Because I need to talk about something kind of serious.
And to actually make a confession.
I'm not really as nice as a lot of you think I am. No, that's not the confession. Give me a second here.
Let me take a deep breath and gather my courage.
C'mon Jenny, you can do this.
OK, it's about Spider Solitaire. Do you know that game?
If you don't know what I'm talking about just quit reading right now...
and...ummm....have a nice day.
And, yes, I am really, really very, very nice.
So Bye now.
OK, is anyone still here?
Anyone know about Spider Solitaire?
OK, have you ever tried using Spider Solitaire as a giant magic 8 ball? As in, if I win this game then everything will be all right in my world.
As in...if I win this game and only use the undo button once everything will be sort of all right and I will probably survive whatever is bothering me.
Because that's the confession.
I use the undo button sometimes and sometimes I even use the control key that shows me the next move. Accckkk.
I feel cheap now.
But I think confession is probably good for the soul.
I actually use the undo button and the control key that shows the next move a lot. Sometimes I use it for the whole game.
And I pretend that I didn't so I can trick the little part of the Universe that is controlled by Spider Solitare into telling me everything will be all right in my world.
And now I feel all dirty.
And I think I need to take a shower.
And I almost wish I could hit the undo button for this whole post.
But I can't.
Because I am committed to bringing you important breaking news here at Jenny Matlock off on my tangent at all costs.
And I am willing to bare my soul for the sake of journalistic integrity.
And no personal sacrifice is ever too much.
OK, go ahead.