Oskar the weiner dog's
stubby legs wobble.
As he runs through the house
looking for things to gobble.
He is not discerning.
He just doesn't care,
if it's kleenex or kids books
or mens underwear.
Green tomatoes from the garden,
Printer cartridges from the desk,
But getting to the garbage can
Is the thing that he likes best.
He's not too particular.
He's really not picky.
To Oskar the weiner dog
nothing is icky.
Oskar the fat, little weiner dog
is always ready to eat!
So if you come to visit me
you better watch your FEET!
This post is brought to you by the Letter "O" and is linked to 
PS. No weiner dogs were starved in the artistic creation of these photos.
LOL, I bet you have a hard time from keeping Oskar from getting sick.
ReplyDeleteI love Oskar! He and Daisy would become fast friends I am sure. You did exceptional on the poem as well. Who grades the teacher? I will give you an A+ for such a cute and endearing "O"
ReplyDeletesounds like our schnauzer Nolan...or pointer Bliss.....great O post
ReplyDeleteDear Ms Matlock!
ReplyDeleteThis week's assignment is too easy!! Couldn't decide between Oscars,Opposites,Opera, Olives,Ocean etc! (Love your Oskar!)
btw How about, when we reach 'Z' starting from scratch again - no prizes, just for fun! We've all had to leave out so many great letters so far along the way!
Have a great Alphabe-Thursday!
XOXO LOLA:)
What a lovely dog Oscar is.Thank you for hosting this great weekly event.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, we have the same problem at our house. What is it with dachshunds and kleenax and garbage.
ReplyDeleteI love all the them. They make me smile.
Susan
Jenny: I want to tell you that you are welcomed anytime to my home. You can stay until you have used every cup I have. I would suggest you bring a lot of change of clothes. Lots of love, Martha
ReplyDeleteOh Me Oh My, first their is another Oscar dog floating around alphabe-Thursday! Second, I couldn't help but remember our Duncan dog that ate a whole jar of vaseline...greasssssy!
ReplyDeleteDogs. We love them, we tolerate them, we want to strangle them!
ReplyDeleteOh mine, what a wonderful poem about Oskar..Sounds like a lot of fun to have him around..
ReplyDeleteThis O blog has had me laughing silently as sat in school watching an after school club.
ReplyDeleteLoved it.
A+
distinction
Oh good grief! Not the textbook-eating, dog that can't tell an open gate when he sees one! But ya gotta love 'em.
ReplyDeleteI wish my dogs would take cool pics like this.
ReplyDeleteI love Oskar. :D
Oscar should come play with Teddy. I'm taking care of my friends dog for a few days and we've had move all the trash cans up and out of his reach. What is it with the kleenex anyway??? Great poem, Jenny!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Just imagine what he could get into if his little legs were taller! My lab once turned on the gas to one of the burners on my stove when I left a good smelling pan there. Luckliy I noticed right away!
ReplyDeleteWhy do dogs love to eat trash anyways??? One of the mysteries of life!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, how adorable. Great poem too.
ReplyDeleteOskar looks so charming and intelligent I can't believe the outrageous things you're saying about him! He looks offended!
ReplyDelete~Maggie~
HOW KEYYYY-UTEEEE! :) Loved this post.. and ADORE the picture!
ReplyDeleteYOU are so stinkin' clever!
What a hoot of a poem...and, I might add, what a beautiful weiner dog!
ReplyDeleteLOL...that was very cute...wish I had one! Come say hi :D
ReplyDeleteBut he's soooo CUTE! Love the book!
ReplyDeleteSmiles
love that he'll eat anything :D
ReplyDeleteOh, that Oskar "eating disorder" weiner dog....
ReplyDeleteHe is just the cutest!
What a cute picture and sassy dog
ReplyDeleteOur friends had one that would not stop chewing up peoples underwear...how annoying.
He is a cute doggy :)
ReplyDeleteOskar! I love him I love his little legs and that cute face! He is certainly no dummie, he picked you as his wienie MOM!!~
ReplyDeleteGreat O! I was so relieved to read that disclaimer at the end; I was worried because he looked SOOO malnourished.
