Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sundays with Steve - The Big Rig

Since I’ve started writing “Sundays with Steve”, I’ve been thinking about vignettes of my life growing up in North Idaho. I realize the town where I grew up and the life I lived with my family is really a classic, all-American story. Perhaps you will recognize some of your childhood in these writings. And perhaps you will recognize the town you grew up in along with some of the characters you knew. Mrs. Steve has encouraged me to write these attempts of “creative writing” as opposed to the more factual journalistic style I was trained in and practiced in my early career many years ago. So my apologies if I stumble a bit here and there trying to blend the two styles together

The Big Rig

It was a hot June day on the Palouse, the wheat fields green from the spring rains, and the first hints of gold were starting to show through the ripening grain.

“Just get in that truck and drive it,” said the farmer, “it won’t bite you.” Well, maybe it would, I thought. I’d just turned 17 the month before, I would be a senior in high school that fall, and that truck was a 44-foot long diesel big-rig, a “semi” built to haul tons of grain from the farm elevators to regional storage facilities some miles away.


I drove a Volkswagen at the time, thank you, not a 44 foot long behemoth. My VW would fit in its front seat. On the farm that summer I drove a 1950s piece- of- junk- pick- up truck from field to field to do my work. That pick-up would fit in the front half of the bed of that big grain truck.

“It’s no problem, just release the parking break, give it a little gas, and go,” said Mr. Curtis, grain farmer, on his spread just north of Colfax, Washington, in the heart of the Palouse district.

Did I mention that the giant truck was parked on a hill? Pointing up the hill? So if I screwed up the break release and clutch release the truck would roll backwards, over a cliff, and plunge to the Palouse River 100- feet below?

Did I tell you that truck had something like 10 forward and 4 reverse gears, compared to my Volkswagen’s three? And my piece-of-junk-pick-up-truck's three speeds on the column? Gulp. The thing had air breaks, whatever those really might be, they make a lot of noise and I really hoped they really would stop that monster.


I climbed up into the cab. I could have used a ladder, it would have been easier. I was sweating, hard, not from the heat but from my nerves. The engine was running at an idle. I pushed in the clutch with my left foot. It was not a standard clutch pedal that you would or should find in cars or tiny pick-ups trucks, but a clutch pedal that was bigger than my work boot. I pushed it to the floor. I opened the throttle with the gas pedal, giving it enough gas to make that big diesel roar. And it did.

“Easy, easy,” said Mr. Curtis, a long-time hero of mine, “you don’t need to over-rev the engine; it will pull the load just fine.” I hunted for 2nd gear on the complicated shifter, found it, and slipped it into the slot. I gently released the parking brake and tried to engage the clutch at the same time keeping the gas steady. The truck jumped forward an inch or two; the front-end felt like it might have jumped off the group a little bit. It scared me. I slammed the break down and released the clutch. The engine stopped roaring and the truck jerked to a stop.

Ok, I told myself, let’s do this again, but smoothly this time. It can’t be this hard, can it? My pulse was racing faster than the trunk engine. I was sweating like two stuck pigs, two sweating pigs combined. I tried it again. I gave it some gas; I slowly engaged the clutch while releasing the parking brake. The truck jumped again, but instead of stopping, I gave it more gas and held the clutch at the engage point. The 20-ton truck jerked forward, and then jerked again. I’m up to 3 mph now. Mr Curtis is on the running board outside the driver’s side door, talking me through this lesson in driving the “big rigs”.

“Shift it, shift it!” urged Mr. Curtis, “Put it into 3rd and you are doing fine.” I crept up the hill. I shifted it into 3rd gear, and when I hit about 8 mph, I shifted it into 4th gear, smoothly letting out the clutch this time. “Ok,” said Bob Curtis, the Mr. Curtis title slipping away along with the panic of the moment, “I’ll pick you up in Colfax in about an hour.”

The truck was topping the hill, and started down the slightly sloping other side. I shifted into 5th gear. It held the monster at about 20 mph on that dirt road. That speed was just fine by me. The drive was starting to be fun, in a highly nervous sort of way. Up ahead was the first stop, a sign halting the few cars or trucks on that road where it intersected with a paved county road.

I saw the cows and sheep in a pasture off to the left, and I remembered chasing those damned sheep when they escaped through an open gate a few weeks earlier, chasing them down this very road, finally getting in front of them by crossing a field, then turning them around and herding them back to the pasture. Farm life, I wasn’t so sure it was the life for me.

