It's icky medical testing. It involves slobber. And test tubes.
I am doing another round of saliva testing cuz my hormones are being really, really stupid.
Have you ever done this?
It's so weird.
Especially if someone comes around when you are trying to fill your test tube in private. As illustrated by this one sided conversation with my husband a few moments ago.
Steve: (walking by my office) Hey? are you OK? Me: (hunched over trying to hide my little tube while ummm.... filling it) mmmmm... Steve: Hey! Are you OK! Me: (motioning with my hand - go away, go away!) Steve: (walking into my office) What's wrong? Is something wrong? Me: (motioning even more violently with my hand and thinking about motioning with a specific finger - leave me alone....this is disgusting) Steve: (walking to my desk) What's wrong? Oh!!!!!! Ummm. I'm sorry. Ummm. OK, then.