Sunday, June 6, 2010

Week 5 - Reality Movie

This post is linked Saturday Centus - A 100 word story based on a prompt. The prompt is in bold below.
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WEEK 5 PROMPT

I settled into the comfortable movie theater seat with awkward 3D glasses perched on my nose, a small tub of popcorn on my lap, and a bottle of water lodged into the seat holder,


I started to look around with nervous suspicion and then calmed myself.

Three weeks into the witness protection program I had finally decided to give my overworked imagination a rest.

The trial was over. The bad guys were locked up.

I breathed out a long sigh of relief.

The first scene startled me as a speeding car hurtled toward me.

I settled my overworked nerves and had just started to enjoy the movie when the feeling of cold, hard steel pressed into the side of my neck.

I had a feeling that “We’ve been looking for you,” would be the last words I ever heard.

Click here to visit the rest of the cool stories linked to this prompt!

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Saturday Centus - Week 5

Jenny Matlock
Welcome to the fifth week of Saturday Centus.

This is a themed writing meme.

Each Saturday you will be giving a new "prompt" for the week and you have the entire week to link your work to the meme and you can link more than one story if you like.

Mr. Jenny has taken over the writing of the prompts and I suspect he will really make us stretch our imaginations!

Each linked essay must be 100 words or less, not including the "prompt" words. No pictures should be used. No profanity. The prompt words can be used in any place within your story but must be left intact.

Please display link button or just a hyper-link back to Saturday Centus. Be careful to link your SC URL to the Linky and not just link to your main blog.

I would suggest that since these are so short, if you can't think of a title just use your blog name as the title in the Linky.

Try to visit each one because they are tremendous and since they are so short they are definitely a quick read!

Please e-mail me directly with ???'s or ask your question in a comment and I will do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

WEEK 5 PROMPT

I settled into the comfortable movie theater seat with awkward 3D glasses perched on my nose, a small tub of popcorn on my lap, and a bottle of water lodged into the seat holder,


This link will be live until next Saturday morning around 7 am. And please, remember to link to your SC URL...not your main blog. If you are unsure how to do this please leave me a message in the comments or e-mail me and I'll help you through it! Have fun!

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Friday, June 4, 2010

Do not be fooled by these cute faces...

Sure, they look little and sweet.

Sure they look all cuddly and happy.

But here's what you don't know about them.

They eat like truck drivers. And they eat all the time. And they are always starving.

They talk all the time. And sometimes all at once. And sometimes they don't even care if you're in the actual room with them. They just talk anyway.

They have wayyyy too much energy. They are like the energizer bunnies times a zillion. And they don't take naps anymore.

The reason I tell you this is because school is out. And I am Grandma daycare three days a week.

And I am afraid.

Very afraid.

Sure I hired a Grandma's helper to hopefully save part of my sanity over the summer. Sure I have all kinds of crafts planned. Sure I enrolled them in piano lessons and basketball tutoring and even summer preschool for that little one.

But the bottom line is...

I am old.

Very, very old.

And they are young.

Very, very young.

And I suspect my daughter-in-law would frown on my dosing them with Benadryl.

Accckk!!!

Did I say that out loud?

I did?

Accckkkk!!!!

It was the fear talking.

And sadly my delete key is broken on my computer so I must let that very bad, and obviously totally untrue, remark stand.

So don't get all radical on me here and call CPS or something. I was only kidding. And people probably don't even use benadryl any more do they? I mean...that was a back-in-the-day solution from when my kids were small to make them take naps. Not that I ever did it. Or would. But I heard some other Mom's did. But not me.

So today is Friday.

Today is the day.

If you see smoke signals coming your way from Arizona, please come rescue me.

And bring some Benadryl along.

I might be able to make it into a margarita. For me.

Sigh...

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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Tiny Terrified Tomato Travails






This post is linked to the letter at Alphabe-Thursday! Click here to read other Terrific "T's"!

