Do you know how many cool kinds of thermometers they make now?
You know how they used to just have this kind of thermometer? For both ends?
Now they have colorful digital thermometers... ... and cute ones made for those of us with child-like hearts... ... and even these kind that are combination pacifier and thermometer ... ...although I'm not sure how long you would have to suck on that to get an accurate reading.
And I even googled online thermometer stores to give you a link but, weirdly, I couldn't find any.
And the reason I am providing this important medical equipment information today for you is because I like you.
And I worry about your health.
And I just wanted to help.
Because yesterday when I was hopping around the blogosphere I found that many of you were all suffering from the same malady...
...and since I am all about being helpful and kind I wanted to assist with your illness... So now you know what you can use to find out if you really have a raging case of Spring Fever!
And guess what?
There isn't a pop quiz.
Cuz that would be dumb.
And I would never, ever do anything like that here at JennyMatlock Off on my Tangent.