited because I got new cookie cutters this year and one is a lamb!

Have a Hoppy Sunday! Hope it is Eggs-tra special for you all!

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43 comments:

  1. JojoMarch 28, 2010 at 8:05 AM

    I'm going to have to pass on the mushroom joke but the giveaway is precious! Count me in!

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  2. PondsideMarch 28, 2010 at 8:38 AM

    I'll make everyones' eyes roll tomorrow at work when I tell those jokes!!

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  3. UnknownMarch 28, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    LOL!!!!! Sandy Candy....good one! I just love this sweet tree with the bluebirds....I know right were it would go in my home! :) Sandy

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  4. Julie Kwiatkowski SchulerMarch 28, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    I want to see the lamb cookies! We do not color our eggs until Good Friday. (nose in the air) I will color no egg before it's time.

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  5. SarahMarch 28, 2010 at 9:11 AM

    Oh, it's always fun to stop by Jenny's for laughs to get my day started. The blue bird tree is darling. You certainly love to have fun, my friend. I'm envious of the cookie decorating event. Please show us some photos.

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  6. JoMarch 28, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    oh i love the blue bird tree!!! so adorable, and hey, it would look great next to my thingy ... you know the one ... yeah, that one ...

    We need cookie photos! i would love to see those little lamb cookies!

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  7. Vicki/JakeMarch 28, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    You're just giving us the funneriest ways to start the day (o:
    Cute giveaways and all..
    Guess I'll be like the bunny and Egg-sit now...

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  8. Ashley KingMarch 28, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    ooo, you can use the lamb cookie cutters and cut brownies and then drizzle hot fudge on top of them.... yum! i got cookie cutters, but since i really only LOVE chocolate chip cookies, i use the cookie cutters for BROWNIES!!!! (my favorite!!!) YUM YUM YUM! DO post the pictures of whatever yummies you bake up! =)

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  9. RNSANEMarch 28, 2010 at 10:38 AM

    Groan...those jokes, Jenny!! But you do enjoy them so much! I am sad I missed last week's Alphabe. I was on a four day Bahamas cruise. I did sign in on board ship to do my letter "J" but the link had already closed. Boo hoo!

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  10. My Grama's SoulMarch 28, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    Oh Jenny......I so LOVE those cheesy ..LOL....jokes.

    Happy Sunday to you,

    Jo

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  11. Ms. AMarch 28, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    Is it just me, or do those birds look like the ones from "Follow me on Twitter"?

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  12. JMarch 28, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    haha that was a terrible joke, but it cheered me up!

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  13. Mrs. MMarch 28, 2010 at 1:29 PM

    Count me in for the contest!

    However, good thing you are not doing your comedy bits LIVE. Someone might throw eggs at you! :)

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  14. NadeenMarch 28, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Happy sugar cookie time. I can imagine it'll be a sugar high. I'm off to catch a nap and gear up for the afternoon. Enjoy!

    dEE

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  15. TheresaMarch 28, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Ok, I am a follower... LOYAL too, I think I should get extra credit for that:) I would love to win that will tree with the birds on it and I believe you said there are thousands of dollars stuffed in each one? YIPPPPPEEEE, I can't wait to win. I am gonna plan a big trip:) Happy day dear Jenny!

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  16. The Quintessential MagpieMarch 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    Hi, Jenny... loved the jokes! LOL! So corny, but cute... that's the best kind. :-)

    Have missed you, but I have been MIA with company and no computer access and will be in the same fix again in a day or so. Sigh. I will miss you. Please don't forget me.

    Since I just received a ton of stuff from bloggers at our lunch, please give my chance to win that cuter than cute tree to another. I love it, but I think someone else should have my shot at it. It's only fair. :-)

    Love to you...

    XO,

    Sheila

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  17. MeganMarch 28, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    Very cute Jenny! And yes...very bad joke! But I laughed...while I was rolling my eyes! :-)

    Cute little tree! If I win I will give it back to you so you can give it to another person that has room for such an adorable item. I simply don't. And it would cause me anxiety trying to find a spot. So...if you love me...please spare me the anxiety.

    Blessings!

    http://reddirtandcrazy.blogspot.com/

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  18. Aunt lodiMarch 28, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Jenny your jokes sound like the kind my BIL tells.
    I would give the little tree to a friend who is in the nursing home.

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  19. Aunt lodiMarch 28, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Jenny your jokes sound like the kind my BIL tells.
    I would give the little tree to a friend who is in the nursing home.

