So... today I decided to tackle the glass tile backsplash and starting to repaint my kitchen/family/breakfast room area.
The bay window was hard but I figured the backsplash couldn't be any harder.
Boy, was I wrong. Just Bob at Home Depot lied to me. Here I was thinking I would leave my husband and run away with him so I could tile my way across the USA but it's all off now. Backsplashes. are. really. really. hard. Or I'm just really, really, really dumb.
So... there I was getting the painting done and getting ready to do the tile AND all the sudden I saw a cockroach. I kid you not! The exterminator guy said we might see a few more in the house so I am super, super cautious in my bathroom. But there I was just minding my own business and painting away and all the sudden it jumped out at me and tried to rip my throat out. OK, technically it didn't jump and didn't even come near my throat but it probably would have if I wouldn't have ran away really fast.
Here's my before the backsplash picture and I had to show you with an arrow where the evil 11" long cockroach was located.
OK, it probably wasn't quite 11" long, but still.
So after I screamed bloody murder and after my husband came running down the hall and after he disposed of the ugly little mutant I started attempting the backplash.
All I can say is Just Bob is delusional.
This little corner of the kitchen took me about four hours to complete and even then it looks kinda crappy. I'm thinking I might have to put a lot of tall stuff in front of it.
I mean, I love the concept but the execution leaves a bit to be desired.
But at least I tried it.
And at least I continued to do the project in spite of the grave personal danger I was in from the cockroaches.
And I only fell off the counter twice when I was trying to watch for cockroaches and put tile in place.
So... I guess I won't be coming to a tile store near you anytime soon to give product demonstrations.
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