Tuesday, October 29, 2013

You know how a few people seem to ruin it for everyone?

It's annoying, isn't it?
 
All those people filing frivolous lawsuits, clogging up our judicial system and being ridiculous...
 
so that when you really, really need to file a lawsuit about something important...
 
Lawyers might perceive it as...
 
ummm....
 
frivolous...
 
...and dismiss you before you can even get to the pain and suffering part.
 
Grrrr.
 
Grrrr.
 
Somehow.
 
Someway.
 
I mistakenly purchased one too many Halloween treats.
 
Just one.
 
I had to.
 
It was all about nostalgia and supporting America and all that stuff.
 
However.
 
Grrrr.
 
However.
 
There I was...
 
Hiding (I mean sitting quietly) in my office...
 
Opening the cello wrap stealthily so I wouldn't have to share with Mr. Jenny when I BEHELD THIS ATROCITY AGAINST candy everywhere.
 
I can barely stand to show you this picture.
 
I must ask you to try and be brave.


Un-freaking-believable.
 
I know you're shocked, but it's true.
 
My Goetze's ORIGINAL Caramel Cream bar was missing a cream filling.
 
At first I thought it might have fell out somehow into the package...
 
...but...
 
NO!
 
That darned cream center wasn't anywhere.
 
Oh, sure, I ate it.
 
But it was stressful.
 
And traumatizing.
 
And caused an immense amount of pain and suffering.
 
But because of those whiners who said their coffee was too hot and blah, blah, blah...
 
I cannot even attempt to be compensated for my loss.
 
Grrrrr.
 
Yessirree, Bob.
 
Those frivolous lawsuits tie up our legal system forcing the rest of us to simply suffer through.
 
Sigh.
 
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24 comments:

Ms. A said...

I just finished a pack of those yesterday! Your lost center didn't make it to my package.

Janie Junebug said...

That's absolutely atrocious, but I admit I enjoyed your description of your painful experience.

Love,
Janie

The Quintessential Magpie said...

That's definitely sue worthy. LOL

Sheila

Theresa said...

I love those and LOVE the center:) I am buying candy tomorrow and WILL get me some of those! I will report back if mine are missing any centers:) If the centers are missing, we will start a class action:) HUGS to you sweet Jenny!

Kathy Felsted Usher said...

I am SO sorry! This shouldn't happen to anyone, in fact you better write the company immediately!

Don't you wish they would sell rolls of that creamy middle? Like Oreo cookies, why don't they sell the stuff? Or the marshmallows in kid's cereal. I could care less about the actual cereal, just give me those semi hard mallows to munch on.

Good luck with the law suit.

Busy Bee Suz said...

I know nothing about this candy....but I know pain and suffering when I see it. You need a wittness? I'm here for you!!!

Bookie said...

Funny, Jenny! We got a bag of Egg, Bacon, and Cheese biscuits at McDonalds...going down the road we learned the bacon was missing! Not a small oversight in my book!!!

J said...

I love those things! I haven't had one in forever!

Susan Anderson said...

Be strong, Jenny. Be srong.

;)

"Alone again.... naturally!" said...

I feel your pain...chin up girlfriend! It will all be forgotten the day after Halloween....right! Cathy

Maureen Wyatt said...

I'm so sorry for your suffering and hope it helps to know we are all behind you in this.

Cathy Kennedy said...

I'm not quite sure how you managed to eat that caramel without it's tasty creamy center. I mean, you must be the bravest person I know. Quality control just isn't what it use to be in the industry no matter what the product is. Oh well...I hope you are less traumatized now than you were. I'll be sure to say a prayer for you and hope that no one else is subjected to the mental cruelty as yourself. :)

Little Wandering Wren said...

Oh Dear that poor Office Junior, who was supposed to print the word 'Diet' on your pack, she's going to be in so much trouble... :)
As she's probably been sacked now, you can always print off a colour version of your blog plus the outraged supporting comments and send directly to the Company, I guarantee by return you will received a compensatory package of goodies complete with creamy centres! Let us know!!!
Wrenx

SarahBeth said...

Well, that's clearly misleading... after all, it says Caramel CREAM right there on the package... :p

Unknown said...

They should send you a replacement. Y

EG CameraGirl said...

Oh, I'm so sorry! Absolutely egregious!

Annesphamily said...

My teenage grandson had a box of peanut butter and crackers like that! Stupid crackers did not have any peanut butter in them! How rude!!!

Splendid Little Stars said...

missing a cream filling??!! NO! Shocking!

Unknown said...

I am glad you were able to suffer through it......

Rita said...

;) LOL!

Susan Marlene said...

Funny Girl!! Thank you for the laughter!!

Amy said...

:)
You may not be filing a law suit, but if you call the company you can be compensated. Though I am not sure how they will compensate 1 missing center.

Pat Tillett said...

The horror of it all!
I feel your pain.
I'm ready to rage against the machine in your behalf...
(truth be told, I've never even seen those things before).

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