Monday, February 16, 2009

Mr. Insomnia is not my friend

...in fact... I might be so bold to say that I really, really dislike Mr. Insomnia. He visits me when I really need to sleep, when I need to get up really early. He's very persistent saying "what about this? what about that? do you hear how loud your husbands C-pap is?"

I try yelling at him which only makes the dog bark and Steve thrash about so his C-pap becomes even louder.

I try reasoning with him but no matter what I say he obnoxiously points out the negatives.

So then I try to trick him and go to the kitchen to get a drink of water or come into my office to use the computer and he pretends he has gone.

I just know he is laying in wait, drooling on my pillow, messing up the sheets and when I go back to bed he'll jump out and scream very meanly "SURPRISE"

...so I think I'll just stay here a little longer until he gets bored and goes home.

Anyway, just thought I'd tell you that insomnia is not my friend at all.

In fact, he's just really a jerk.

4 comments:

Carol said...

Oooo, I hate it when he visits me! Sorry your not sleeping! You'll have to put some mellow tunes on your 'pod' for nights like that! Also, you should grab the Nikon...you'd have a blast with it! I do follow her (P Dub), she is really good and she has cool stuff to shoot. I don't have the confidence she has. But I still love it!

Barb said...

Hi Jenny!

It was so good to see you again. Thanks for visiting Bella Vista and your sweet comment.

I understand about the sleeping. (yuck!)

Terri and Bob said...

I had the same night, except it was my sweet puppies pretending to be Mr. Insomnia!

RenaeS said...

Sure hope that Mr. Insomnia leaves your place soon! Sounds like he has really overstayed his visit!
Just hope he don't decide to visit my place! His brother must be the one giving me fits at night! ;)