Friday, July 23, 2010

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Jenny Matlock
This 100 word story is linked to Week 11 of Saturday Centus . The prompt is in bold.


The arched banner shone vividly in front of the bleachers. Some of the hand-painted stripes had smeared together…a testimony to hurried zeal perhaps.

My heart pounded with the beat of my measured steps.

Surrounded by fellow marchers I felt united in the solidarity of changing times and definitions.

I had not seen him since I told him of my life choice.

Though his bitter denunciation stilled burned like acid in my heart and brain, I had still sent him a hopeful e-mail, yearning painfully for his blessing and support.

“Dad, please wait for me somewhere over the rainbow in the stands. I miss you.”

To read other great entries to this meme, just click here.

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Do you know how sometimes...

504 Main

...you sit down to write a blog post, certain that each word will fall from your mind perfectly formed into a shining orb of literary perfection?

You don't?

Darn, I was hoping you could help me with that because this post is just not working out like that so far for me.

OK.

Let me try again.

You know how sometimes you know exactly what you want to say but somewhere between brain and fingertips on keyboard there is a heinous disconnect that leaves you stuttering and weak and unable to get anything more onto paper than "ummm.... I got nothing"?
You don't?

Darn again. Cuz that's what is happening to me here right now and I was hoping to find some solidarity among fellow bloggers.

Sigh...

So...

Let me try again....

You know how sometimes someone does something really nice for you like featuring your blog (you can click on that pretty pink tickled pink button below to see!) and you want to say thank you in an eloquent way so that when people visit your blog for the first time are all impressed and say, "Wow, I love that blog, I will have to follow along because, seriously, that girl really seems capable of avoid a heinous disconnect between brain and fingertips and writes words that effortlessly form themselves into a shining orb of literary perfection"?

504 Main

Yea. That's so not happening here...

I'm sorry.

I feel bad cheating you like this.

I feel bad that there is no way possible you will be tickled pink by this post.

Holly! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I let you down! I really, really wanted to do the shining orb thing and not the heinous disconnect thing.

Perhaps I can redeem this post by sharing something obscure and thought provoking.

Yea, yea. That's it.

Let me think.

OK, I've got it.

Knock Knock!

Who's there !

Holly !


Holly who ?

Hollylujah ! It's Holly's Tickled Pink post!

...

...

Ummm.... did you get it? HollyLUjah! Holly? Ummm...

OK...

So yea. I'm leaving now.

I need to rest up because I'm sure many of you will be asking me to be a featured blogger for you soon on the strength of this incredible post.

And I need to be prepared.

And do you know the origin of the phrase "tickled pink"? Google told me that this phrase means"To be delighted and refers to the fact that when some people are really excited they literally change colour, and their skin becomes quite pink because the blood vessels dilate and more blood flows close to the skin, and we appear redder".

Do you know that can actually happen, too, when you are embarrassed over a blog post? Yea. It's true. I can prove it!
Holly? Holly? I hope I didn't ummm... tickle you pink too much with this post.

And if you haven't ever visited Holly's blog at 504 Main before please go there and say hi. Just click here. I met Holly almost as soon as I started blogging and was all star-struck because she has a published book on weddings and knows a whole bunch of stars and she is just plain fun and cool. In a "shining orb" kinda way. And don't be afraid. She mostly tells you about normal people and fun things to do. This particular "heinous disconnect" featured blog is just an anomaly. Trust me.

Goodbye now.

Really...

Goodbye.

Even if you hang around longer I am not going to say anything else silly and look like even more of a dork.

Goodbye.

Sigh...

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Thursday, July 22, 2010

An epic poem for Alphabet Soup Day...

Ahemmmm.....

cough, cough...sputter...

Ahemmmm.....
Once I had a letter “A”
But it could “B” hard to “C”!
So in my hunt I passed by “D”
And “E” and “F”
and then “G”!
“HI!” I said to letter “J”
I don’t want “K, L, M or N”
“O” I need a tiny break,
Please excuse me while I “P”.
I’m back, I’m back, did you see that?
“Q”, “R”, “S” went rushing by…
Please excuse my bad manners..
I hope I didn't make you cry.
Since you are a friend, true blue..
I'd like to take a little break,
and have some “T” with “U”.
We’ll skip right by “V” and “W”
And you can “X” the map where you think I’ll find A.
I know you forgot this a serious poem.
There is no time to play!
“Y?” you ask. Have you forgotten
This poem started with an A I couldn’t see.
But for now, I’m tired
This poem has worn me out.
I need to go get some “ZZZZZZZ’s”.