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Alphabe-Thursday "T"

Good morning class! It's going to be a really Terrific week because our letter this week is:

So that everyone can visit on a Timely basis if your first name starts with the letters A - L please start reading the odd posts first starting with link number 1.

If your first name starts with the letters M - Z please start reading the even posts first starting with link number 2.

If you didn't get a chance to enter my little CSN giveaway posted yesterday you can click here to go enter now!

And each week from here on out I am going to freeze up positions 1, 2 and 3 and give them away to three different winners. Next week I will select three from the letter "D" link ups! Congratulations this week to Linda, Jay and Jackie!

I also want to let you know that each week I visit every blog. I noticed a blog today where my comment didn't show up. If it appears I haven't visited your blog by Sunday night, please let me know, because it is important to me to make sure you know I've visited you!

If you have any difficulties with your link please make sure to include the number of the link when you e-mail me. It is really difficult for me to find them otherwise.

If you have any questions about Alphabe-Thursday or problems doing your link just post it in a comment or send me an e-mail. I'll do my best to help you.

The McLinkey will be live from 6:00 pm MST time Wednesday night through 8:00 am MST time Friday morning!

And remember.... link back to this post, you need to be registered as a follower of my blog (since there are prizes involved and it makes my life easier that way), PG posts only, and try to visit all the other students according to the letter of your first name! The links will stay live after the final post deadline has passed so you can even wait and visit over the weekend or whenever you have more time.

Class is dismissed. You may tidily tender your "T" posts now, class!

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Oh, I want to give away...I want to give away, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Don't you love Lenny Kravitz? Don't tell him I'm paraphrasing his song like this, he might get annoyed... yeah, yeah, yeah...

Or he might want to just enter this CSN giveaway!

AND I have an Alphabe-Thursday giveaway of sorts, too, today!

Cuz I'm feeling all kinds of lazy today and hitting "Publish Post" more than once this morning would be just too darned exhausting.

CSN GIVEAWAY. (winner selected on Sunday evening)

My lovely, lovely friends at CSN said I can give one of you a $60.00 gift certificate to pick anything on from over 200 amazing online stores...you can find darn near anything you want there from a sofa to a suitcase, a crib or a cookie sheet!

After I finished looking through the cool furniture at the sofa link, I browsed around a bit more and decided I would probably pick something like this to help keep the Grands happy over this long, hot summer!

I will select a winner for this giveaway on Sunday evening, June 6.

If you want to enter this giveaway simply:

Post a comment that says I want to win the CSN giveaway and tell me what you would pick. You can do a new comment each day (5 chances) up 'til Sunday if you want to. (5 chances)
You must be a follower.


Are you totally confused now?

Now here's the Alphabe-Thursday kinda/sorta giveaway thing. If you don't participate in this meme I'll just say farewell to you now. Goodbye!

Bye!

Hey!

Really.

You hang up first.

OK, Alphabe-Thursday people. I think they are gone now.

So...

There are three winners of this giveaway even though they don't even know they entered a giveaway!

I went back to the Letter "C" for Alphabe-Thursday and awarded three bloggers spots 1, 2 and 3 on the weekly link-up. Tonight when I put up the AT post for the week (which by the way is letter "T") I will freeze those three positions. Winners will send me their linking URL's and I will post them into those positions. It is hard to get at the top of the list with time differences and work and personal schedules so I thought this might be fun.

Position number one is awarded to: Linda at A La Carte.
Position number two is awarded to: Jaydubblah
Position number three is awarded to: Jackie at the Way of the Upright...

Congratulations! I hope you like your prize. I will e-mail you how to do this!

And that's it.

I got nothing else.

Mostly because my fingers are tired. And I'm weak now.

Sigh...

