It's annoying, isn't it?
All those people filing frivolous lawsuits, clogging up our judicial system and being ridiculous...
so that when you really, really need to file a lawsuit about something important...
Lawyers might perceive it as...
...and dismiss you before you can even get to the pain and suffering part.
I mistakenly purchased one too many Halloween treats.
I had to.
It was all about nostalgia and supporting America and all that stuff.
There I was...
Hiding (I mean sitting quietly) in my office...
Opening the cello wrap stealthily so I wouldn't have to share with Mr. Jenny when I BEHELD THIS ATROCITY AGAINST candy everywhere.
I can barely stand to show you this picture.
I must ask you to try and be brave.
I know you're shocked, but it's true.
My Goetze's ORIGINAL Caramel Cream bar was missing a cream filling.
At first I thought it might have fell out somehow into the package...
That darned cream center wasn't anywhere.
Oh, sure, I ate it.
But it was stressful.
And caused an immense amount of pain and suffering.
But because of those whiners who said their coffee was too hot and blah, blah, blah...
I cannot even attempt to be compensated for my loss.
Those frivolous lawsuits tie up our legal system forcing the rest of us to simply suffer through.