I’d never stepped on an air brake before, it was activated by a floor peddle that was also bigger than my work boot. But the brake slowed that truck down just nicely, smoothly, and I released the clutch to bring the big rig to a stop. But here I was again, at a standstill, needing to put that truck into gear and pull it out on the paved road. I shifted it into 2nd gear to start the truck, and slowly gave it gas while releasing the clutch. The truck jumped and jerked, then smoothed out as I turned left onto the two lane road, shifting into 3rd to give it a little more speed, then 4th, then 5th. Success! It wasn’t that hard, was it? I was sweating less then, more from the heat than the nerves that had been slowly calmed.

A few miles later I came to the intersection with the main state highway in the region, a fast and busy route coming out of Spokane and pointing south to Colfax and Pullman. I eased the truck to the stop sign and watched ten cars speed by from both directions. This is going to be challenging, I thought, I hope I don’t kill someone, particularly me. I was sweating heavily again, but not from the heat.

I was getting better at this clutch/gasoline/shift/20 ton truck combo business. I saw a break in the traffic and moved the truck slowly across the highway and turned left for the 17- mile run into Colfax. I kept the truck to the right side, knowing that I was not going to drive this monster as fast as the auto traffic that was starting to build up behind me. I shifted through the gears, and found most of them in the process. Most, but not all -- some of those gears just weren’t there. I got the truck up to about 50 mph and kept it there.

There is a long hill on the north side of the town of Colfax. Colfax is a fairly pleasant farm town, nestled alongside the Palouse River with maybe 6,000 or 7,000 residents. My father was raised in this town by an aunt and uncle. He left after high school, never to return. The aunt and uncle died years ago.


Mr. Curtis (it was not Bob now, it was back to Mister) didn’t tell me anything about navigating the big rig down a long grade. Well, maybe it wasn’t that long, just a mile or two. And, well, maybe it wasn’t as steep as I thought it was. It isn’t today, after that highway was rebuilt in the 1970s. Back then, on my maiden flight of the monster truck, that grade must have been ten miles long with a 20-degree slope. At least I thought so. Maybe I could have gone a bit faster than 10 mph down the grade. And maybe I should have let those 20 cars stacked up behind me, pass. OK, Mister Chicken, this isn’t that bad or dangerous, I said to myself. I shifted again, letting the truck build up some speed. As it went a bit faster, I got more confidence. I up-shifted again. It went a bit faster. It wasn’t a speeding bullet, but it was enough. I was just whizzing right along at maybe 30 mph by then, my left turn off the highway was coming up and that truck was picking up more speed, almost barreling down that incline.

I was hoping those air brakes really worked! I was driving the truck into the shop in town for maintenance before the harvest season started in a few weeks, including work on the brake system. Ah, wait, there was good news -- the air brakes worked again on this dangerously steep hill, and slowed the mighty truck down. I did a smart, but slow, left turn across traffic and into the drive way of the diesel repair shop. I stopped the truck and sat there, re-gaining my breath, letting my sweat cool my still nervous body, letting my heart rate return to sort-of normal.

“You did fine, son,” said Mr. Curtis when he drove up a while later, “You are going to get a lot of experience with this truck this summer, I hoped you enjoyed the drive!”

I’m not sure how I felt about that forecast after my first drive of the big rigs, but boy, did I find out later. We’ll talk about that in the next Sunday story.

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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Saturday Centus - Trick or Treat

Part three of my little pumpkin story is linked to week 24 of Saturday Centus. To visit other Trick or Treat links click here.

The first two parts of the story (weeks 22 and 23) are in italics followed by this weeks story with the prompt in bold.

“Listen,” I said with gritted teeth. “Just give us one more month! I heard about a job…”

“I’m sorry but there are no more extensions,” interrupted the smug banker in the polyester suit.

I lowered my head and softened my voice to a plea. “Listen, I’m begging you, just let our daughter harvest her 4H pumpkin crop before you evict us. Please. She’s worked so hard on this.”

“No. More. Extensions. You will vacate the premises by Friday morning or we will have you removed from the property.”

I slammed the door, hard, on the way out of his office.


Week 23

She was waiting in the kitchen when I walked in. Her hopeful face fell when she saw my face. “Did you tell them about that job?” she asked in a tiny voice.

I spoke carefully, “Yea, honey, but he said we're out this weekend.”

Her eyes grew frantic. “What about the pumpkins? What about…”

I interrupted her gently. I tapped on the door frame that contained the careful pencil marks recording our childrens heights.

"If I had a hmmer," I said, pointing to one of our irreplaceable treasures, “…I could just pull this board right off and we could take it.”

She ran to get one.


Week 24

I waited in the truck watching my daughter and her 4H friends sneak through the yard. Fumbling in the dark, placing their pumpkins, I saw only brief flares of matches in the very dark night.

They rang the doorbell, like pranksters everywhere. "Trick or treat!" they shouted as the door opened, and then they ran like gazelles and leaped into the truck bed.

The banker looked less intimidating with tousled hair in pajamas.

