Wednesday, August 17, 2011

You know that quote...

...something...something...journey of a thousand steps...?

...

Hold on.

...

Okay.

I'm back.

Thank heavens for Google.

This is the quote I was talking about...

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

Google isn't quite sure, though, if Confucius said this or if it was Lao Tzu.

It doesn't really matter who said it, I guess.

It only matters if you do it.

Take the first step.

You know?

This post is dedicated to a woman (who shall remain nameless to protect her privacy) that started a journey of a thousand miles exactly one year ago, today.

She stood at the beginning of the path, took a deep breath, and starting walking.


And walking.

And walking.

And even when the road got rough and she stumbled, she picked herself up and kept walking.


She walked when she was tired.

She walked when she was heart-sick.

She walked when it was dark and she could barely see the path.

But she kept walking.

She started living her days like she wanted to live her life.

And even though it was painful and difficult, she continued.

...

...

Her path is still not easy.

There are those who would push her back into the darkness, because that is where they still dwell...and misery always, always loves company.

There are those who would encourage her not to walk. "Oh, just stop for one day," they might say.

There are those who might block her path because as she grows stronger they feel threatened.

But it doesn't matter.

Because this woman is courageous...and determined...and focused on finding a lovelier pathway for her life.



On this momentous day, I wish her well...

...and applaud the goal she has reached.

And I hope she truly knows how amazing she is...

And how she has inspired me.

Bless you.

Keep walking.

And know that I am applauding you every step of the way.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Story-Time Tuesday - Living Fiction

Jenny Matlock
Gud murninga.

Iz Pearl.

I hab a bewwy, bewwy bad colda.

Miss Jenny cud nod unnerstanda me so I cud tell you my stowwy.

I'ma nod 'cupcaking outa' hewe, I'm just sick as a dod.

I'll be backa nexth week.

(c) 2010 Jennifer R. Matlock
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Monday, August 15, 2011

Mojit-NO!

So...

Yesterday I finally got to finish one of the things that was making me crabby all week.

Don't you hate when something you dread is hanging over your head and you know it's hanging there but you can't do anything to make it hurry up because it has to happen at a specific time and...

Geez.

Never mind.

On the drive home on Sunday night after completing the 'hanging over your head' thing, I told Mr. Jenny, "I feel like having a drink when we get home."

"Do you think you should have a drink when you've been down in the dumps all week? Is that a good idea?" Mr. Jenny enquired. "What kind of a drink?"

"It's Sunday night and I'm officially over my 'oh poor me' week. What about a mojito?"

"A what?"

"A mojito. Remember how when we went to that nursery this summer the guy talked us into buying some mint plants and told us that they made the best mojitos? Why don't we try making one of those?"



"Oh, yeah," Mr. Jenny said thoughtfully. "I'm sure we have all the stuff to make them."

After we got home, I asked Mr. Jenny to get out all of the alcohol we have in the house, and I would go google the recipe. I printed it out and went back to the kitchen.

On the counter were three bottles of alcohol. One bottle held about an inch of cointreau. The second held about two inches of vodka. The final bottle was filled almost to the top with spiced rum. Mr.Jenny held up the rum bottle triumpantly, "I found this way in the back of the cupboard underneath the bag of dog food! Look, it's almost full."

"Isn't that disgusting stuff?" I enquired. "Well, no matter because, look, the recipe calls for rum, and that will be perfect. While you go pick the mint, I'll find the rest of the stuff we need."

4 mint leaves
1 lime (for juicing)
1 teaspoon powdered sugar
2 ounces white rum
2 ounces club soda
1 sprig of mint (for garnishing)
crushed ice

Preparation:
1. Put the mint leaves into a Collins glass and squeeze the lime juice over them.
2. Add the powdered sugar and then muddle the mint, lime juice and sugar together. Add crushed ice.

3. Stir in the rum and top off with the club soda.

4. Garnish with a mint sprig.

Servings: Makes one drink.


Oh boy oh boy! YessirreeBob, I was gonna be lounging on the couch with a refreshing Mojito in just a matter of minutes! I gathered the ingredients.

4 fresh mint leaves that Mr. Jenny was picking. Check.

Lime juice. I didn't have any limes but I did have an almost empty carton of lemonade in the fridge. Check.

Powdered sugar. Check.

