Friday, July 13, 2012

He did. She did.

This strange little poem is linked to week 114 of Saturday Centus.  The prompt is in bold! To read other offerings, just click here.




He said, "I'm sick! I'm going to bed."

She said, "Is it your stomach? Is it your head?"

He said, "I'm planning not to die."

She said, "Oh sigh! That makes me cry."

He said, "Oh geez! Compassion please!"

She said, "I'm waiting! We'll just see!"

He said, "Thank you, for not being mad!"

She said, "You're a cheater! It makes me sad!"

He said, "Thank you for forgiving me!"

She said, "I didn't! I poisoned your tea!"



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16 comments:

Mumsy said...

Oh boy, don't mess with her!
You won't know what's coming..

JDaniel4's Mom said...

She sounds dangerous!

Ms. A said...

Ha! A woman scorned... don't get mad, get even!

Mama Zen said...

Love it!

Jayne Martin said...

Well, that'll teach him! LOL! Very fun poem, Jenny.

Stef said...

Silent revenge...mwahahahaha

Ames said...

Tisk tisk...vengeance is mine said the scorned wife...you cheat on me and I take your life.

I just made that up. Hee.~Ames

Sue said...

Now, there's some justice!

;)

Judie said...

don'cha just love white oleander? It's soooo useful!!!

Karen S. said...

remind me to never have tea with either of them okay!!!! :)

anitamombanita said...

oh Mrs. Jenny...sweet revenge!

Amy said...

Ha ha ha! So funny! Never mess with a jilted woman!

Andy David said...

My dear Jenny,
What an ending to an interesting post. Where is the mercy and forgiveness (smile)? Thanks for sharing my friend.

Annesphamily said...

Ha! Great poem!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh...that is kinda creepy and funny!
xo

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Oh! I didn't see that coming. I liked it. laurie