...if you're old...
...and, ummm...
GRAVITY DENSE...
(please feel free to use that in lieu of fluffy or fat if the situation applies
blush...)
You may wish to resist the urge to cannonball...
into your pool...
ouch!
...to impress your Grandlittles with how cool you are.
It is not a good idea.
And as a piece of further unasked for advice...
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE EITHER!
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sigh...
PS. You're welcome.
Tiger patted my tummy last time I was with him and asked if I had a baby in there (he was recently around a pregnant lady) and I said no, Grandma is just fluffy! I won't cannonball for sure!
ReplyDeletehugs,
Linda
You're very wise.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I will learn from your experience.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your leadership:) HUGS!
ReplyDeleteOh, there you go. Now, you've got me wondering if I really could still cannonball, and I rarely did it even when I was young!
ReplyDeleteNo worries here, I won't even put on a swimsuit, much less actually get IN the pool.
ReplyDeleteYou are setting a great example for all of us Ms. Jenny! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI can't promise anything. I have two grandsons and they cannot be shocked or grossed out by anything - even Nana doing a cannon ball. I should, however, ask if there was any physical injury involved in the cannonball - just in case I feel called to do one.
ReplyDeleteYou=fun grandma!!
ReplyDeleteI am sure you were spectacular.
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Jenny Sweetie...
ReplyDeleteWhat a precious share this morning. You have me laughing and laughing. Just last year DH did a cannonball for the grands, we lost quite a bit of water from the pool, we won't try that one again. He also felt the pain for a week. LOL.... Luckily we don't have a slide.
I have missed blogging and have found my mojo to write again. I love reading your shares sweetie.
Have a glorious weekend. Many hugs and much love, Sherry
Thanks for the advice. Thank goodness we don't have a pool at this house. I would hate to embarrass myself or my family. Heh,heh.
ReplyDeleteSilly girl, at our age we can also get hurt easily! Hey, here's a joke....why does the crease in our rear go up and down instead of side to side???? So when we go down slides we don't make a noise like (blowing through lips while flicking index finger up and down over lips)......mwhahaaaaa Ha!
ReplyDeleteLove ya'
Meri
Ha Ha! Did you come up with your top missing? :D~Ames
ReplyDeleteuseful information.
ReplyDeleteI'll skip the cannonball...but, I'm not giving up the slide, ever.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You give good advice, woman! :)
ReplyDeletephew, you just saved me from a total day of embarrassment. You rock.
ReplyDeleteGreat advice! I seem to remember looking good in swim trunks. It could have just been a dream though...
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! I can't even fathom it. You are a far braver soul than I!
ReplyDeleteXO,
Sheila
LOL....the slide sounds fun, but I'll skip cannon balls!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No pictoral evidence for us??
XO
haha
ReplyDeleteWhat a picture you've painted for me...
;)
I love coming by to see what you are up to...and thanks for the advice!! hahaha
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