Friday, March 15, 2013

Code Red!

Here is my little Saturday Centus story linked to week 150 of that meme.  To read other offerings just click here.

The prompt is actually the words 'Code red!' and they are in bold.



Code Red.  Code Red.
Get out of bed!
The children are running around naked.
Code Red. Code Red.
My complexion’s dead!
I throw water on my face to revive it.
Code Red, Code Red.
Dogs and childrens aren’t fed
Can I throw all some dog biscuits in my hurry?
Code Red, Code Red.
My aching head.
Isn’t it Wednesday?  What is she thinking?
Code Red. Code Red.
I am being led
Like a lamb to a slaughter of eye rolling.
Code Red. Code Red.
I know he said,
“My Mother’s not coming until Thursday!”
Code red!   Code Red!
Why did I wed?
A man who can’t read the calendar?
 
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15 comments:

  1. I loved the humor take on the prompt ... totally unique !!!

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  2. Thank you for a wonderful shot of morning humour! You always manage to put a smile on my face! hugs!

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  3. Ha! ha! This brightened my day!

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  4. that is brilliant. one blog I follow turned up in March for an appt next August lol

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  5. that is brilliant. one blog I follow turned up in March for an appt next August lol

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  6. Code Reds...ain't life full of 'em???

    Enjoyed the read sweetie!

    God bless and have a great weekend!

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  7. All I've heard for the past few weeks is Code Blue. Your Code Red is more normal to me.

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  8. You have a talent for great humor!! Love it Miss Jenny!

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  9. I love it! Great response :) I needed a chuckle tonight--it was a welcomed little break from the project I'm working on at almost 10 pm on Friday (such a nerd I am...)!

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  10. I borrowed your telephone graphic and did something (odd) of my own.

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  11. I hate when the weekends are Code Red days.

    I may start using "CODE RED!" in my effort to rouse the 'troops' when company is coming!

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  12. This is terrific. I love the humor!

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  13. Love it, especially:
    Why did I wed?
    A man who can’t read the calendar?

    Hilarious too.

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  14. Oh yeah! We all know code red! Funny Jenny...

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