Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Alphabe-Thursday Letter L


Good morning class. This week we are learning about the lively letter:


Before you link, though, please STOP and read this! The links toward the end seem to be missing a lot of visitors. If you get a chance try to read the five before your name and the very last five on the linky and maybe that will help balance it out a bit. Thank you.

Please link directly to your Alphabe-Thursday URL (if you don't know how to do this let me know!) and please continue to visit the five links before and after your link and leave a comment. Minimum of 10 links visited please. You can visit more if you like, of course.

I also want to let you know that each week I visit every blog. If it appears I haven't visited your blog by Wednesday morning, please let me know, because it is important to me to make sure you know I've visited you! This will avoid you trying to skip out on doing your assignment as well.

If you have any difficulties with your link, please make sure to include the number of the link when you e-mail me. It is really difficult for me to find you easily otherwise.

If you have any questions about Alphabe-Thursday or problems doing your link just post it in a comment or send me an e-mail. I'll do my best to help you as quickly as I can.

The McLinkey will be live from 1:00 pm MST time Wednesday afternoon in an effort to assist our lovely "friends across the pond" and continue through 10:00 am MST time Friday morning!

And remember.... link back to this post, you need to be registered as a follower of my blog, PG posts only, and try to visit the 5 students before and after your post at minimum. The links will stay live after the final post deadline has passed so you can even wait and visit over the weekend or whenever you have more time.

Please feel free to let loose your "L" link now. Class is dismissed.

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Can you keep a secret?

I mean seriously. Don't tell Santa I said this.

But I am really annoyed with his elves.

Not a fan.

Sure they look all smiling and happy and helpful...

..but frankly I'm getting sick of being fooled by those sweet looking little faces. I tested the rumor, yet again, that they are helpful and kind and jump right in to help with any and all chores.

A few days ago I started getting out my Christmas decorating stuff (pictures are blurred to let me maintain a teeny, tiny bit of my pride...sigh) and I deliberately left a big mess just so the elves would feel needed.


Ya know? I was just trying to do my part to help build their confidence because I read somewhere that elves have notoriously low self-esteem...being so short and all...

Just trying to do my part as a compassionate, caring, non-elf-discriminatory type person and all.

And what do they do? They obviously just came over and hung out in the living room, probably found the wine fridge, maybe found the hidden bag of hershey kisses...

They just did absolutely, totally, zero in the help department.

And I'm disgusted.

But since I am all fair-minded and everything I'm willing to leave the mess up just one more day to give them a chance to redeem themselves.

Sigh...

You can go to the link to all 7 Giveaways if you want to enter one last time by just clicking here. I shall sit down with a big ol' tumbler of whiskey ... ummm.... I mean a glass of ice water ... and ask Mr. Random Integer to help me do the first five drawings tonight! Good luck to you all... and to all a good night.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

On the 12th day before Christmas... (A Rainbow of Bracelets from Christina)

Jenny Matlock...Off on a Tanget gave to me,
Seven straight days of giveaways...
For things I can put 'neath my Holiday tree!


This is the seventh day of the Seven day giveaway. You can enter every contest every day for seven chances to win in each!


Today I have a wonderful Rainbow Jewelry giveaway from Christina Wigren. Many of your know her as Anna from our Alphabe-Thursday meme. To give you time to look over Anna's jewelry I will extend this last giveway until Thursday with a reminder to enter each day if you like! The CSN giveaway will also be drawn on Thursday as well.

To enter for a chance to win this wonderful armful of rainbow bangles, simply go to Christina's site by clicking here and telling me which item of jewelry catches your eye there.

I will personally attest to the quality and beauty of this jewelry. I have ordered several times as gifts and been really pleased each time.

If you missed the 13th Day before Christmas giveaway for the $65 dollar CSN giveaway click here.

If you missed the 14th Day before Christmas giveaway for a box of Trader Joe's yummy holiday treats and a vintage apron, click here.

If you missed the 15th Day before Christmas giveaway for a mixed media original piece of art from Studio 48, click here.

If you missed the 16th Day before Christmas giveaway for an ImageMeri shadow box or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 17th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $50.00 gift certificate for a Lisa Leonard creation or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 18th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $25.00 Amazon Gift card, or want to enter that drawing again, click here!

And if you missed the rules of the giveaway, here they are again!