ReplyDeleteOskar wasjust made for this post!
ReplyDeleteOskar sounds like an Original Oddball!
ReplyDelete;)
I want to read the post about the unusual things removed from Oskar's intestines!
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny...
ReplyDeleteHehe...your Oskar is adorable! Ohhh...and I loved your Oskar poem!!! Aren't you clever and creative...I love it!!! My friend, I have been seeing Alphabe Thursday around blogland...now I have met the hostess! I hope to join in sometime!!!
I wanted to stop by to say thank you for helping me to celebrate my Sunday Favorites "One Year" birthday! Thank you so much for the sweet notes and well wishes...and for adding Happy To Design to your list of blog follows! I really do appreciate that! I am also adding your delightful blog to my list...hoping to join in with your fun Thursday meme someday soon!
Have an "O"utstanding day and best wishes with my gift card giveaway!
It's so nice to meet you, Jenny!!!
Chari @Happy To Design
Oskar sounds like one heck of a little dog ... it's amazing what little dogs can do and get in to ... but does he eat homework??? he he he
ReplyDeleteWell I must say that Oskar is very talented, he can read and sit at the table! Love your poem, our Reuben love paper towels and will tear them into itty bitty pieces. Don't you just love our little dogs, what would life be without them!
ReplyDeleteI love your Oskar, he is so cute! My wienie dog's name is also Oscar and I think they would get along very well. He also thinks that anything left at his level is for him!
ReplyDeleteJenny, you are a poet too. Very cute poem and dog! Joni
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! What a great poem and what an awesomely cute dog! Great job!
ReplyDeleteOh, your poem of Oskar is outstanding...and I am so proud of you...you didn't mention a thing about his Odor!
ReplyDeleteThat is so cute.
ReplyDeleteToo cute!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH Oskar is so darn cute! Love him:) Have a blessed day!
ReplyDeletePretty funny there Jenny:-) Cool poem. I have to admit that the only dog EVER to bite me was a dachsund. FYI...I do not hold a grudge:-) Peace and blessings
ReplyDeleteCute,cute poem about Oskar. Our bug likes to grab tissue out of the the trash if the grands leave the bath door open. She grabs and runs under the couch. I always need to scold through laughter because she just cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteHow cute!
ReplyDeleteOskar is so cute! I really like your poem as it is the perfect ode to Oskar. Good job.
ReplyDeleteLoretta
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That face!
ReplyDeleteAwe, Oskar. I love you. Can I squeeze you a little?
ReplyDeleteI'll be sure to pack my feet watching glasses if I ever come to visit!
ReplyDeleteHe is adorable!! Thanks for stopping by :) It's always so nice to get connected with new people!
ReplyDeletewe have had 4 dachs in the past - gorgeous dogs with beautiful faces. We have a cocker spaniel now, but happy memories of our little dachs.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaaaaay toooo funny!
ReplyDeleteMelinda
We used to have dachshunds growing up-- I swear I used to think that they would eat rocks! We had a basset hound we couldn't keep out of the waste paper baskets either -- must be a hound thing -- our terriers (my husband calls them terrorists) don't to that.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute dog! I guess people don't have to take their shoes when they enter your house.
ReplyDeleteThose pictures are awesome!!
ReplyDeleteThis is a classic! Love Oskar and love this post.
ReplyDeleteThat dog is wayyyyyy too cute for his own good!
Aww, Oskar is adorable and so is his poem!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWow, is it Thursday again? That means Tuesday is right around the corner!
ReplyDeleteSweet Oskar!
This could be the beginning of a series of dog poetry...who knew? Lucky for us...the beagle princess sticks to paper products and an occasional sock if she is lucky.
ReplyDeleteI think I love Oskar! He looks like he's singin' in the last pic.....a little Motown maybe???? Heeehehehe!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have yourself the best day sweetie!!!
Oh he's so cute, that Oskar!
ReplyDeleteI could use him at my house ... he could just eat all the food that the kids drop on the floor, he wouldn't need to dig in the garbage can. I bet he'd take care of the toys they leave lying around, too! Send him on to Texas Jenny :) .
