But I did it.
Because there is no logic here at Jenny Matlock ... off on my tangent.
There are only tangents.
And sometimes weird posts.
And this might be one of them.
Or not...
OK.
You know how everyone has been talking about diet plans and loosing weight.
I think I might have discovered a diet breakthrough and an easy way for everyone to loose weight.
Earlier this week I had to do a 24 hour tinkle test.
I know how strongly some of you feel about calling things by the right name so although it was a little uncomfortable for me I am following your wishes.
Tinkle.
There! I said it again.
OK, so anyway for 24 hours you collect your tinkle
and you keep putting it into this big container and then you take it back to the lab for them to do heaven-knows-what with.And as fascinating as that is HERE IS THE IMPORTANT PART!
In 24 hours I tinkled 6 pounds and 4 ounces!
How do I know this?
Because I weighed the big container on my postage scale of course!
Oh, don't go ewwwww.... it's not like I tinkled on the container. It was all contained AND I washed my hands thoroughly after each tinkle addition.
So I'm thinking if I just tinkle every day for, oh say, 8 days that would be a loss of almost FIFTY POUNDS!
Holy Tinkle!
That would be wonderful, wouldn't it?
And all I'd have to do is tinkle! Hooray! Go me!
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...
Oh, wait...
hmmm....
I already do that every day...
hmmm...
OK...never mind.
Forget about my wonderful plan.
But don't forget about my wonderful giveaway today because what goes better with a tinkle post then a giveaway for this!
Yes, it is a little box of Valentines Candy.And it was purchased two days after the tinkle test so you don't you worry your pretty little head about a thing here.
All you have to do is be a follower and comments from this post, my mornings announcement of the Thursday winner post and last nights Liar, Liar post all go towards the pot.
Ha! Get it! See how I tied that in to my earlier picture? I am soooo cool like that!
So put your comments in the pot (still cracking myself up here!) and good luck.
The winner of this drawing will not be announced until Saturday morning.
Cuz I have something important to do today.
And, no, it's not tinkling.
Sigh.
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