1. You must be a follower of this blog.
2. I must be able to get hold of you easily. If your e-mail addy is not linked to your blog please provide it in your comment.
3. Regular blog programming will proceed so there may be two posts in one day. All giveaways will be linked AND you can find them by clicking on the words "Christmas Giveaway" at the bottom right of my blog.
4. You can enter each giveaway 7 times - once each day. I will put links to all drawings on each giveaway to make your life easier!
5. All drawings will be conducted with Mr. Random Integer generator on Wednesday evening, December 15th except for drawing 6 and 7. Those winners will be drawn on December 17th. Winners will have 48 hours to claim their prize or I will re-draw a name.
6. Anyone can enter. If you live far away, though, you might not get your box before Christmas but I'll try really, really hard.

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Story-Time Tuesday - Writing Fiction

Jenny Matlock
If you missed where this story started just click here to read it or simply click on the Story-Time Tuesday link at the top of my blog to take you to previous chapters.

Writing Fiction - Chapter 15

Here's where Chapter 14 left you...

Spot. Spot? SPOT!?! Hurray. My big, fat implausible denial looked like it might be reality after all. Who would name a golden, little, non-spotted terrier Spot?!?

I was absolutely, totally and completely convinced that it couldn’t be Edgar’s dog tag, but just to be sure I went to the top of the stairs and shouted, “Here Spot! Here Spot!” and Edgar came running.

Surely that had to be a mistake. I was certain he’d just heard my voice and came to find me, so while he was nosing around on the upstairs landing I snuck into my bathroom. Very quietly I whispered, “Here Spot!” and he didn’t come.

I told myself that proved it was another dog’s tag, but as I was leaving the bathroom I caught sight of my face in the mirror. I was ashamed to see the face of a possible dog theif so I called out “Here Spot!” again and Edgar came dashing through the doorwaw, looking as excited as I do in a cupcake shop.

Darn. Darn, Darn, Darn.

Spot? Spot! Oh Edgar.


And, now, the story continues...

After testing Edgar at least twenty three more times to see if he’d answer to the name, Spot, I knew. Edgar was Spot.

What a stupid name, anyway. Wasn’t that dog abuse or something?

I looked at the clock and it was almost 7:30. At night. Surely too late to call the number on the tag. What if they were sleeping? It would be awfully rude to wake them up, right?

So, the dog formerly known as Spot and I just hung out. We watched a little TV. He liked the Lassie reruns. We went outside in the chilly night air and he did his business while I looked at the stars and gave him privacy. I made him a snack. All through these little activities, he continued to ignore me when I called him Edgar and to jump up when I called him Spot. I tried tricking him by calling him Ed, but he stubbornly refused to answer to that nickname, as well.

By the time we were heading off to bed, I’d almost convinced myself that the number would be disconnected or that the person who answered would tell me it was a mistake and that their dog, Spot, was taking a nap on the couch.

I must not have convinced myself totally, though, because all night long I tossed and turned and worried. I had nightmare after nightmare. In one particularly upsetting version, my mother, God rest her soul, was making me write “I won’t use my imagination” 100 times on a giant chalkboard. In another, my husband was walking Edgar on a leash. They were walking away from me really quickly and no matter how fast I ran, I could never catch up to them.

Finally, my little cookie scented dog and I fell into a sound sleep. Some combination of the sunlight streaming into the bedroom and Edgar licking my face made me wake up the next morning.

Have you ever had something really, really bad happen in your life? You know how sometimes you forget the bad thing occurred and you wake up in the morning with temporary amnesia and just feel happy? My morning with Edgar was like that. I’d stretched and patted him and scratched his ears. I’d thrown on my ratty pink robe and slippers and headed downstairs. Edgar ran out into the yard and I put the coffee pot on. It was only as I was filling his bowls with fresh water and dog kibble that I remembered.

I went to the open back door where the cold air was streaming into the warm kitchen. I quietly said, “Edgar” and he ignored me. I quietly said, “Spot!” and he came running.

The back of my nose started burning and I knew I was going to start crying. “Get a grip, Pearl,” I told myself, “You’ve only had this mangy, scroungy, dirty, ugly, smelly little dog for a day and a half.”

As the tears started to drip down my face I asked myself over and over again, how I could have fallen in love with him so quickly? I think it might have been the thing I read about in the grief books…getting attached to someone too rapidly trying to fill in all the lonely spots.

I walked over to the dog tag laying on the counter and picked up the phone. The scent of coffee and the sounds of a dog eating and drinking filled the warm kitchen. I dialed the number. It rang once. I hung up. Obviously the people weren’t home.