Speeding away, I watched in the mirrors as he read the 14 letters each carved onto a pumpkin spelling out our families message, “You took our home.”

Their golden glow cast little light into the darkness.



And gosh, I hope this is the end of this train of thought. I am definitely read to get onto a new track!

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Saturday Centus - If I had a hammer

This post is a continuation of my pumpkin story from Saturday Centus. Week 22 had a pumpkin patch prompt and the first story, in italics, is from that SC. To visit other links using the prompt "If I had a hammer...", click here.

“Listen,” I said with gritted teeth. “Just give us one more month! I heard about a job…”

“I’m sorry but there are no more extensions,” interrupted the smug banker in the polyester suit.

I lowered my head and softened my voice to a plea. “Listen, I’m begging you, just let our daughter harvest her 4H pumpkin crop before you evict us. Please. She’s worked so hard on this.”

“No. More. Extensions. You will vacate the premises by Friday morning or we will have you removed from the property.”

I slammed the door, hard, on the way out of his office.


Week 23

She was waiting in the kitchen when I walked in. Her hopeful face fell when she saw my face. “Did you tell them about that job?” she asked in a tiny voice.

I spoke carefully, “Yea, honey, but he said we're out this weekend.”

Her eyes grew frantic. “What about the pumpkins? What about…”

I interrupted her gently. I tapped on the door frame that contained the careful pencil marks recording our childrens heights.

If I had a hammer…” I said, pointing to one of our irreplaceable treasures, “…I could just pull this board right off and we could take it.”

She ran to get one.

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Saturday Centus - Trick or Treat...

Jenny Matlock
Welcome to week twenty-four of Saturday Centus.

STOP! If you didn't read the end SC's from last week, please take a moment to do so. Just work backwards until you find out where you left off. I feel really bad that the people at the end don't get read.

Thanks!

Now on to regular SC biz...In case you've forgotten...

This is a themed writing meme and a different challenge this week.

You can use UP to 100 words to tell your story. The prompt does not count for your 100 words AND it must be left intact in the body of your story. No illustrations are permitted. Your story can be fact or fiction, just keep it PG, please! I have to look at my Grandchildren with these eyes.

You have the entire week to link your work to the meme and you can link more than one story if you like.

Please display link button or just a hyper-link back to Saturday Centus. Be careful to link your SC URL to the Linky and not just link to your main blog.

I would suggest that since these are so short, if you can't think of a title just use your blog name as the title in the Linky.

Try to visit each one because there are some amazing writers participating in this meme. Since the links are so short they are also a fun and quick read.

Please e-mail me directly with ???'s or ask your question in a comment and I will do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

This weeks prompt, contribute by the lovely Miss Anna is:

" "Trick or treat!" they shouted as the door opened..."

Link anytime between now and next Saturday morning.

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Friday, October 15, 2010

Don't hate me because I'm trying to be intellectual...

...and current on things that effect the world today and stuff like that.

Geez.

I am usually pretty shy and reticent talking or writing about 'some things'. You know?

But if you've been reading my blog for awhile, let me just say again that the hoo haw post was an anomaly.

But now that I re-read that story the whole thing cracks me up all over again...when I saw that hoo haw on PJ's blog and...

...ummm...

Sorry.

I kind of went off on a tangent here.

Ummmm....

Where was I?

Yea. Oh yea. I was talking about how some people get hostile when you're just innocently trying to have a conversation about current events and things relevant to society today.

And...

This morning around 3:12 am, I tried to have such a conversation with Mr. Jenny. He was unusually uncooperative. And dismissive. And possibly even annoyed.


Me: Are you awake?
Mr. Jenny: No. Go away.
Me: I can't, this is important.
Mr. Jenny: Sigh.
Me: Can I talk now?
Mr. Jenny: If I say 'no' will you NOT talk?
Me: Probably not.
...

...

...
Me: Are you awake?
Mr. Jenny: OK. (turning over) What?
Me: Ummm... ummm.... ummm....
Mr. Jenny: Yeeeesssssss? (said with a teeny bit of sarcasm that is even now hurting my feelings hours and hours later)
Me: Well...ummm... I need to ask you something...
Mr. Jenny: Yeeeeeessssssss? (said with a teensy bit more sarcasm...sigh)
Me: OK. Well. I don't remember if you ever used a condom.
...

...

