I love Bruce Springsteen.
In a totally platonic, non-lust filled sort of way, of course. (Please disregard this remark if you are not Mr. Jenny.)
I do not, however, love my computer.
In any fashion.
My computer has decided it does not recognize me.
It thinks I am an imposter.
I try to go onto my blog and it tells me I am an 'unauthorized user'.
I say, "Huh? Me? Look computer...you know me! Please let me in!"
It doesn't answer me.
It just keeps telling me that I'm not allowed to be on my own blog.
So I have to come up with these elaborate and crazy excuses to get Mr. Jenny off his work computer.
His work computer is much nicer than my computer. It lets me get onto my blog dashboard.
The problem is, though, that Mr. Jenny is not a dumb man. He is only going to fall for, "I think I set the kitchen on fire!" so many times.
He rushes out to see the flames, and I rush into his office and get onto my blog. In fact, I had to do it again just now so I could get on here and write this post.
Which explains, perhaps, why this is such a strange post and not up to my usual intellectual standards.
I think maybe if I actually come up with a disguise, it will trick my computer which will then recognize that it doesn't recognize the me that's not me, and I will be able to get into my dashboard.
That made sense, right?
So, keep your fingers crossed. Tomorrow morning I'm going to get up, put on this brilliant disguise...
...and attempt to trick my computer.
In the meantime...perhaps it would be wise if you pray for me.
I might be going even further off on a tangent than usual.