We interrupt this blog to bring you ...

...a special romantic bulletin.

Nothing says "I love you" better then texting.

If your loved one is planning on attending a big sporting event like ummm.... ummm... The Fiesta Bowl here's what you do. Especially is they are a big Boise fan.

To accomplish it correctly you must be watching the same event on TV so you know exactly when to show your love and then.... tap, tap, tap... here's what you do...(translations provided for non-texting readers)

Me: Hi!
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Him: Hi wtchng gm hr (Hi! Watching game here!)
Me: Just wntd 2 say i lv u! (Just wanted to say I love you!)
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Him: Gm is tied (Game is tied)
Me: Can u tlk now? (Can you talk now?)
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Him: L8r k? (Later, ok?)
Me: sure
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Him: Evrthng ok? (everything ok?)
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Him: ??????
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Him: Jnny ????????
Me: Sure! Im good go horned frogs!
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Him: Wrng tm (wrong team)
Me: srry! go horned toads! (sooorrrrry. Go Horned Toads!)
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Him: Wrng tm!!!!!!!!!!! (Wrong team)
Me: srry (soooorrrrry)
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Now just wait, wait, wait until TCU is almost Boise intercepts TCU pass and tap, tap, tap...

Me: o no!
Him: trng phn off now (Turning phone off now)

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Wait. Oh oops. I meant to stay "we interrupt this blog to bring you a special bulletin about how to annoy the heck out of your husband!"

Hee hee!

But actually I think I'm doing him a favor.

You know...letting him know I'm thinking about him while he's gone and all.

Hee hee!

OK.

So perhaps it wasn't the best way.

I know.

Next time he goes to a big sporting event I'll sneakily tape this sign on his back so he'll know I really care! Sigh.

PS! Great game TCU and Boise!