It's a revelation I tell ya.
I have been getting e-mail after e-mail from different websites telling me that guys are looking for me.
I'm not kidding.
Yesterday I got two e-mails.
One said that 7 men were looking for me. One said that 4 men were trying to find me.
That makes 11. 7 + 4 equals 11 right? ... add the 3, carry the 1, yea...definitely 11.
Already this morning I had an e-mail telling me that 2 men were looking for me.
Why are they looking for me, though?
Do you think they might be lawyers and I've inherited money from some long lost relative?
For only $9.95 I can access their websites to identify these mysterious men. If they're lawyers wanting to give me a money, it's totally worth the ten bucks, right?
But what if they're ... ummm.. guys just looking for a good time? You know? With a hot, middle-aged, overweight, frumpy woman.
I'm confused here.
And maybe that's what they're looking for. A CONFUSED hot, middle-aged, overweight frumpy woman. And if they are...they have definitely come to the right place.
But then, why wouldn't they be paying ME $9.95 for the joy of basking in my menopausal, control top panty glow?
Or is that illegal?
Or something like that.
I hope reading this didn't make you feel all insecure and stuff because you're not getting this spam...I mean.... ummm... sincere e-mails, too.
And please...please....please...don't tell Mr. Jenny I even wrote about this. When he gets insecure he becomes all clingy and needy and stuff worrying that I might be thinking about answering some of these e-mails.
How much insecure and clingy can a hot, middle-aged, overweight, frumpy woman deal with before she is pushed to using her credit card for that reasonable, one-time fee of $9.95.
Being me can be so exhausting sometimes.