Or...
April Fools pranks were endless.
But now.
Now I’m an empty nester with an audience limited to only
Mr. Jenny and Oskie, the Weiner Dog.
Yeah. My possibilities
are pretty limited.
I did the fake scream for the fake cock roach in the
bathroom, but Mr. Jenny knew I was fibbing.
“If it was a real bug you would have screamed a lot louder than that!”
he said, returning to read his newspaper.
Oskie, the Weiner Dog, merely shot me a look of disgust when
I offered him a ‘treat’ of a plastic Tupperware lid, and then returned to Mr.
Jenny’s lap to finish reading the newspaper.
Arrrrgh.
Ummmm…
Like.
“
Is your refrigerator running?”
I just can’t imagion that conversation progressing to the point where I can
laugh uproariously and say, “Well! Then
go catch it!”
Sigh.
I would have to
resort to something distinctly unfunny like, “I was in an accident…can I borrow
your car?”
Or perhaps even more unlikely, “URGENT! Lost my cellphone! Can I borrow yours?”
Quick!
RUN!!!!!
Ha.
Haha!
Oh.
And by the way.
Can I borrow your car/credit card/laptop?
Mine doesn't seem to be working right!!!!
...
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Happy First of April!
Happy April Fools day my sweet, funny, friend! Love you lots!
ReplyDeleteHugs N'Love,
Meri
P.S. Can I come over today or Wednesday?
No April Fools jokes here this year - we're a dull bunch today. Too much chocolate, I'm afraid!
ReplyDeleteI thought we were still in March! No one to prank here but myself...just not up for that!
ReplyDeleteI realize that earlier I hit something other than "post a comment". Whatever I did is now a comment on my post!
must go and delete now!!!
The spider is great! This is Dingus Day as well.
ReplyDeletewell you came up with a few more than i did ... i miss have a youngster to around to prank ... lol!
ReplyDeleteYeah, sure, you can borrow whatever you need. My address? I'll email it to you.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
It's funny while I was reading I thought, I'll bet Mr. Jenny would fall for a big hairy spider!
ReplyDeleteI know it always gets me!
OMG!That spider is yucky!
ReplyDeleteM :)
The times they are a changing? Oh, for a moment I thought you were a little slow off the mark with daylight savings this year.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretending to run away from that huge, scary spider :)
ReplyDeleteI was considering loaning you my car until you scared me with that spider... YIKES! Have a blessed day dear Jenny, HUGS!
ReplyDeleteThis is a hilarious April Fools' Day post. You have me in stitches. You're a jewel.
ReplyDeleteThere isn't much pranking going on here, either. BTW, today's post is to honor you April's bday girl! Come by & check it out!
ReplyDeleteApril birthday wishes to
I like all of your joke ideas. Hahaha! Although I can see why the dog wasn't a fan. :)
ReplyDeleteyou are a bit of a nut...LOL! funny post! :)
ReplyDeleteLove you, Jenny.
ReplyDelete=)
That's a pretty real-lookin' and scary spider! On my way to save you!
ReplyDeleteSomeone pulled that refrigerator phone prank on me long ago.
Hi Jenny,
ReplyDeleteLong time since I have been by, and loved your post, you just crack me up. I could so relate I didn't prank on person and I usually do, but just couldn't think of anything accept something that would give them a heart attack either. Last year I called my hubby and told him the roof on our shed caved in, I was very convincing.........he bought it and then he was so happy when I said April Fool's.....lol
One year our Pasto's secretary left him a message (with the telephone number of the Zoo) Course, the note just said, Ted E Bare called,with a phone #, so he called the number and asked for Ted E Bare and then realized he had been had.......
pretty funny.
Hope all is well with you hon,
Blessings, Nellie