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Story-Time Tuesday Chapter 7

If you missed STORIES FROM HOME - Chapter 6 just click here to read it.Jenny Matlock

STORIES FROM HOME - Chapter Seven

Three worn stone steps led down from the back door to an area that might have once been a kitchen garden. The girls stopped for a moment and looked around inquisitively. A rickety wooden fence still stood around the edges of the yard and the weeds were interrupted here and there by odd-looking bushes and brambles.

A rustling in the bushes closest to the door startled the girls for a second, but fear turned to delight a moment later when the furry, calico cat came purring their way.

“Mr. Cat!” the girls yelled in unison, startling the little animal into scampering away.

Morgan took off running full speed after her friend, only to go sprawling, head-first, over a rock hidden in the overgrowth.

Lying on the ground, she started to cry from the fall, but stopped a moment later when she saw a few bright red dots hidden among the tall weeds.

“Riley! Julia! Come see!”

Her sisters ran to help her up, but instead of taking their hands, Morgan just pointed at what she had discovered.

Julia parted the weeds carefully. She reached down and plucked a bright red strawberry! Her sisters gathered around her and all the girls looked at each other in amazement, then began their treasure hunt for other hidden berries.

As they searched, they pulled many of the tall weeds, and when they were done, they had uncovered a rock-edged strawberry patch. Although most of the berries were not yet ripe, the sisters had still found enough to fill up their tummies and stain their mouth, hands and tongues bright red.

When they looked around the fenced area now, they could see little bits of other rocks peeking through here and there.

“Oh,” breathed Riley, who had always had an artistic eye, “Look! You can see what a beautiful garden this must have been once.”

“Oh,” murmured Julia, who had always had a good imagination, “I bet children came out that back door from the kitchen to pick lettuce for dinner and strawberries for dessert!”

“Oh!” shouted Morgan, who had always been a little impatient, “I’m going to explore!” and she ran across to the little gate in the fence and pushed it open.

What a day those three little girls had! They visited the little blue-mirrored pond again. They were excited to discover a tiny spring bubbling fresh, cold water at the edge of rough, grey rocks surrounding it. They took turns swinging on the old piece of rope dangling down from the giant tree, their heads tipped back and their laughter soaring straight up to the horse-tail cloud decorated sky. Walking around the edge of the woods, their shouts of delight announced discoveries of old metal wheels, a rusty wheelbarrow, and piles of old jars and bottles. A small shed behind the little house caught their interest and contained wonderful things…like some old bicycles, and some chipped, red rocking chairs.

They found a little red barn, and when they slid back the sliding doors the dust-filled air exploded into fireworks of feathers from all the birds roosting in the rafters. And when their hearts quit pounding out of their chests from that surprise, they discovered, hidden behind old stacks of straw bales, a little green tractor, a big pile of beat-up metal buckets, and some rakes and hoes stacked neatly in a cobweb filled corner.

All these exciting discoveries made them laugh and wonder and imagine. They thought they even heard the conversational cacklings of chickens outside the barn and the tiny, meows of newborn kittens.

Throughout the day, the hopeful little house had done its best to see what the children were doing. Although the tall weeds and the cool, lovely summer leaves blocked its view most of the time, every once in awhile the house would happily glimpse a small girl running with delight.

Mesmerized by the happy sounds of children talking and laughing, the hopeful little house barely noticed that the wispy horse-tails had grown into black clouds towering above the mountain at the edge of the woods.

Perhaps long ago the hopeful little house had known that horse-tail clouds almost always mean the weather is going to change. Perhaps the hopeful little house might have remembered the calm voices of a mother and a father discussing an upcoming storm by reciting this rhyme:

“"Mares' tails and mackerel scales
Make tall ships take down their sails."


And perhaps even the children, intent on exploring, may otherwise have paid attention to the distant rumble of thunder, announcing the ominous storm clouds building above them!

But it was only when the sky grew dark and the wind began to blow that the three busy little girls stopped their play to look up.

And it was only moments before fat raindrops began falling onto little girls running for the safety and shelter of a weathered and worn front porch.

To be continued on Tuesday, June 7.

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