I have crossed over to the dark side.

Sad.

But true.

This is  no longer a PG blog.

But, hey, I'm all about staying current...

...and this is no longer a PG world.

One of the last bastions of civility and PG-ness has gone over  to the dark side.  

I now find myself compass-less and I can no longer resist the pull to use sexual inuendo as entertainment.

Apparently, according to the Food Network anyway, food that is amazing is now known to give you a 'foodgasm'.

'Foodgasm'.

Geez.

Heaven knows I've had some serious food moments over the years, but I never, ever considered those moments 'Harry Met Sally' 'foodgasms'.   You know that movie, right?   You know what I'm talking about, right?

Early one morning last week, I awoke Mr. Jenny to tell him about Food Network using a new "F" word.

He did not see the urgency in the conversation.

He did not recognize that the Food Network has, officially, stepped over the line of sacred PG-ness into the dark decay of STANDARD TV PROGRAMMING!

"What's next?" I inquired passionately at 2:52 AM.  "Is the Hallmark Network going to start running ads for Lumber Liquidators informing you their wood products will give you a 'FLOORGASM'?!!!!"

Mr. Jenny didn't answer.  I think he had gone back to sleep.

I poked him awake again. because, hey, this was an important conversation.

"OR," I questioned ominously, "Are malls going to advertise "STOREGASMS" OR high school algebra classes use the word "BOREGASM!" in their class descriptions!?!"

"Go ahead," Mr. Jenny said in a soft, sleepy voice.

"Go ahead and what?"

"Go ahead and do all the letters of the alphabet so we can both go back to sleep."

So...

I did.

Coregasm, doorgasm, eeyoregasm, goregasm, loregasm, moregasm, poregasm, snoregasm...blah,blah, blah.

I hate to air our personal laundry here, but I'm pretty certain somewhere between poregasm and snoregasm, Mr. Jenny had one.

Ha!  Haha!   That was funny.  

Right?

So I just lay in the dark thinking about this.

And...

Gosh.  

There's a lot of 'gasms' in the alphabet, aren't there?   And those are only the rhyming ones.

Geez.

Geez.

I'm sorry to subject you to this non PG post...

BUT!!!

I figured you'd want to know what was happening in the world.

And I figured, of course, you'd want to go along on my tangent through this.

...

...

I hope I figured right.

Right?

It's just that you're ominously silent.

Uh oh.

You're not having a 'madgasm' are you?

Or an 'eyerollingasm'?

Hee hee.

Sighgasm...

PS.  I promise I have gotten this out of my system and shall write of it no  more.

PPS.  Agreegasm?

PPPS.  I lied.  Sorry.

PPPPS.   Gasm.