This literary masterpiece is linked to Alphabe-Thursday's Alphabet Soup day! Please click here to read the other astonishing literary works attached to this intellectual meme.

Sigh...

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Alphabe-Thursday's Alphabet Soup

Good morning class! This is the final linky for Alphabe-Thursday's Round 1! It encompasses all the letters because it is Alphabet Soup: Don't be confused. You haven't stepped into the cafeteria accidentally. This weeks links can be any letter of the alphabet. You can re-link a post from a previous letter or write a brand new one or you can link a post that might have missed the final cut-off time!

This week will count in the final drawing.

Because it is going to take me a bit of time to compile all the links (you might remember we are starting from the letter "C" on) I won't be announcing the final winner until Sunday night. I appreciate your patience with this.

Next Thursday we will head into Alphabe-Thursdays Rainbow Summer School. So you can be thinking what you might want to write about the first color in the rainbow is RED!

Please, please try to visit as many blogs as you can each week. We'll just stick with our normal method of trying to distribute comments more evenly.

So that we can distribute comments a bit more evenly, if your first name starts with the letters A - L please start reading the odd posts first starting with link number 1.

If your first name starts with the letters M - Z please start reading the even posts first starting with link number 2.

I also want to let you know that each week I visit every blog. I noticed a blog today where my comment didn't show up. If it appears I haven't visited your blog by Sunday night, please let me know, because it is important to me to make sure you know I've visited you!

If you have any difficulties with your link please make sure to include the number of the link when you e-mail me. It is really difficult for me to find them otherwise.

If you have any questions about Alphabe-Thursday or problems doing your link just post it in a comment or send me an e-mail. I'll do my best to help you.

The McLinkey will be live from 6:00 pm MST time Wednesday night through 8:00 am MST time Friday morning!

And remember.... link back to this post, you need to be registered as a follower of my blog (since there are prizes involved and it makes my life easier that way), PG posts only, and try to visit all the other students according to the letter of your first name! The links will stay live after the final post deadline has passed so you can even wait and visit over the weekend or whenever you have more time.

Class is dismissed. Please feel free to stir up all your Alphabe-Thursday posts and select one to link now:

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Short and Sweet...and a $60 CSN giveaway

You are not going to believe this but I won a writing contest for a six word story. Yes, I said six words! ha! I'm going to share a link with that amazing literary work in a moment but first I have a wonderful CSN Giveaway to tell you about!

Since we've done this before, you might recall that included in CSN's 200+ on-line stores is a plethora of great products offered at wonderful prices.

Today I took a long (slightly drooling) look around some of their sites including the one for dinnerware! If I could win this $60 gift certificate I might be tempted to pick this wonderul Le Creuset pitcher... ... because I could use it to serve iced tea or to make a colorful display of sunflowers or zinnias.

But you can pick whatever you like if you are selected as the winner.

So here's all the blah, blah, blah about this fun giveaway and how to get 5 chances to win:

Leave a comment on this post telling me if you liked my 6 word story - 1 point
Leave another comment telling me you follow my blog - 1 point
Leave another comment telling me what you'd pick from CSN if you win - 1 point
Leave a link on your blog directing your blog visitors here for the giveaway and let me know that you did - 1 point
And lastly, leave a final comment on my post telling me what beverage you would serve from this pitcher - 1 point

Yea. I know this might be a bit of work. But do you know leaving comments technically kinda/sorta counts as aerobic exercise? It does. I'm certain of it.

You can enter this contest through midnight, Saturday, July 24. Winner to be announced sometime on Sunday, July 25.

And I can attest that the e-mail with your prize code is sent out almost right away by the good folks at CSN so you can get your prize of choice ordered right away!

And...

I never said this post was short and sweet. That particular description was ONLY for my six word story. Just click here to go over to Pat's Critter Alley blog to check it out! And take kleenex along. It is an emotional read!

ha!

Good luck!

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Story-Time Tuesday Chapter 14

If you missed TALES FROM HOME - Chapter 13, just click here to read it!
Jenny Matlock

TALES FROM HOME - Chapter Fourteen

As late spring turned into early summer and the girls continued to make new discoveries, the happy little house at the edge of the pond, at the edge of a woods, at the edge of a mountain was filled with joyful excitement.

In some ways, it felt like the girls had been in the house forever. The boards and the bricks and the stones were once again filled with laughter and love; the sisters felt happy and safe. It was only on a few gray and rainy afternoons they remembered the sadder days when their lives had been filled with worry and walking and uncertainty.

But when the sun shone, a cool breeze blew and the ground was dappled in shade by the lovely summer leaves, living in the happy little house felt like an adventure.