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  20. Linda @ A La CarteMarch 28, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Dear Miss Jenny,
    I love your Tweet bird tree and house. I would love to give it a new home next to that sweet thing a ma jig I already have. Thank you so much for being the nicest lady to never offer $10K....(smiles)

    Linda

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  21. Terri SteffesMarch 28, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    Sigh, what we have to go through for those darling prizes!

    JK......

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  22. AmyMarch 28, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    Hi Miss Jenny! This is adorable! Hope you had fun at your party!

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  23. JustineMarch 28, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    Those are some of the most lame jokes I've ever heard! Or read, in this case.

    But I like the tweet!!!
    Justine :o )

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  24. Mrs. Cherry HeartMarch 28, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    Ok those are jokes I can tell the grandkids! They will laugh too!

    And by the way Jen, I will settle for 5 grand...how about that! Maybe empty a piggy bank or two!
    That would be a niiiiiiiiiiiice give away would'nt it!
    Fat chance..... you'd have a zillion comments! :-)

    A blue bird tree...... tooooo cute! Now will that bring good luck to whom ever wins it?
    Blue birds are good luck aren't they?
    Still wishing I guess! :-)

    Have fun making cookies!
    Hugz, Dolly

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  25. AllyMarch 28, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    That is so cute!

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  26. BrendaMarch 28, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Well that is just too cute and I do have a place for it right next to the other thingy I am going to win from you! Oh you say I did not win the other thingy, well I have a place right by another thingy I already have.

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  27. Velvet Over SteelMarch 28, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    Nice giveaway! Thanks for sharing!! :-) ~ Coreen

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  28. grammyMarch 28, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    Very funny yolks (o:
    Of course I want the money
    show me the money
    but hey the birdie tree is cute too
    I want to see lamb cookies (o:

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  29. wMarch 28, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    that yolk book is a classic.

    also. enter me. i totally love the birds. dangling.

    thanks!

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  30. BECKYMarch 28, 2010 at 9:39 PM

    Very cute, Jenny! I really don't "need" to win, so seriously, don't "enter" me in your contest! I just wanted to say hello and of course remind you how much I enjoy reading your blog! :)

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  31. UnknownMarch 29, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    word....

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  32. Putting the FUN in DysFUNctionalMarch 29, 2010 at 1:31 AM

    Totally adorable! I just have to get a chance for this!

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  33. Nicc79March 29, 2010 at 4:07 AM

    Thanks for the Laugh and count me in on the giveaway

    Nikki
    xx
    http://nikkis-attic.blogspot.com/

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  34. MelindaMarch 29, 2010 at 4:55 AM

    Still loving the jokes.


    Melinda

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  35. People Who Know Me Would Say:March 29, 2010 at 5:31 AM

    Hi Matlock -

    Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts


    10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”


    9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”


    8. Can’t stop washing his paws.


    7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.


    6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.


    5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a “suicide egg.”


    4. Rotting corpse of Energizer bunny recently discovered in his crawl space.


    3. Won’t come out of his compound in Waco, Texas.


    2. He’s hippity-hopped up on crack.


    1. Keeps rubbing himself for good luck.

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  36. Maggey and JimMarch 29, 2010 at 6:47 AM

    Love your humor..I will be looking for the 10 grand..lol..Love bunnies and bird houses.. Cute giveaway.
    Maggey

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  37. MommyLovesStilettosMarch 29, 2010 at 7:05 AM

    That is so cute!

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  38. MrsJenBMarch 29, 2010 at 7:46 AM

    I've been sharing your jokes all weekend. I'm pretty sure my husband hates me now. ;-)

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  39. Linda @ A La CarteMarch 29, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    Back on Monday as instructed for my 2nd comment. Love to know where you got the YOLK book!!! Love the blue birds still and even more after a 2nd visit. Love you Jenny Girl!!!

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  40. RecoveringCoffeeholicMarch 29, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    So I guess I don't qualify for this giveaway since I was supposed to comment yesterday and today, but in my deffense I just found your blog for the 1st time today. :) Anyway, I look forward to being a reader! Maybe you'll consider me for your giveaway? Either way it's cool! I'm oing to browse around your page here and familiarize myself with it. Thanks for writing. I think I am really going to enjoy your blog!

    Maria Delgado
    mariadelgado32302@yahoo.com

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  41. TinaMarch 29, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    Ooohhh! I really need that cute little tree! Even more than the 10k. JK!!! I need that too, but you said you didn't have it and I believe you. And I LOVE corny jokes. Keep at it!

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  42. jakiesmomMarch 29, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    hope i made it into the hat in time, the blue birds are so cute
    nannypanpan@sbcglobal.net

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  43. AnonymousMarch 29, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    Too cute! I would really like a cookie, please. It looks like the reds had a great day!

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