...running away with me...
...again.
So.
This morning I was barely .2 miles into my walk...high-stepping along to the music to Flash Dance...
Hey.
Don't be a hater.
Flash Dance is cool.
Anyway...
I saw this quite old lady walking down the middle of the street wearing a tank top,shorts, tennis shoes and a hat...
I wondered why she was walking down the middle of the street, but instead of asking her, I cheerily waved and said, "Hi!"
And she kind of glared at me, but then walked over toward the side of the street and walked on past me.
I kept walking but turned around a few times and she was walking really, really slow but since she was no longer in the center of the street I thought no more of it.
When I was almost finished walking and close to home,I saw the quite old lady again.
She had barely moved from the last time I saw her. I said, 'hi', she kind of glared and I walked on.
When I got back to my house I started worrying.
Acccckkk!
What if she had dementia and was lost?
I fretted.
I involved Mr. Jenny in my fret.
He likes when I do that, especially when he's trying to drink coffee and read the paper.
After about three minutes of progressingly ...ummm... frettier fretting, I decided I needed to go look for her to be sure she was okay.
Mr. Jenny volunteered to drive me.
I didn't see him roll his eyes first so I agreed to his offer.
We turned left.
I fretted. "But she didn't have any water...what if she's thirsty?"
We turned right.
I fretted. "I think she's lost. She's probably scared. She might have dementia!"
We went straight.
I fretted. "OMG, what kind of a horrible person am I? Why didn't I ask her if she needed help?"
Mr. Jenny drove around for about ten minutes but we couldn't find her.
We finally gave up and came home.
"So," he asked while pulling into the garage, "Why did you think she needed help?"
"Well! Gosh! Aren't you listening. She was walking down the center of the road! She didn't have any water! She probably had dementia and was lost and..."
"So," he interrupted, 'Didn't you say she had on walking clothes and walking shoes and a hat?"
"Ummm...well, yes, BUT she was walking down the center of the road! She didn't have any water! She probably had dementia and..."
"Jenny," he said firmly, "I think it's okay. I'm sure she's fine."
"BUT! She was walking down the center..."
"Jenny. Really. I'm sure she's fine."
"BUT! She was..."
"Jenny. Really. I'm sure she's fine."
...
...
I admitted defeat.
Okay.
Maybe she was fine.
But maybe...
Well...
Ummm...
She was walking...
Okay.
Never mind.
BUT.
If you ever see me walking down the
center of the street in
summer in Arizona
without water and I look confused...
Please!
PLEASE!
Don't tell Mr. Jenny.
I'm only telling you this for your own sake.
Because, my husband will just think that YOU have an overactive imagination, too.
Geez.
Imagine that.
...
Sigh...