Sunday, December 18, 2011

Trendy Decorating?

“Mom! Don’t you think you’re taking this locavore thing a bit too far?”
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“Huh? No, Mom, I don’t think it applies to Christmas decorations!!!”
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“I understand that fresh meat is the only thing ‘growing’ in Minnesota, right now, but couldn’t you have used berries and twigs on the tree instead?”


This strange little 50 word story is linked to week 85 of Saturday Centus. To read other offerings for this challenge, just click here.


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18 comments:

  1. Jayne MartinDecember 18, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    What a tasty looking tree!

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  2. Ms. ADecember 18, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Can you even imagine what that would smell like after several day?

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  3. Ms. ADecember 18, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Make that "days".

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  4. Heather{Our Life In a Click}December 18, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    ha! That is too funny!!

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  5. Dazee DreamerDecember 18, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    lol.

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  6. PondsideDecember 18, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Every time I see that picture I think I can smell garlic salami!

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  7. "Cottage By The Sea"December 18, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    I showed my husband this post and he said and I quote, "THAT'S AWESOME, that woman knows how to decorate a tree. I wanna go to her house for Christmas!" So, I guess we'll see you then. I hope the salami is still good by Sunday.

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  8. Kim LehnhoffDecember 18, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    That tree is disturbing on so many levels.

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  9. VikiDecember 18, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    Aren't you the vocabulary wiz? I had to look up the word locavore to see what it meant LOL. Great centus.

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  10. GardenOfDaisiesDecember 18, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    LOL! That would be really fun on a Christmas buffet table though.

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  11. LynnDecember 19, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    "Meat growing" hmmm... Merry Christmas Week Jenny:@)

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  12. anitamombanitaDecember 19, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    I figured you'd have some sort of an "explanation" for this charming prompt! LOL. Have a wonderful week!!

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  13. 21 WitsDecember 19, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    Ha ha HA! picking myself up from the floor, in complete wild and roaring laughter....so FuNnY! But we have so much more growing in Minnesota right now really, really we do!

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  14. Busy Bee SuzDecember 19, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    You are a nut!!!! I really think that tree is yucky...that much meat in one place makes me want to gag. :)

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  15. Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)December 19, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    It's just a strange little tree but it did make for some great blog fodder!

    You crack me up girl!

    Have a greatly blessed day my friend! :o)

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  16. JudieDecember 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    Wait until you see what I did with processed meat on Thursday!!Mwahahahaha!!!

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  17. Susan AndersonDecember 20, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    This was such a funny prompt. You did well with it, too!

    =)

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  18. Rek SeshDecember 20, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    Really enjoyed this prompt and your take on it.

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