Get ready to be even more impressed with me than usual!
Let's talk about that.
We haul out all of our stuff, decorate our houses, make a bunch of food for a bunch of people, sing and be joyful and then put all of our stuff back, right?
Am I right?
Yeah. That was a rhetorical question. I know I am.
I'm thinking next year I'm going to change things up.
Next year I'm going with self-undecorating Christmas decorations...
...made of food!
Think of it!
Not just candy garlands and trees!
Tinsel made of cooked spaghetti!
Marshmallow snowmen surrounded by a sparkling field of cottage cheese!
A meat Christmas tree!
Tree skirts could be made of fruit leather, centerpieces green beans, carrots and apples!
Can't you picture it now?
Guests would come to visit and you could simply hug them, direct them to a big pile of Christmas paper plates and napkins by the front door and invite them to graze.
Oh sure, by Christmas Eve things would look a little ragged but you could just add a little more rum to the eggnog and nobody would even notice that someone picked all the bacon off the Christmas tree.
I can tell by your silence you love this idea!
I'm so pleased I could impress and amaze you with my genius!
And because I love you, man, I'm giving you these ideas absolutely free...at no charge whatsoever.
Because I'm cool like that.
And because it's Christmas.
That's what blog friends are for.