White rum. I figured that had to be pretty close to spiced rum. Check.

No club soda but there was some tonic water in the cabinet. Check.

More mint. Check.

Crushed ice. Check.

Mr. Jenny came back shortly with a big bowl filled with mint leaves and a hopeful look on his face.



We squeezed...we muddled...we stirred...we crushed...we garnished...

We did it twice. A drink for each of us. To celebrate the end of a long week.

We toasted.

We ran to the sink to spit it out.

Acccckkk!!!!

ACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!

GROSS!

DISGUSTING!

It definitely made us both say..."MOJIT-NO!"

I'm sure it couldn't have had anything to do with those few, small, very minor substitutions.

And because I do have almost that full bottle of spiced rum left, if I ever invite you over for cocktails, you might want to play it on the safe side, and say ...

"Ummm...gosh...ummm...I think I need to give my dog a bath..."

It would be safer for you.

I think.

Sigh...

PS. And just in case you're inclined to try, I'll also add that spiced rum and squirt are a pretty disgusting combination, too. Even if you try splashing in the vodka and cointreau. Ummm... ewwwwwwww... (but it might work to take paint of furniture)

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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sundays with Steve - Joining the Family Business

These Sunday's segments are written by my husband, Mr. Jenny. Here's what he has to say about his posts:

I’ve been writing these weekly stories about life in Northern Idaho, as a youngster and as growing into a young man, primarily for our family. And I'm delighted to share them with you. Just between us, I’m anticipating being cranky when some whipper-snapper who may not even be born yet harasses me in 30 years or so with 'Grandpa, tell me about when you were a boy.' That will probably be after the mad cow disease has set in and erased whatever memory is left. So these are the not-so-dramatic adventures of a Baby Boomer in the 1950s, 60s and 70s.

JOINING THE FAMILY BUSINESS, PART 2

To read Part 1, just click here.



“Don’t screw it up,” my mother had said.

“Here’s the key to the front door,” said my father and my cousin, my new bosses, “good luck.”

I had resisted joining the family business for a number of years, but my entrepreneurialism trapped me. The family had operated community newspapers in North Idaho for many decades. I was working for a non-related firm in Boise, 350 miles to the south of the home town, and not making any money when I heard of a small suburban newspaper that might be for sale. It made sense to me: The town was in the path of growth, and the newspaper should prosper. I proposed the purchase of the suburban paper to the family, and the members agreed to buy it. When it came time to collect a sales commission for the purchase, my father proposed I take a job at the new newspaper instead. Reluctantly, I did.

I was 27 years old. I had been writing for a number of years, and editing some newspapers along the way. I had a journalism degree, and I could write a good news story and take a decent photo. But I knew very little about the rest of the newspaper business.

My new newspaper was the Valley News-Times, was a 60-year old sheet that printed 12-16 large-sized pages once a week on Thursdays. It was filled with news of the local farm granges, of the grade schools and local high school, of weddings, funerals and births; it had a few advertisements from local businesses, some classified ads, and photos of readers’ vacations that had been submitted. That was about it for content. It had around 3,000 paid circulation at the pricy sum of six dollars per year.

That first day on the job, I was clueless.

“Young man,” said the lady at the counter, “can I place a classified ad please?”

“Yes, of course, just a minute please,” I replied, as I searched for a classified ad form to use. The bookkeeper was smirking at me.

That started my career as a newspaper publisher.

The newspaper had three or four “contributors” of news who called in the grange, school, and club news each week. There was a full time bookkeeper who also took the classified ads over the phone and handled walk-ins. There were two part-time ladies who built advertisements and consisted of the production department. Typesetting – using hot type linotypes and wooden type for the headlines – was outsourced to the commercial printer who shared the small building on Main Street we inhabited. We had no advertising department or news department, those were my jobs now.

It newspaper looked awful and it read even worse. I hated it. But I learned over the years that this paper’s content was more the norm for rural, small town newspapers, than the exception.

It was a small town newspaper, in a small town that was in the path of dramatic growth. I had to figure out how to turn this awful rag into a real newspaper that would survive long enough for the growth to flood that suburban area in the coming years.

Here is a recent photo Main Street. Then the town had about 4,000 residents, maybe 10,000 in our newspaper’s circulation area. Today the town has more than 75,000 and 400,000 in that circulation area. Growth did arrive.