I opened the cupboard to get out my ‘From Texas with Love’ mug and dumped a bunch of fat-free Half and Half in. I picked up the phone and dialed the number again. This time it rang three times and just as I was getting ready to hang up a grumpy male voice came over the phone.

“Yea. What?” the grumpy male voice said.

I almost hung up again and then he repeated, “Yea. What?” and I quickly started talking.

“Ummm…. hi…” I said in a small voice, “I was…”

“I don’t want any,” he snarled at me. And then all I heard was dial tone. He hung up. Obviously he was an abusive, horrible person. There’s no way he’d have had a sweet, little Cairn Terrier named Spot. Maybe he owned a pit bull named Killer or Spike or Demon and somehow Edgar had…

I interrupted myself. “Pearl, you have to try again. Fair is fair,” so I dialed the number for the second time.

This time when he answered, he was even ruder. His nasty, “WHAT?” almost scared me, but I stiffened my spine and said, “Please don’t hang up on me again. Do you have a dog named Spot?”

He didn’t answer, but at least he didn’t yell at me again.

“What did you say?” he asked in a slightly less mean voice, and I repeated my question.

“Listen lady. Is this a joke?”

I’d started babbling about how I’d been out walking and had found this mangy, scruffy, nasty little dog that I thought was dead but then when it wasn’t I’d given it a bath and made it smell like a cookie and then I’d taken it to the vet and it wasn’t chipped and…

“Lady. Take a breath,” the gruff sounding guy said. “Put the dog on the phone.”

“What do you mean, put the dog on the phone?” I’d sputtered and he’d replied, “Hold the phone up to the dogs ear,” so I’d.

I’m not sure what he said, but all the sudden Edgar/Spot started barking like crazy. He was whining and jumping up in the air and his little chocolate brown eyes were almost feverish with excitement.

“Spot,” I said, “I’ll be darned. You really are Spot.”

When I put the receiver to my ear again, the man sounded almost human. “So…lady. Where can I come and pick up my dog?”

“Not so fast, Mister. How do I know it’s your dog? And why was he out wandering around lost? And why wasn’t he micro-chipped? And how do I know…”

“Lady,” he interrupted again, “You can tell just by the phone call it’s my dog. Let me come over to get him and I’ll prove it to you.”

I thought about it for a second.

First of all, I wasn’t sure that I wanted Mr. Nasty coming to my house. He sounded like the kind of person that might sneak back in later and slit my throat. Second of all, I wasn’t quite ready to turn Edgar/Spot over to someone that sounded so mean. Third of all…I didn’t want to give the dog back. I wondered if that childhood rule of ‘finders keepers’ applied to dogs. I wondered if…

Mr. Grumpy-pant’s impatient voice interrupted my musings. “Lady, I really want to come and get my dog. If you’re worried about it, I’ll pay the vet bill and give you a reward.”

“I don’t want a reward,” I sputtered, “I just want to be sure he’s your dog and that you aren’t a dog abuser or something. Let’s meet at the little park on Main and 10th in an hour.”

Before he could protest, I quickly hung up.

I wondered why I’d said an hour. Why hadn’t I said I was out of town and I’d be back in five months and that I’d bring Edgar/Spot over then? Why hadn’t I told him I’d meet him tomorrow?

Darn. Darn, darn, darn!

I tried dialing the number back, but there was no answer.

I wondered if it would it be wrong to just not show up at the park? What if I just kept the dog? The guy sounded horrible after all. I wasted about five minutes trying to convince myself that doing the wrong thing would be the right thing, just this once.

In the end, I went upstairs and took a shower. I tried sausaging myself into my jeans, resignedly admitted defeat by finally pulling on sweat pants instead. I blow dried my hair. I put some make-up on. I dawdled. I poked around. I changed my sweat pants to a pair with a stripe down the side that were more slimming. I fixed my make-up. I wanted to look as put together as possible so I could convince the nasty guy to let me keep Edgar/Spot.

Finally, when I was a good fifteen minutes late, I grabbed the dog leash, poo bag and went to my car. I opened the door and called, “Edgar, Edgar!” and he came running from the side yard and jumped in. My hopes grew for a brief moment and then I realized he’d only coming running because he liked riding in the car.

It took about 5 minutes to drive to the little park and by then I was nearly twenty minutes late. Perfect timing, it seemed, because the park was empty.

To be continued, Tuesday, December 21st.

(c) 2010 Jennifer R. Matlock
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under the US Copyright Act of 1976 and all other applicable international, federal, state and local laws. The contents of this post/story may not be reproduced as a whole or in part, by any means whatsoever, without consent of the author, Jennifer R. Matlock. All rights reserved.

