Follow these simple instructions to start a road trip in a not particularly pleasant fashion.
1. Wake your person at approximately 3:12 am on the morning you are leaving.
2. Ask them an extremely relevant question. An example of which might be, "How do you suppose someone figured out how to roll out corn kernels to make corn flakes?"
3. Prepare for your person to be cranky for a hundred miles or so since you woke them up so early.
I am neither confirming or denying that I did, indeed, wake Mr. Jenny with this exact question.
How do YOU suppose someone figured out how to roll out corn kernels to make corn flakes?
I mean, really. Think how long it would have taken to make just one bowl of cereal.