...that I can't update you here on the progress of my outfit dilemma for my Dad's Birthday party.
Don't be fooled by this innocent face......because at the other end of this innocent face is ... well ... ummmm... a wee wee (yes I know we're supposed to call things by their correct name and all but I just can't do it!)...
...yesirreeBob, there is a wee wee on this innocent looking weiner dog that decided that peeing behind the chair in my husbands office was preferable to walking about 50 steps to go outside...
...which resulted in my husband having to dry and deodorize the floor with some smelly stuff...
...which gave me a headache...
...which means I don't really care at the moment if I find something to wear or not.
But I feel reassured that I will intuitively know just the right thing to wear because I found this picture when I was sorting photos to make signs for my daughters 30th birthday that shows me in all my stylin' glory ... TA DA! So don't you worry about a thing!
I've got the outfit under control.
Too bad I can't get the weiner dogs wee wee kinda/sorta under control, too.
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