Although the other bedrooms had been cleaned and scrubbed, the three sisters continued to share the room they’d slept in when they first discovered the sad little house.

As soon as the pearly morning light from the eastern sky lit the faded pink roses in the bedroom, the three girls eagerly leaped out of bed and raced to the window. Even though summer leaves made it impossible to see the blue-mirrored water of the pond now, the view from that window made the girls stand quietly for just a tiny moment. Perhaps in the still silence of that instant, the sisters were letting their hearts say a small prayer that things would always feel this perfect. Or perhaps they were merely planning what adventure would fill their day.

Whatever the reason for the quiet moment, it was always short-lived. The bed was quickly made, the old-fashioned nightgowns were folded underneath plump pillows and the girls quickly dressed themselves in faded play clothes.

Although the doors to the two other bedrooms with faded yellow rose and pale purple violet wallpaper stood open, the sisters always hurried past the rooms without even bothering to look inside.

If they’d taken a moment, they would have seen how the old furniture that Julia had carefully dusted gleamed in the happy sunshine from the now clean and sparkling windows. They might have remembered their excitement when they realized the dresser drawers in each room had been filled with old children’s clothes. Surely they would have smiled at the thought of soapy water splashing from the old washtub as the clothes had been washed and then dried in the hot summer sunshine.

If they had taken a small step inside the violet wallpapered room, they might have recalled their excitement when they found the lovely, faded quilts hidden inside the large trunk under the window. What fun it was unfolding each and looking at the rainbow of colors. Each girl had finally selected their favorite and taken it downstairs to cuddle under when the nights were rain-filled and breezy.

Julia had cleaned most of the upstairs of the house by herself; Riley and Morgan had grudgingly helped her with a few bigger things. Each time the girls ran down the staircase in the morning they smiled, remembering how the happy little house had been filled with chaos and clatter and the chatter of small children when they had bump-bump-bumped the old mattresses down the stairs and hauled them outside. The sun and cool breezes had done their magic and now the beds smelled like a summer’s day.

The entry way was now swept clean and cluttered, once again, with shoes and backpacks. Riley had dragged a small bench downstairs from the yellow flowered bedroom and it now held two perfect blue jay feathers, a small nest blown from a tree, the remnants of three sky blue eggs and handfuls of sparkling rocks. The girls had gathered each beautiful object and placed them there for safekeeping.

The girls spent time in the living room every evening. The treasured quilts tumbled here and there over the old fashioned, dark green couch whose cushions were now dust-free and cozy. A small pile of books was stacked on each arm of the couch. A game of checkers was ready to be played on a wooden table.

Some firewood was stacked high beside the stone fireplace and more was stacked on the front porch. The girls had not yet lit a fire, but talked about the time the winds would blow colder and they would be able to cozy up to warm, flickering flames.

The bookcase between the two tall backed reading chairs had been dusted and put into order. It was one of the girls’ biggest treasures. When cleaning out the happy, little house, they’d discovered several more boxes of books stacked into a small closet in the living room. They thought they had just enough books to read forever.

The top of the low bookshelf also held a glass jar filled with wildflowers and each girls’ most special treasure. Julia had found the perfectly heart-shaped rock one day in the little stream by the pond. It was polished and smooth and had colors of gold, amber and purple entwined like ribbons all over the shiny surface. It was exactly the right size to fit in Julia’s hand and she often held it at night when she was reading in the cozy lantern-lit room. Riley’s treasure was also a small stone, almost perfectly square and clear. It looked like a piece of glass except zig-zagging down the very center was a pale gray line that Riley thought looked like lightening. Morgan was not quite so discerning. With the fickleness of a four year old, her treasure changed by the moment: sometimes it was a small piece of sparkling pink quartz that glittered like jewels in the sunlight; sometimes she had the feather of a wild turkey; and today Morgan’s treasure was a small bone from an animal, bleached pure white by the sun.

But the three little girls really didn’t care about any of these treasures or the cozy living room right now. They were focused on getting out the door. They had decided that the entire day would be spent on adventure and no chores, a reward for working so hard over the past weeks. And so they burst into the kitchen to be greeted by the wonderful sight of a tidy, sunshine filled room and the scolding of a whole family of chipmunks.

As the weeks had passed, the baby chipmunks had gotten larger and louder. Each day, they would run out the back door to do whatever it is chipmunks do all day. And each evening they would chatter and scold at the door until they were allowed back into their home in the lower cupboard. The girls had found out early on that the chipmunks did not like to be picked up, so now they just enjoyed chipmunk chatter. Often when Julia was working away in the house, a chipmunk or two would be close by, telling her all about what was happening in chipmunk talk. Julia talked back in little girl talk. It was a funny friendship, but it seemed to make all of them happy.