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Monday, December 13, 2010

On the 13th Day before Christmas....(CSN $65 dollar giveaway)

Jenny Matlock...Off on a Tanget gave to me,
Seven straight days of giveaways...
For things I can put 'neath my Holiday tree!


This is the sixth day of the Seven day giveaway. You can enter every contest every day for seven chances to win in each!

Today I have a wonderful $65 giveaway from the fabulous folks over at CSN!

This CSN Store giveaways will give you access to over 200 online stores where you can find everything from stylish briefcases, cute cookware, and chic lighting pieces!

And wouldn't a briefcase make a great Christmas gift for someone on your list or even for yourself?

I looked around today and was really hoping Santa puts one of these under my tree...



To enter this contest, please visit this link and tell me in a comment below which briefcase you'd choose for yourself or a loved one.

If you missed the 14th Day before Christmas giveaway for a box of Trader Joe's yummy holiday treats and a vintage apron, click here.

If you missed the 15th Day before Christmas giveaway for a mixed media original piece of art from Studio 48, click here.

If you missed the 16th Day before Christmas giveaway for an ImageMeri shadow box or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 17th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $50.00 gift certificate for a Lisa Leonard creation or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 18th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $25.00 Amazon Gift card, or want to enter that drawing again, click here!

And if you missed the rules of the giveaway, here they are again!

1. You must be a follower of this blog.
2. I must be able to get hold of you easily. If your e-mail addy is not linked to your blog please provide it in your comment.
3. Regular blog programming will proceed so there may be two posts in one day. All giveaways will be linked AND you can find them by clicking on the words "Christmas Giveaway" at the bottom right of my blog.
4. You can enter each giveaway 7 times - once each day. I will put links to all drawings on each giveaway to make your life easier!
5. All drawings will be conducted with Mr. Random Integer generator on Wednesday evening, December 15th. Winners will have 48 hours to claim their prize or I will re-draw a name.
6. Anyone can enter. If you live far away, though, you might not get your box before Christmas but I'll try really, really hard.

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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Saturday Centus - Week 32

You might want to enter my 7 Days of Christmas giveaway. To go to today's giveaway, just click here.

Jenny Matlock

The prompt from this week is highlighted. To read other links to this weeks SC, just click here. Here is my little offering.

The gaily wrapped holiday package from my Mother-in-Law had fooled me for a moment, but an involuntary gasp of shock escaped my lips when I opened the shoebox and saw the pointy-toed shoes.
“I saw this stylish footwear and thought of you,” She had said with a straight face and a sarcastic smirk. The label inside the shoes said, ‘Made for Witches.’

“Thank you,” I said graciously, recalling the special Ex-lax laced fudge I had made for her gift. Originally I had wondered if I was being too cruel. Now I knew it had been the perfect gift choice.

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On the 14th Day Before Christmas...(Trader Joes giveaway)

Jenny Matlock...Off on a Tanget gave to me,
Seven straight days of giveaways...
For things I can put 'neath my Holiday tree!


This is the fifth day of the Seven day giveaway. You can enter every contest every day for seven chances to win in each!

So for today, I thought I'd share some holiday treats from Trader Joes and a sweet little red vintage apron.


To enter just leave a comment...any comment below this post. OK. It has to be a nice comment. No mean comments telling me things like "I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants."

If you missed the 15th Day before Christmas giveaway for a mixed media original piece of art from Studio 48, click here.

If you missed the 16th Day before Christmas giveaway for an ImageMeri shadow box or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 17th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $50.00 gift certificate for a Lisa Leonard creation or want to enter that drawing again, click here.

If you missed the 18th Day before Christmas giveaway for a $25.00 Amazon Gift card, or want to enter that drawing again, click here!

And if you missed the rules of the giveaway, here they are again!

1. You must be a follower of this blog.
2. I must be able to get hold of you easily. If your e-mail addy is not linked to your blog please provide it in your comment.
3. Regular blog programming will proceed so there may be two posts in one day. All giveaways will be linked AND you can find them by clicking on the words "Christmas Giveaway" at the bottom right of my blog.
4. You can enter each giveaway 7 times - once each day. I will put links to all drawings on each giveaway to make your life easier!
5. All drawings will be conducted with Mr. Random Integer generator on Wednesday evening, December 15th. Winners will have 48 hours to claim their prize or I will re-draw a name.
6. Anyone can enter. If you live far away, though, you might not get your box before Christmas but I'll try really, really hard.

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