Somebody tells you they're gonna do something and then they don't and you want to say to them...
YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR!
...but you're much too nice to say something so mean to someone who is sweet most of the time except when they are being a
BIG FAT LIAR!!!
I'm hoping you feel that way today...
Because.
Yeah...
Sigh...
I AM A BIG FAT LIAR!
I told you yesterday I was going to do a giveaway today but since today is the day I post the link to Alphabe-Thursday's letter 'C' (exhale, inhale - that was a long sentence and I ran out of hot air!) I didn't want to make the giveaway less exciting.
Because...
EVEN THOUGH I'M A BIG FAT LIAR...
The girl whose work I am featuring for the giveaway deserves her very own day...and not just the morning before the afternoon of Alphabe-Thursday.
You know?
You understand, right?
Right?
Trust me.
It's a neat giveaway.
It involves things with paper inside and hard covers on the front and back and the only other clue I can give you is that it's by someone whose blog you probably follow already.
And no.
It's not mine.
Because what would I possibly write on paper and put between front and back hardcovers?
The autobiography of
A BIG FAT LIAR!!!!
I think not.
But stay tuned for Friday.
And please don't tell me the story about the little boy who cried wolf because that story was about a totally different kind of
BIG FAT LIAR
and it doesn't apply here at all.
So there.
YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR!
...but you're much too nice to say something so mean to someone who is sweet most of the time except when they are being a
BIG FAT LIAR!!!
I'm hoping you feel that way today...
Because.
Yeah...
Sigh...
I AM A BIG FAT LIAR!
I told you yesterday I was going to do a giveaway today but since today is the day I post the link to Alphabe-Thursday's letter 'C' (exhale, inhale - that was a long sentence and I ran out of hot air!) I didn't want to make the giveaway less exciting.
Because...
EVEN THOUGH I'M A BIG FAT LIAR...
The girl whose work I am featuring for the giveaway deserves her very own day...and not just the morning before the afternoon of Alphabe-Thursday.
You know?
You understand, right?
Right?
Trust me.
It's a neat giveaway.
It involves things with paper inside and hard covers on the front and back and the only other clue I can give you is that it's by someone whose blog you probably follow already.
And no.
It's not mine.
Because what would I possibly write on paper and put between front and back hardcovers?
The autobiography of
A BIG FAT LIAR!!!!
I think not.
But stay tuned for Friday.
And please don't tell me the story about the little boy who cried wolf because that story was about a totally different kind of
BIG FAT LIAR
and it doesn't apply here at all.
So there.
Little fibs are forgivable!
ReplyDeleteIt's OK, Jenny Matlock... it's OK:) You are not a BIG FAT LIAR! HUGS!
ReplyDeleteI bet it is worth the wait!
ReplyDeleteHell I'll stand in line for a few hours for BIG FAT LIAR on your account :o)
ReplyDeleteMine haven't arrived yet. I soooo believe in this woman, I agree that she deserves her own special day, not being the innards of an Alphabe-Thursday postagram.
ReplyDeleteoh the suspense....the build up...to Friday you say? No body can compete with Alphabe-Thursday...NO BODY! However, I am certain SOMEBODY is very grateful for your support no matter the day of the week! So come on Friday....Bring it on on!
ReplyDeleteOK I can wait! hugs, Linda
ReplyDeleteNow I am all wound up.
ReplyDeleteLOL, forgiven:-)
ReplyDeleteliar liar, pants on fire....heehee...
ReplyDeleteLOL, Jenny!! you are too cute, and SO NOT a big fat liar!! :) -Tammy
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like it is worth the wait! I forgive you.
ReplyDeleteI trust it's very good if you don't want it overshadowed by Alphabet Thursday!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding ? No need for apologies or confessions...whenever you're ready to post, I'll be there !!!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Nonna
You are forgiven. In fact, I even embrace your big, fat, lying ways...
ReplyDelete;)
Tis okay cousin!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Jenny don't be so hard on yourself....we all know that life seems to always muddle up things we plan to do.....you are forgiven actually even before and if you do something .....this blogging world is like free parking....and we appreciate all that you do....I know I do!...it's like even when we're you once in a while in the dump zone of life or not feeling up to par...we still do as good as we can! Hope things get back on track for you!
ReplyDeleteYou totally just made my day with this post. Thanks.
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