Great poem, too!
OK, this is the best one yet! Love your Oskar inspired poetry.
ReplyDeleteDoes your talents never end? love oscar even though I am a cat lady. :)
ReplyDeleteObviously Oskar is One Obstinate dog!
ReplyDeleteHi Jenny,
ReplyDeleteI love your wiener dog.....so cute! I've already got four of your boxes done, I think you're going to like them.
Have a great weekend!
Meri
What a cute post! How perfect you chose Oskar for your O post. Our little weiner dog loves to eat too and gets into everything. Yesterday I caught her actually in my purse, rooting around for a breath mint!
ReplyDeletethis is such a fun meme...thank you for starting it!
He's too cute!
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet pup. A bit of a garbage disposal (lol) but sweet and super cute.
ReplyDeletethanks for visiting my blog! Oskar is absolutely adorable and must run the urban farm :)
ReplyDeleteI'd sure like to know how you got the weiner dog to stand still long enough to snap the picture.
ReplyDeleteVery cute poem. Be glad you don't have a cat with a kitty litter box. Trust me on this.
Thanks for the mark and your visit! I am reading Stieg Larsson's 'the girl with the dragon tattoo' can't put it down! If you haven't already read it you should give it a go except that there are 3 books altogether and I have to go buy the other 2 as I can't wait to borrow them!!!!! Very addictive.
ReplyDeleteYou're hysterical! Smiling from ear to ear over that one! ... Oscar is adorable, even if he eats men's underwear. xo Paulette
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a real character! My little pomeranian loves to sneak under the cupboard when you pull out the garbage can to empty it, looking for fallen scraps. Once she got locked in there. I heard her yipping and could NOT figure out where it was coming from. I finally discovered her trapped under the sink with the garbage can! Served her right.
ReplyDeleteO...I just knew you would do OSKAR!
ReplyDeleteHe needs his 15 minutes too (o:
Oskar you are just so adorable! Jenny, he looks just like our old dog Tupi. She was just the sweetest, cuddliest dog ever.
ReplyDeleteHey, I tagged you in a photo meme. Come on over and hope you can join in the fun!
ReplyDeletehttp://imafulltimemummy.blogspot.com/2010/04/photo-meme.html
Jenny, Thanks for visiting my blog. I am laughing as I read yours. Love the mobcap in the previous post! So very attractive and school-marmish.
ReplyDeletea ha ha ha! That was so charming! I love wiener dogs, but I never had one! They feel so sleek and look so cute.
ReplyDelete"Kentucky Derby Pie Link 22? E-mail me. Your link doesn't work and I want to fix it for you!"
ReplyDelete?????????????????
Don't know what the above, refers to but... We want "Dublin" to win the Derby. Not that we bet. We just love a story with a horse.
And "Dublin" is trained by an old trainer. Anthony feels he has a chance to win this Derby, with this horse. That's all we need, to rooooooooot for "Dublin." :-)
Oskar is a sweetie! You can come to visit Rosie any time - she'll save you some of her favorite chewy sticks and chestnuts.
ReplyDeleteOskar is precious! And so is the poem! -Tammy
ReplyDeleteSassy, I can tell by the second picture, and too innocent looking to blame, by the looks of the first one. However, after reading your funny poem, I hear that Oskar the fat little wiener dog rules the roost at your house. Thanks for the laugh to start my day!
ReplyDeletehehe love it!! Our dog is currently addicted to dirty diapers!! gag!
ReplyDeleteDogs are like that, yes they are!! Cute rhyme Miss Jenny!
ReplyDeleteCute poem. Aren't dogs fun? We have to keep our cat box away from our dog, because cat poo is his favorite thing ever. Although, he used to really love dirty socks. Our kids once got quite a big surprise when they saw him poop a tube sock. They were much more careful after that to use the laundry hamper!
ReplyDeleteI love oskar the fat little weiner dog....
ReplyDeleteoskar s too cute. My maggie just loves to grab things and take off running with them! just to get me to chase her!
ReplyDeleteOskar is our poodle's hero. He is such a cute, hungry weiner dog and your poem is hilarious. You are a wonderful word crafter.
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