...
Mr. Jenny: (sitting up in bed now) WHAT?!? What are you talking about? WHAT????
Me: Ummm.... don't yell, I was just asking a question. Geez. Calm down.
Mr. Jenny: ABOUT CONDOMS????? AT 3 A.M.?????
Me: Well, yea. It's kind of important.
Mr. Jenny: Why. Is. It. Important. That. We. Discuss. Condoms. At. 3 a.m.?
Me: It's after 3 am, but that's beside the point. I was reading in Time Magazine that...
Mr. Jenny: (rudely interrupting me) It's a magazine. I don't care. Go back to sleep.
Me: Well, it said in the magazine that Boomers are considered the generation that is most high risk...
Mr. Jenny: (rudely interrupting me again) Jenny. We've been married for 11 years.
Me: So? In Time Magazine it says...
Mr. Jenny: I don't care what Time Magazine says...I don't care about condoms.
Me: Geez. You don't have to say that so meanly. I'm sorry I brought it up...it's just that in Time Magazine...
Mr. Jenny: Stop. Just Stop. Please. I'm begging you. Go to sleep. I'm exhausted. I don't want to talk about condoms.
Me: Fine.


...

...

Me: Do you want to talk about another article I read in Time Magazine then?

...

...

Mr. Jenny: No.

...

...

Me: OK, never mind then. I'm sorry I woke you.

...

...

Mr. Jenny: Quit pouting. I can't sleep when I know you're laying there pouting.

...

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Me: I'm not pouting.

...

...
Mr. Jenny: (sighing in disgust) OK, if I talk about condoms will you be quiet and go to sleep.

Me: Never mind. I'm tired. I don't want to talk about condoms now.

Ha. That'll teach him not to talk to me about condoms at 3 am. The silly man doesn't realize how lucky he is I don't read Cosmopolitan magazine. Then I would REALLY have things to talk about at 3 am!

Sigh...

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Thursday, October 14, 2010

You should be dancin'....yea...

Gayle, Chippy, Suzie and I always waited as the minute hands on the office clocks ticked slowly by every Friday afternoon.

tick, tick, tick...

It was frustrating to watch that slow, slow progression until 5:00 o'clock but finally it would arrive.

tick, tick, tick.

On the final 'tick', we would close up our desks and run to our cars to get our stuff.

Four giggling 18 year olds in the company bathroom could get pretty loud but it didn't slow us down as we stripped off our conservative work clothes and shimmied into our hot pants and micro-mini dresses and slid our feet into our high, high platform shoes.


Eyeliner and mascara were applied with wild abandon. Some of us, the wild and trendy girls among us, applied pale blue nailpolish to match the color on our eyelids and added white lipstick with hands shaking in excitement.


And thirty or forty minutes later, just as our boss was knocking on the bathroom door telling us he wanted to leave NOW, we emerged.

Decked out and dazzling and ready to Disco!

Nothing says night life in rural Ohio like 6:30 pm on a Friday night at the disc club in the big city of Youngstown, Ohio.

As fast as our platform clad feet could carry us we scurried to the appointed drivers car and piled in...giggling and careful not to snag our fishnet hose.

We chattered and squealed with delight when Donna Summer or the Bee Gees came on the radio. And sang along...loudly, badly and knowing every word and inflection in the song perfectly.

As the driver struggled to find a parking place in the already crowded parking lot, the rest of us dragged out our compacts and plastered on more matte face powder and lipstick.

We were hot babes tottering on our platform shoes...teetering on the edge of being "for real" grown ups.

We entered the smoke filled disco in a cloud of Love's Baby Soft and Wing Song perfume and the mirrored balls dazzled us immediately as the heavy beat of the KC and the Sunshine Band started its magic.


That magnetic beat always stopped us in our tracks for at least thirty seconds, before it grabbed us and twirled us and made us move...

We bumped, we twirled and suddenly...we were dancin' yea.


This post is linked to Alphabe-Thursday's letter D. To read other D posts, just click here.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Alphabe-Thursday Letter D



Good morning class! I hope you all join with me this week in demonstrating the letter:
Please link directly to your Alphabe-Thursday URL (if you don't know how to do this let me know!) and please continue to visit the five links before and after your link and leave a comment. Minimum of 10 links visited please. You can visit more if you like, of course.

I also want to let you know that each week I visit every blog. If it appears I haven't visited your blog by Wednesday morning, please let me know, because it is important to me to make sure you know I've visited you! This will avoid you trying to skip out on doing your assignment as well.

If you have any difficulties with your link, please make sure to include the number of the link when you e-mail me. It is really difficult for me to find you easily otherwise.

If you have any questions about Alphabe-Thursday or problems doing your link just post it in a comment or send me an e-mail. I'll do my best to help you as quickly as I can.

The McLinkey will be live from 1:00 pm MST time Wednesday afternoon in an effort to assist our lovely "friends across the pond" and continue through 10:00 am MST time Friday morning!

And remember.... link back to this post, you need to be registered as a follower of my blog, PG posts only, and try to visit the 5 students before and after your post at minimum. The links will stay live after the final post deadline has passed so you can even wait and visit over the weekend or whenever you have more time.

Class is dismissed. Please feel free link your post now!

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