Well...Happy VD and all that mushy stuff!

Last week I told you about my younger sister who used to embarrass the conversation hearts right out of us by yelling loud and clear every Valentines Day to anyone who would listen, "Happy VD!"

And we sisters, being all kinds of mature and all and not laughing over swear words like "The Hoover DAM!" and "Su-SEX, England" were suitable mortified each and every year.

If you missed that amazing literary link, please feel free to click here so you don't go to your grave regretting not reading it.

But because I am the master of tangents and not timing, I am now left Valentine-postless on the actual day because I shared this meaningful post LAST week.

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Grrrr...


So sinced I mucked up that whole timing thing, I had to dig around on the internet to find some funny VD wishes for you!




And to complete this romantic and heart-warming post, I am going to share a little poem with you. There is a horribly mean person who hosts a meme called "Saturday Centus" and this week she made us write a Hallmark style Valentine wish around this ridiculous picture using only fifty words! To read other mushy works of art based on this soul touching graphic,click here.



Ahem....

Some say love, it is a bulldog,
Dressed in Wonderwoman clothes
Some say love, it’s droopy brown eyes
And a large, black sniffing nose.
Some say love, can be surprising
And sometimes very kind.
But if you think this dog’s romantic…
Some say you would be quite blind.

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Sometimes I just get carried away with the romanticism of VD!

You're overwhelmed, aren't you?

Yeah. Me too!

Sigh...