Saturday, April 23, 2011

Saturday Centus - Picture challenge

I hate this nursing home. They have lumpy jello here. They give us disgusting protein drinks and tell us they’re milkshakes. Yeah, right. I was born at night, but it wasn’t LAST night.

At Easter they wear bunny ears and make us do an egg hunt.

I think they’re just sadistic. They like to see old people fighting over plastic eggs filled with one jelly bean. Usually a black one.

This year they added to the festivities. They made an aide dress up in a scary, weird bunny suit.


It was not EGG-cellent!

Yeah. I really hate this nursing home.


This post is linked to Saturday Centus Week 51. To see other little stories written around the same picture, just click here!

Here's wishing you have no weird, blue velvet bunny suits happening this Easter weekend. Instead I'm wishing you joy, beauty, laughter and lots of devilled eggs.

PS. I actually love the black jelly beans! I hope my kids put me in that imaginary nursing home when it's time!

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23 comments:

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Egg hunts, black jelly beans and jello, what more could anyone want??? Happy Easter Mizz Jenny:@)

Dazee Dreamer said...

haha. I think I was that old lady sitting by the onery person. I was the one laughing my butt off.

Judie said...

Just be glad Nurse Ratchet doesn't work there, missy!
Black jelly beans are my favorites! The Cadbury Bunny was giving out chocolate eggs in Fry's this afternoon. I got TWO, because I looked needy!!

Donnie said...

You are in a mood, aren't you....lol...Maybe it was that Easter bunny there!

Rinkly Rimes said...

I didn't count the letters but here's mine.

http://rinklyrimes.blogspot.com/2011/04/sex-symbol.html

Ames said...

Uh...lumpy jello? uh..I don't want to know. No nursing home for me! I'm buying a one way ticket to the farthest place I can. When my trip is up I'll crawl in a ditch and die.
I love black jelly beans!~Ames

Ames said...

Donnie I think she's been hitting the jelly beans again!

summersundays-jw said...

I think I know that man in the bunny suit. Hope you have a wonderful Easter. Jan

JDaniel4's Mom said...

He would put many of the ladies into a coma!

noexcuses said...

Too funny! I think it's funny because that's going to be my Easter highlight some day! Where did you find this picture? It's great!

Ms. A said...

That fellow might make an enema seem more appealing!

Flat Creek Farm said...

Bleccch to black jelly beans! Jenny, I won't hold it against you that you like black jelly beans ;) I loved this! Too cute! Happy Easter to you and yours! Hugs... Tammy

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Why, Jenny? Why? I love you anyway. Happy Easter!
xoRobyn

Tgoette said...

Great post Jenny! You can have all my black jelly beans! Eccch! Personally I think anything that looks like a rabbit dropping shouldn't be handed out as candy by a bunny rabbit, no matter how weird looking he is. It just leads to too many questions! LOL!

Have a wonderfully Happy Easter!

Anna said...

Dear Jenny,
What fun! Great centus! Interesting and unexpected take!

I've been trying to keep track of all the different occupations/roles this blue-velvet bunny-man can have: waiter, dancer, psychologist, father, uncle, son, date, husband, and now aide!

Hope you get lots of black jellybeans!
Thanks for your comment on my long 48-49-50-post.

I am afraid that I have not followed the rules this time. I have written more than 100 words. But I promise to stick to the rules next Saturday! Honest!

Best wishes & hugs,
Anna
Anna's SC-51-Harvey's Place

upinthecosmos said...

Love it! You can definitely have all my black jelly beans if we are lucky enough to end up in the same fun nursing home!! Stop in & read Defected Mansion

cj Schlottman said...

Jenny

I join my voice in the chorus of those who will happily sacrifice their black jelly beans. Blechhh!

I loved this post! The nursing home residents came to life, and I could see them stooping over, their nylons rolled down, reaching for those plastic eggs.

Happy Easter..........cj

Serline said...

As long as there are no blue velvet clad bunnies; he kinda creeps me out!

Sue said...

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

Where do these nursing homes get off anyway?

;)

Nonna Beach said...

Well written and clever using a nursing home as the setting...makes me never want to end up in one either !!!

Jayne Martin said...

Funniest prompt yet. I've yet to write one, but I do enjoy reading them.

Pat Tillett said...

Great little story Jenny! Whimsical and funny with a sad undertones.
BTW, any reference to black jelly beans is a good one! Why don't people like licorice anymore?
We have five kids, grandkids, and other assorted relatives around us all the time and I'm the only one who likes black licorice.

shafeena said...

this one is great ! i just could NOT think of one i thought was funny enough !