What?
I've written kinda/sorta weird things before?
About teeth?
OK, never mind.
I think it's just safer if I hit you up now for these two favors just in case.
So...
Let me start over.
Ahemmmm....
Since Monday's post is going to be delightfully entertaining and since I don't want to ...ummm.... dilute your delighted entertainment I'm going to do a second post for today.
The first one is a favor. For someone really nice. That isn't me. But don't get excited cuz I'm going to do my favor next.
Do you know Debbie at DebbieDoos?
Now the giveaway/favor. I prefer not to think of this as a bribe to make you do this but rather a reward for you doing it. Yea. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I put up a new article on the Enquirer and I want you to read it. Or skim it. Whichever you prefer.

And I'm wondering if you might consider subscribing to my little page there.
So to bribe you...ummm.... I mean reward you for doing this I'm going to do a giveaway.
For subscribing and for comments on either or both posts I will put your name in a hat for a $25.00 Amazon e-gift card. I'll be putting up some other posts this week, too, on Tuesday and Thursday so you can comment on those days as well for a total of five chances to win this gift card.
To do this you can just click here to go to my Examiner page.
Are you confused? Yea, me, too.
Between now and Monday, July 5 you get one chance for:
Subscribing to follow my Examiner blog page
And additional chances for each comment you leave on any of my Examiner posts there.
Simple.
And slightly confusing.
Which is pretty much how I feel most days.