The girls quickly washed their hands and faces in the cold water from the pump, the chilly splashing making them feel even more wide awake. They’d long since used up the toothpaste that had been in their backpacks; so Julia made sure they each brushed their teeth with soap even though it tasted disgusting. Every morning all three girls made horrible faces and gagging noises, but their teeth looked white and shiny and healthy.

Julia had cooked up a bunch of small potatoes from the garden the night before for dinner. The girls sprinkled a bit of salt on the leftovers, ate a quick breakfast and drank their fill of fresh water.

A few extra potatoes were put into each backback along with a jar of water.

And they were ready!

Riley and Morgan quickly went out the kitchen door ready to follow their imaginations and enjoy an entire day of exploration and play.

Julia glanced around the kitchen to make sure everything was put away and then stepped out onto the stone steps to join her sisters.

The two younger girls were already by the berry bushes in the garden eating dessert.

Julia jumped down from the stone steps and shouted, “Hey, save some for me!”

And that was the start of their glorious day of fun.

To be continued on Tuesday, July 27.

(c) 2010 Jennifer R. Matlock
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Monday, July 19, 2010

How to escape the heat in Arizona...

Step 1. Pack a giant picnic lunch suitable for 17 truck drivers.

Step 2. Borrow your son's truck and his three daughters and load the bed of the truck up at 8:39 am.

Step 3. Begin handing out food from picnic lunch 13 minutes into your drive North.
Step 4. Drive farther north. North, north, north. To where the pine trees rise up from rocky red earth and the saguaro cacti disappear from view. North, north, north. To where the meringue of clouds sits beautifully atop the Mogollan rim. North, north, north. You can observe the temperature gage drop in front of your eyes...108 degrees to 105. 103, 101, 98, 95, 92, 87, 85 and finally 72 degrees. An announcement to be accompanied by cheers of five people anxious to escape the sweltering heat if only for a day.
Step 5. While watching the temperature gage fall, put cotton balls in ears so they do not bleed from hearing the word "Grandma, Grandma, Grandma" uttered approximately 237.5 times per child per hour! Sing songs. Talk. Sing songs. Talk. Feed them more things from the picnic basket. Talk.

Step 6. Stop at visitors center to use outhouse-style restrooms. Discuss contents at the bottom of the toilet shaft. Discuss why it smells bad. Wait with littlest child for a long, long time in smelly outhouse-style restroom while husband and two older girls wander around visitor center. Haul little blond girl out of restroom to see an impatient line of 16 knees-clenched-together glaring women.

Step 7. Arrive at lake number one at 10:28 am. Exclaim at how wonderful the air smells. Attempt to catch butterflies. Go for a hike. Try to discourage little girls from wanting to eat lunch. Talk. Sing songs. Repeat Step 6 with minor variations.
Step 8. Arrive at lake number two. Exclaim at how wonderful the air smells. Give up on diverting little girls from eating lunch. Feed little girls. Feed little girls some more. Put food away. Repeat Step 6 with minor variations.
Step 9. Play in lake. Throw rocks. Discuss the possible need to repeat Step 6. Play in lake some more.



Step 10. Return to picnic area.

Step 11. Eat lunch again and repeat Step 6 with minor variations.

Step 12. Load up car and drive up bumpy dirt road.

Step 13. Test heart and stress stamina while standing on rock-ledge overlook.




Step 14. Pass time driving on bumpy dirt road by listening to Mr. Jenny tell stories of grizzly bears and washing the skunk smell out of dogs with tomato juice.

Step 15. Return to a civilized road. Repeat Step 6 EXCEPT conduct this step beside road with all three girls.

Step 16. Stop at DQ to feed three starving girls. Repeat Step 6. Sigh...

Step 17. Drive back to the Valley of the Sunstroke and pass time by telling an epic 1 hour 45 minute saga of living on a farm and finding baby animals hidden in the garden including, but not limited to, 6 sparkly puppies, 3 tiny white kittens, 3 baby foxes and 1 baby goat. Feed little girls from remnants of picnic lunch suitable for 17 truck drivers.

Step 18. Drive south, south, south and watch the temperature climb up, up, up .... 75 degrees to 80. 82, 86, 89, 93, 97, 104, 110. An announcement to be accompanied by the groans of 5 people who are not anxious to return to the sweltering heat.

Step 19. Swap truck filled with little girls and muddy shoes with son and his wife at 5:47 pm.

Step 20. Drive home in stunned silence.

And that, my friends, is how you escape the heat in Arizona.

Sigh...



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