Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Don't go leaping to any conclusions...

Just warning you.

Here's a little knock knock joke for you.

Because it's Leap Year.

And I know you want to celebrate with me.

So...

Go ahead.

Really.

You say, "Knock, Knock!"

Got it?

Okay.

Go! Really! It's your turn first.

"Knock, knock!" You say.

Wait! Wait! That's not right!

Let's start over.

I start first.

"Knock, knock!"

"Who's there?" you say.

"Mary!"

"Mary who?" you say.

"Mary me and I'll love you forever!" I say.

Awwww...

Cute, wasn't it?

You can't roll your eyes at me, Missy. I warned you right in advance. I told you not to leap to any conclusions.

Sadly, even though I did a bunch of google searches I couldn't find a single Leap Year knock knock joke.

So.

Yeah.

That's the VERY best I could come up with today.

But!

Happy Leap Year anyway.



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20 comments:

  1. Mid-Atlantic MarthaFebruary 29, 2012 at 4:47 AM

    Someone I know said "This day was four years in the making....it better be good!" Happy leap day!

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  2. Ms. AFebruary 29, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    Oh, well... you tried!

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  3. TerraFebruary 29, 2012 at 4:59 AM

    Hey Hey! A knock knock is a knock knock. We used to tell knock knocks in the car to keep little ones awake on car rides we didn't want them napping during...they made up some doozies! Makes me giggle thinking about it! So Leap Year...I totally forgot about that....hmmmm - should I spend my day leaping from place to place? um, NO. But it would be funny.

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  4. UnknownFebruary 29, 2012 at 5:02 AM

    LOL, so funny if someone were to propose that way! Happy leap year:-)

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  5. aspiritofsimplicityFebruary 29, 2012 at 5:10 AM

    thanks for the laugh. I thought it was kinda cute!

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  6. TheresaFebruary 29, 2012 at 5:20 AM

    Happy Leap Year to you too dear Jenny! HUGS and smiles!

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  7. Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)February 29, 2012 at 6:09 AM

    Now how'd ya know I rolled my eyeballs girl???

    Heeehehehehe!

    Woohoo, leapin' for joy here.

    God bless and have a sunshiny kinda day my sweet friend!!! :o)

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  8. Linda @ A La CarteFebruary 29, 2012 at 6:17 AM

    Good One! Knock Knock jokes are funny cause their stupid! I like em! Happy Leap Year! hugs, Linda

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    Today is my parents anniversary! They only have it every 4 years. And Happy Leap Day to you too!

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  10. lissaFebruary 29, 2012 at 7:40 AM

    have a great leap year day! silly joke bu then again, it's still fun to read it.

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  11. anitamombanitaFebruary 29, 2012 at 7:56 AM

    I hope this day finds you leaping for joy!! :)

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  12. Susan AndersonFebruary 29, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Your self-coined knock knock joke?

    Superb.

    In fact, my heart leap within me.

    ;)

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  13. SueFebruary 29, 2012 at 9:00 AM

    When I was a kid I thought Leap Year Day was so cool...life was so simple then! Happy LY to you too! How's that job going?

    A little giveaway on my blog...if you have time!

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  14. Keri {One Mama's Daily Drama}February 29, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    That could totally be a leap year joke! There is an Irish tradition that on Leap Day, a girl can ask a boy to marry her and he has to say yes.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    Happy Leap Day! We have been telling frog jokes at our house. They leap don't they.

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  16. UnknownFebruary 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    Have a happy one -I always remember a leap year, because hubby's uncle was BORN on the leap day, and the dilemma of the family when to have his birthday!

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  17. EG CameraGirlFebruary 29, 2012 at 1:12 PM

    Happy Leap Year Day to you too!

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  18. UnknownMarch 5, 2012 at 7:29 AM

    that was so not funny that I laughed....you are a nut....hahah

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  19. UnknownMarch 5, 2012 at 8:05 PM

    So cute. Yes we were told long ago that leap year was the year to propose. lol

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  20. Splendid Little StarsMarch 13, 2012 at 12:40 AM

    and a Happy Leap Year to you, too!

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