I'm gonna tell you because you will never in a million/billion years be able to guess right!
I have an Uncle!
He lives in Nigeria!
I don't even know where Nigeria is. I think it's somewhere close to Argentina but I'm not totally sure.
My Uncle from Nigeria wrote me an e-mail yesterday.
He is soooo nice. Not only did he introduce himself to me AND apologize for not getting in touch with me earlier in my 'lieftime', he wants to send me money.
Lots and lots of money.
3.5 million dollars to be precise.
Three. Point. Five. MILLION dollars.
He only needs me to send him a measly $250.00 via Western Union so he can prepare the package to mail me the money!
Isn't that totally exciting?
I am soooo thrilled.
My nice Uncle wants to send me lots and lots of money and all I have to do is help him out with shipping it to me.
Who even knew I had an Uncle Terence living in Nigeria?
Sorry this is so short but I need to run and get a Western Union off.
You think it's an internet scam?