I got my "S" under control!

I did.

For sure.

It took a bit of effort yesterday but finally my "Syndrome" quit being crabby and the day got good.

For the whole entire day, except for the brief moments when I was wrangling with the soaker hoses in the garden trying to get them in place to water my sweet little baby plants, my "S" behaved quite sweetly.

...but I will admit it flared up a bit this morning when I asked Mr. Jenny to give me another alphabet idea to tie into the second Alphabe-Thursday giveaway.

I thought that would be cute for this post.

You know?

Have another little alphabet segue and then do the giveaway.

So let me tell you about the conversation that happened here this morning at 6:34 am.

I say, very sweetly, "Baby, honey, sweetie-pie, sugar-lamb, honey-bunny? (ummm....gag now, please) Can you think of something cute using the letters of the alphabet to lead into my Alphabe-Thursday giveaway?"

And he said, "no."

Whhhhatttttt????

Talk about no help here whatsoever.

So with no further ado I give you the winner for the second Alphabe-Thursday prize.

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ha.

You fell for it.

Did you really think I would just do this simply? Pulllleeeze.

Here at Jenny Matlock...off on my tangent...I am all about unnecessary wordy confusion at all times.

Except for "Wordless Wednesdays" when I get even worse.

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Hmmm.... but now that I wrote that I'm not really sure if it is a good thing or not.

However.

Moving on with the giveway.

Because I want you to know that I conducted this giveaway with the highest professionalism using only the finest hi-tech equipment to ensure the results are spot-on... I am sharing my amazing computing system with you now. Who stole my calculator anyway?

But before I announce the winner from the 247 Alphabe-Thursday links I have a quick guest blogger. Hello class! This is Mrs. Matlock guest blogging here. I'm busy today. And I don't want to waste much time. I just want to remind everyone to please be sure to visit as many of the links you can. Even the later ones. Every student works hard on their paper and they deserve your respect.

For those of you who do not follow this rule...there will be detention.

That's all.

Goodbye class.

Hi. It's me again. Jenny. Wow. She is a tough cookie isn't she?

Huh?

Why yes I have been checked for schizophrenia...why do you ask?

Quit distracting me.

I am trying to do a drawing here.

OK.

So, 247 entries for a prize of a $25.00 gift certificate to your choice of Michaels, Joanne Fabrics, Tasteful Garden or Amazon.

My dear friend, Mr. Random Integer Generator tells me:

Here are your random numbers:
68
Timestamp: 2010-03-21 15:12:29 UTC

Which corresponds with the 13th link of the G post...

Which is...

G is for a Ginger Tea Party @ Hyacinths

Congratulations Sarah. This was a great "G" post!

Please e-mail me at: jennymatlock at cox.net to claim your prize.

And now.

I am exhausted.

And I still have to go to the grocery store.

And I feel that perhaps my "S" is coming back just a tiny bit.

So I'm saying goodbye for now.

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Goodbye.

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You hang up first.

Sigh.