Monday, November 21, 2011

Knock, Knock...

Who's there, you say?

Norma Lee!

Norma Lee who, you say?

Normally I don't eat this much but it is Thanksgiving!


Ummm...

Okay.

Did you like that one?

Not so much?

Seriously?????

Okay then.

How about this one?

Knock, Knock.

Who's there, you say?

Olive!!!!

Olive who, you say?!?

Olive the stuffing the best, too!

That was better, right?

Why are you groaning?

These were tip-top Thanksgiving (or any gluttonous holiday) knock-knock jokes!!!!

I'm sorry.

I think it's something in the water here.

Really.

Oh, and hey...

Knock, Knock!

Who's there, you say?

Didja!

Didja who, you say?!?

Didja read about the fun giveway for some nifty cool kids books?

If you missed that link, please don't be a turkey and click here to read about it!!!

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18 comments:

Jojo said...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed so why don't you open it!
Sorry Jenny, I just couldn't help but add one to the mix.

JDaniel4's Mom said...

What fun! I love olive it too!

Theresa said...

Oh how I love Thanksgiving "knock-knock jokes":) Have a blessed day my friend, HUGS!

noexcuses said...

Thanks for a great chuckle to start my day! You are too funny!

Terra said...

Knock Knock jokes have a long standing place between my girls and their grandparents, they made up 100's of sillies and shared with grams and gramps in the car on the way home from play dates at their house. They came home with a serious case of the giggles and a platter full of jokes I just didn't get...but giggled right along with them anyway! Your knock knocks, well, at least they make a little bit of sense!!!

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

I loved the first one. Honest. I really did. Laughed out loud and everything.

So, when are you going to answer my question about AlphabeThursday definitively? I didn't see it in writing on last week's C post.

Barbara F. said...

Hey Jenny, I have the same question as PJ and wondering about Alphabe-Thursday (no it is not about drumsticks)! :-) xo

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh my goodness. would you please come to my house for thanksgiving. you would keep the table in stitches.

Viki said...

Ha, ha, ha. Loved the first one the best.

Pondside said...

Those were groaners, for sure Jenny! I'll have to take them to work with me and share the laughs.......and groans!

Karen S. said...

...funny stuff- But! How can you make a turkey float? (I know you know Jenny! ha ha) okay, You need 2 scoops of ice cream,some root beer and a turkey!!! Of course!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Oh Jenny if I can remember these I will use them on Thanksgiving!

Nonna Beach said...

Knock, Knock jokes make me crazy, except when delivered by my grandkids and creative friends...LOL !!!

Sue said...

Thanks, Jenny. Now I have good material to amuse my grandkids this week.

Or at least, to make 'em groan...

;)

Alli Blue said...

My first thought was the my kids are going to LOVE that joke. Then I thought....."Am I going to LOVE that joke after hearing it 8 million times over Thanksgiving break?????"

The answer is no. :)

Thanks for the chuckle. And the reality check!

Country Dreaming said...

Way too funny---will have to share these with Mr. Ken.


Melinda

myorii said...

I must be too easy to amuse because I was laughing so hard at the knock knock jokes :) I even tried them on Jason and he just patted me on the head. :)

Busy Bee Suz said...

Knock knock!!!
Thats me at your door...let me in Jenny!!!!!!