Thursday, May 16, 2013

Just sayin'...

...if you're old...
 
...and, ummm...
 
GRAVITY DENSE...
 
(please feel free to use that in lieu of fluffy or fat if the situation applies
 
blush...)
 
You may wish to resist the urge to cannonball...

into your pool...
 
ouch!
 
...to impress your Grandlittles with how cool you are.
 
It is not a good idea.
 
And as a piece of further unasked for advice...
 
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO GO DOWN THE SLIDE EITHER!
 
...
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sigh...
 
PS.   You're welcome.
 
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25 comments:

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Thank you....

Mama Zen said...

Excellent advice!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Tiger patted my tummy last time I was with him and asked if I had a baby in there (he was recently around a pregnant lady) and I said no, Grandma is just fluffy! I won't cannonball for sure!

hugs,
Linda

Janie Junebug said...

You're very wise.

Love,
Janie

JDaniel4's Mom said...

I will learn from your experience.

Theresa said...

Thank you for your leadership:) HUGS!

Granny-Guru said...

Oh, there you go. Now, you've got me wondering if I really could still cannonball, and I rarely did it even when I was young!

Ms. A said...

No worries here, I won't even put on a swimsuit, much less actually get IN the pool.

Annesphamily said...

You are setting a great example for all of us Ms. Jenny! Thank you!

Pondside said...

I can't promise anything. I have two grandsons and they cannot be shocked or grossed out by anything - even Nana doing a cannon ball. I should, however, ask if there was any physical injury involved in the cannonball - just in case I feel called to do one.

Stef said...

You=fun grandma!!

Naperville Now said...

I am sure you were spectacular.

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Good Morning Jenny Sweetie...
What a precious share this morning. You have me laughing and laughing. Just last year DH did a cannonball for the grands, we lost quite a bit of water from the pool, we won't try that one again. He also felt the pain for a week. LOL.... Luckily we don't have a slide.

I have missed blogging and have found my mojo to write again. I love reading your shares sweetie.

Have a glorious weekend. Many hugs and much love, Sherry

letscutthecrap said...

Thanks for the advice. Thank goodness we don't have a pool at this house. I would hate to embarrass myself or my family. Heh,heh.

ImagiMeri said...

Silly girl, at our age we can also get hurt easily! Hey, here's a joke....why does the crease in our rear go up and down instead of side to side???? So when we go down slides we don't make a noise like (blowing through lips while flicking index finger up and down over lips)......mwhahaaaaa Ha!

Love ya'
Meri

Ames said...

Ha Ha! Did you come up with your top missing? :D~Ames

Splendid Little Stars said...

useful information.

Sue (Someones Mom) said...

I'll skip the cannonball...but, I'm not giving up the slide, ever.

Rita said...

LOL! You give good advice, woman! :)

Dazee Dreamer said...

phew, you just saved me from a total day of embarrassment. You rock.

Pat Tillett said...

Great advice! I seem to remember looking good in swim trunks. It could have just been a dream though...

The Quintessential Magpie said...

No kidding! I can't even fathom it. You are a far braver soul than I!

XO,

Sheila

Busy Bee Suz said...

LOL....the slide sounds fun, but I'll skip cannon balls!!!
What? No pictoral evidence for us??
XO

Sue said...

haha

What a picture you've painted for me...

;)

Aunt LoLo said...

I love coming by to see what you are up to...and thanks for the advice!! hahaha