Judy, the bookkeeper/classified lady, reminded me that first day that I had to attend the local Chamber of Commerce meeting at noon, a potential new advertiser was coming in at 2, two of the editorial contributions would be dropping by, and that I should plan on attending the city council meeting that evening after a early dinner with her and her husband at the local grill. She continued to smirk.

The former owner, who was also the writer, editor, ad salesman, and janitor, had produced the paper for about 30 years before I came along to replace him. Judy, who at worked at paper for the last six years, kept his schedule and kept him in line. She thought she was going to do that with me, but it didn’t work out that way.

She did, however, continue to smirk at me for a number of years.

That first day I called the financial manager at the family business, Bill Briggs, with burning questions, “Do I have a budget? What can I spend? I can’t do all of the jobs myself and growth this thing. I know nothing about billing or collecting, or selling an ad for god’s sake. Cash flow? You are kidding, right? ” He flew-in the next week, and we attempted to put a budget together and hammer out a first year business plan. Business plan? I had heard the term before, but I had never seen one. Briggs told me not to worry about cash and paying the bills, he would take care of that. I didn’t understand then what a safety net that would become in the following years.

I called my old journalism professor at college that first afternoon on the job, “Help!” I told him I needed two fresh graduates who could write fairly well and who would work for near starvation wages. He sent two, and in a few weeks I had an editorial staff.

I called another professor at a different college, where I had taken some marketing classes a few years before: “Find me one or two recent graduates in advertising who can sell in a small town, who will work for near starvation wages, quick!” In a month, we had an advertising staff.

Then I plunged into new technology: I bought a fax machine. For four thousand dollars, an ancient predecessor to the ones you can buy today for fifty dollars at Best Buy. One of those new fangled devices that would hold a sheet of paper around a cylinder, then spin it with an optical reader moving across the cylinder. It was wondrous. We were too small for a teletype machine, but the fax gave us a source of regional news coming from the family newspaper.

Next I really jumped into technology, asking a company to design and quote a newspaper computer system to produce the news and advertising content, and to move us quickly away from the old linotype machine and letter press we were using then -- an investment that would equal about fifty percent of what we paid for the entire business. It was a time about ten years before the first desktop computer was rolled into the U.S. market, and a time when IBM dominated the small business bookkeeping markets with their boxes that read punch cards for data impute. My bookkeeper kept a hand ledger, for as long as I was there.

I asked Judy to find used office furniture and space for all of the people and changes I had coming. I don’t think she appreciated all disruption to the small world she had controlled so well for the prior six years.

Two weeks after walking in the front door, I was an accomplished producer of grange, school, and city council news. I was getting pretty good with the obituaries and weddings, too. I asked the chief news contributor, Birdy Dalrymple of Eagle (yes, really, that was her name and that was the nearby town she lived in) to come in near-full time for a few weeks to help me out. She did, and she was both a savior and a delight.

Two weeks into the job I had an inkling of where I wanted to take that newspaper over the next several years. I started calling it “the fun country weekly,” a name that stuck for the next decade.

Then I just needed to figure out how to get the bookkeeper / classified ads lady to stop smirking, as she knew I was far, far over my head.

(c) 2010 Stephen J. Matlock
This publication is the exclusive property of Stephen J. Matlock and is protected
under the US Copyright Act of 1976 and all other applicable international, federal, state and local laws. The contents of this post/story may not be reproduced as a whole or in part, by any means whatsoever, without consent of the author, Stephen J. Matlock. All rights reserved.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Laugh out Loud - a Winner and an SC link

Happy Saturday afternoon!

Mr. Random Org was available in a little early this weekend so I asked him to pick a winner from last weeks SC "You are My Sunshine" entries.

Here's what he told me:

Random Integer Generator
Here are your random numbers:
26
Timestamp: 2011-08-13 23:57:14 UTC


Which corresponds with link 26. Congratulations to Dazee Dreamer! I'm sending you an e-mail, too!

Thanks for participating everyone!

And now...

Here is my slightly disturbing link to Saturday Centus, Week 67. The prompt is in bold. For other, probably cheerier links, just click here.



