I saw the red convertible zip by me.
It was going fast...
..and from the corner of my eye I glimpsed a round-faced grey bearded driver.
I saw the Mercedes emblem on the back of the car.
Could it be?
It was Paula Deen's husband!
In the passenger seat I could see Paula Deen's trademark big, silver hair blowing like crazy.
What the heck was Paula Deen and her husband doing driving in my city?!?
Man, oh man!
I was excited!
I could see the light turning red up ahead.
I was going to pull up beside Paula Deen and her husband!
I watched that silver hair blowing and blowing.
I tried to get my cell phone ready to take a casual picture when I pulled up beside them.
I pulled up beside the shiny red Mercedes convertible!
It was a round-faced grey bearded driver!
I raised my cell phone...
Instead of Paula Deen sitting in the passenger seat it was a sheep dog!
The silver hair blowing and blowing in the wind was...
The round-faced grey bearded driver glanced at me...
...in my truck...
... with my window down and my cell phone up...
I pretended like I was just looking for cell signal and glanced away.
As the light turned green, the Mercedes zoomed away from me...
...and darned if it still didn't look like the back of Paula Deen's head.
No celebrity sighting here.
Just a big hangdog, sheepish sigh-ing.