Wednesday, November 30, 2011

What's the big deal...

...about a medical degree?

Really.

Just yesterday I got mine.

In one day.

Just a single day.

I about five hours accomplishing part of my Christmas to-do list.

Stamping, cutting, double-stick taping...

...and at the end of the afternoon...

I was officially a CARD-iologist!



Go me!

And please don't ask me for free medical advice.

I'm pretty new at this whole medical thing.

So, please ...

Just take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Unless you want to come over right now and help me address all these Christmas cards!

...

...

Sigh...


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26 comments:

People Who Know Me Would Say: said...

You're getting funnier every day! Dr. Matlock....it has a nice ring to it.

Do you know anything about chest colds????!!!

Unknown said...

It looks like you got on a roll and just didn't stop! You are amazing!

Diane said...

Well, you're way ahead of me there because I haven't even bought cards yet.

I did manage to do a little Christmas shopping yesterday but mostly just wandered around the stores wondering what to buy everyone until it was time to pick up kids at at school!

Viki said...

Oh my, you make your own cards too? Wowie!!

Theresa said...

You are one creative lady:) Have a blessed day my friend... the CARD-iologist! HUGS!

Paula ~ castleandcottagesigns said...

Lol!!! too dang funny Jenny!

enthusiastically, dawn said...

Impressive, Dr.! That's a whole lot of cards! Love the way your mind works. Does this mean I might be a good Shrink...I mean Psychologist? ;)

21 Wits said...

Oh my! That's a great job in such a short time....I just might be one this year too! I am planning on doing more of this myself this year...well a girl can hope right!!!!

Unknown said...

Paging Dr Matlock.... has a nice ring to it! LOL, you are a Dr of humor alright:-)

Monica said...

Hahahaha! I would love to come help you...I can be there by dinner time. :)

Bossy Betty said...

I would like an appointment. Do you take insurance? How about a bag of cookies?

Erika said...

I was thinking some company sent you some offer in the mail--but your explanation is much funnier!

Erika
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Dana @ Bungalow'56 said...

Wow, I doubt I'll get any done this year. Good for you! It feels so good to send them out, and to get them too.
Dana

Ms. A said...

You just may be one of the few practicing CARD-iologists left, with a booming clientele!

Linda @ A La Carte said...

Calling Dr Jenny!!! so funny! Oh my I need to get my cards done!!

anitamombanita said...

Dr. Jenny, I'm suffering from depression...the kind that comes from seeing all the overachieving holiday decorators, card makers/writers, bakers, shoppers, etc. What's a girl to do? Think I'll go eat some chocolate and blog...

Wanda..... said...

Verrryyy funny! Laborious job, but I bet you put your heart into it. It took me almost that long to decide on the two boxes of cards I bought today!

Amy said...

Bwahahahaha! You are one funny lady! And you impress me. I love that you make your own cards. They are beautiful, and it is a treat to get them.

Susan Anderson said...

heehee

I'm in the midst of the same thing. I've written the poem, but I haven't addressed it to everyone yet. I'm always really excited to get them in the mail, and by tomorrow, I will!

=)

Judie said...

Well, I am a brain surgeon! I have been digging around in my brain ALL DAY, trying to rearrange my studio to accomodate two cribs for the twins when they come for Christmas. I finally got everything reorganized, so I stitched up my brain and had a glass of wine! Of course, my back is screaming at me, because I had to move a TON of stuff around!!!

Stef said...

OKay, that is my kind of joke. And that is why I like coming here. You make me feel normal. Heh...

Sue said...

You silly girl! I haven't gotten to cards...but my wrapping is done (at least all that is purchased is wrapped) and the house is decorated! I may get to cards over the weekend. Of course my lack of crafting skills means I just buy mine!

Dazee Dreamer said...

I need to tap into your humor. I'm sorely lacking right now.

Betty said...

I'd prefer your medical care over another cardiologist...Dr. Murray. Looks like you're getting a lot done...if only I was more organized like you. I have trouble getting past the planning stage and actually producing something.

KM said...

SO true!! I have a stack of my own!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Card-iologist???? You are way ahead of me...in your medical training and YOUR Christmas carding.
XOXOXO