Oh. Wait. Before I start this post I better give you a groan warning. Yeah. It's kinda/sorta groan worthy.
I had a big plan for the letter X. I really did. I was going to stand on a ladder and make Mo lay in the grass in the shape of an X so I could take her picture...
BUT...
She was sick yesterday and I couldn't make her get off the couch long enough to help her old Grandma out...
So...
Wednesday night I realized I had nothing for the letter X and I couldn't think of anything different to do...
I decided I would post a joke about the letter X. You're not going to believe this but when I googled "jokes about the letter X" there weren't any hits. Seriously!
In a slight panic, I told Mr. Jenny he had to help me write a joke about the letter X and he said, "Ummm.... you know you can't tell jokes very well, right?" And I, uncharacteristically defensive, said, "Well you should talk!"
For the rest of the night I kept repeating, "...this letter X walks into a bar..." but we couldn't come up with the rest of the joke.
After a good nights sleep we finally came up with a joke to share with you for Alphabe-Thursdays's letter X.
Ahem...
A letter X walks into a seedy bar.
The only empty bar stool is next to a bleary-eyed, slightly crumpled treasure map nursing a beer. The X enquires, "Is this stool taken?"
The map turns to the X and says, "You can sit there if you mark my spot while I go to the john."
Get it?!?
GET IT?!?!?
The X is gonna mark the spot on the treasure map.
Ummm...
You got it, right?
And it was cute, right?
OK.
Go ahead. Go ahead and groan if you must.
But please do it softly so you don't hurt Mr. Jenny's feelings.
Sigh...
For other less groan-worthy links to the letter X, just click here.
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