This post is linked to Saturday Centus Week 2. A 100 word story based on a prompt. The prompt is in bold below. I look back over my shoulder, squinting into the late afternoon sun, gawking with stunned alarm at the broad rolling muddy waters of the Mississippi.
This was going to be harder then I thought. I looked at the crowd of cheering rednecks, clutching sweating long-neck beers in meaty hands.
“OK, girl, get a grip,” I told myself.
I hadn’t shelled out almost 100 grand for my gastric bypass, tummy tuck, butt lift, and Double EE’s to be shy.
I stripped off my tight white tee-shirt and dove into the sticky brown mud with the other bikini clad Mississippi River Mudfest Wrestlers!
Make sure you read the rest of the story links HERE ! Don't be afraid to go look. None of the other ones are about middle aged frumpy women dreaming about having a mud wrestling body!
Ain't no way, girl! The mud in the Mississippi would be over your head, and there's catfish bigger than men living in the hollow logs along the bank! But it was funny anyhow! LOL!
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Sheila :-)
OMG, LOL. I would never have expected this from YOU. I loved it. It was totally different than anyone else's. Great job!!
ReplyDeletePerfect..........love it.
ReplyDeleteAyuh, this is wikkid cool. Ayuh, tis right funny.
ReplyDeleteDidn't surprise me....
ReplyDeleteYou're a hoot Jenny (o:
Not quite what I expected from you...but totally fun!
ReplyDeleteI am still giggling, you go girl! You have quite the imagination!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteNancy
This is PERFECT!! Bahahaha!! Loved the rednecks part... hee haw indeed...
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahaha I totally wasnt expecting that! LOVE IT! I think I might print it out and post it on my fridge for when I need a laugh.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome!!!!! I love it. Great job Jenny.
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! I love surprises!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest story ever. sandie
ReplyDeleteGREAT one, Jenny. Such fun.
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Now, THAT was good for a smile!
ReplyDeleteJenny Jenny Jenny ... too hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteOh wow... That was too great.
ReplyDeleteI really liked that short story. Didn't see it coming from the first sentence at ALL. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteBut I was distracted by the idea of someone having double E boobs. I just cannot IMAGINE.
...maybe I don't watch enough porn.
Well, well Jenny. I see your thunk in the head and raise you one :) Loved this! You had a totally different take on this - naturally! Thanks for the sweet comment, I was nervous as a cat before I hit the publish button! Kathy
ReplyDeleteThere is so much voice and details in this short piece -- that's really wonderful! Loved it. :)
ReplyDeleteBravo! You kept it right at the Century Mark, and kept the drama, too. BTW, thanks for visiting on my BON Day!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely Priceless. I can't believe you got there with this. You amaze me. You truley do, and the image I have in my head right now of this gal (with cellulite on her thighs I am sure) is just well, just sick!!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic Miss Jenny, I am sure Mister Jenny is smiling in his office saying "I married an amazing woman"
PS - aren't we on week 3? or is it really only the second?
ReplyDeleteTerrific!! So visual..........and squishy.......
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome, Jenny! You had me at Double EE's! What a great direction you took this prompt! I wish I would have thought of it! Or would that have been too weird?
ReplyDeleteLove it!
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