Don’t let him see he frightens you.
(Laugh out loud)
Don’t cringe, or you’ll be black and blue.
(Laugh out loud)
Make sure to kiss him every night.
Make sure and tell him he is right.
When he touches you, don’t shudder.
(Laugh out loud)
Promise him there is no better.
(Laugh out loud)
And when you run,
run fast and hard
and
Laugh out loud…

PS. I think I'm worrying some of you. This is definitely not about Mr. Jenny. I actually started writing a little story about a girl who botched her job holding up the wrong audience cue cards during a political debate BUT I couldn't get it below 88 words! AND it probably would have disturbed you even more then this dark little SC.

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Saturday Centus - Laugh Out Loud

Jenny Matlock
Welcome to week sixty-seven of Saturday Centus.

I post these on Friday night (do you really think I get up at 3 am to make this live?) so the drawing from last week won't happen until Saturday evening or sometime Sunday. I'll notify you by e-mail AND put up a post.

I liked last weeks 'You are my Sunshine' giveaway.

So...

I think I'll do it again this week.

But not with a 'You are my Sunshine' sign.

The prompt this week is: "Laugh out Loud..."

WORD COUNT - Up to 50 words AND the 3 words of the prompt (53 total maximum words)
STYLE OF WRITING - Any
PICTURES ALLOWED


The regular restrictions apply: PG, no splitting of the prompt, play nicely and visit the other entries, any style or genre of writing you prefer.

This fun little mosaic will be the prize for this giveaway.



It is 8.5 x 5.75 inches so it will fit just about anywhere. This is the color it will come in.

This company will only ship to the continental US, so if you win and live anywhere else, your prize will be an Amazon gift card for $25.00.

The little mosaic is already made and paid for. I just need to tell her where to send it, so you'll get your prize fairly quickly.

Here's all the blah-blah-blah fine print stuff.

1. Your linked post is your entry.
2. Linky closes on Saturday August 20. I will use the Random Org site to select a winner on, Sunday, August 21th.
3. I will notify you by e-mail (and with a blog post) on Sunday night so you can get your color selection and address to me.
4. You can get one extra chance for this cute little mosaic by visiting the last 7 links from last weeks SC and leaving each a comment. Just leave a comment on this post telling me you did it and that will count as an extra chance. (Hmmm...I hope that wasn't too confusing.)

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Please display my link button or just a hyper-link back to Saturday Centus. Be careful to link your SC URL to the Linky and not just link to your main blog.

E-mail me directly with ???'s or ask your question in a comment and I will do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

Feel free to link up anytime between now and next Saturday!

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Friday, August 12, 2011

Darn! Another disappointment.

Grrrr...

It's been that kind of a week, you know?

But you don't have to saw, 'awwww'...

I know we all have them.

However, yesterday I finally told Mr. Jenny to stick a fork in me because I was done.

At his quizzical look I explained further...that it was a yucky week, it wasn't getting any better and I was just going to curl up into a fetal ball until Sunday night...


...at which time I promised I would be perky and positive again...

However...

I've changed my mind...

...because...

I can't.

Oh, oops. That might have confused you. (which I'm certain would be a first here at Jenny Matlock...off on my tangent! ha. ha. ha.)

I didn't change my mind about being sulky until Sunday night...no problem-o with that at all!

I have to, however, change my mind about curling up into a fetal ball to do it.

Because I can't.

Arrggggh.

I tried.

Oh, I tried.

Valiantly.

And I've come to the grim conclusion that ... ummm... fluffy people cannot form their bodies into that shape.

The closest I got to it was a kinda/sorta fetal letter "C".

Or perhaps it was actually closer to a fetal letter "I" with a slight bend in it.

Pathetic.

Pathetic I tell ya.

How can I moan and groan from a kinda/sorta fetal letter "C" position?

How can I be dramatic and all suffering from a fetal letter "I" with a slight bend in it?

I can't.

Darn it.

Which means I either have to be sulky WITHOUT being in the fetal position...

...and really, what is the point of that?...

Or I have to be perky and positive.

Grrrr...

I hate when my fluff gets in the way.

...

...

So perky and positive it is...

Although I'm going to do it in a sulky way.

So there.

...

...

Sigh...

PS. Sorry for the lousy illustrations for this post. Who knew Google wouldn't have any results for this search: picture of old overweight woman curved into the shape of a letter C while lying down?

Geez.

They should be ashamed.

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