I am a genius.
Okay. You know how you go on a diet and you are starving all day long?
So you think you'll just eat a hardboiled egg?
But then you remember that a hardboiled egg has something like 70 calories...
...so you think that you'll just eat the hardboiled egg white...
...which only has something like 18 calories...
...which saves you something like (hmmm...carry the one, subtract from six...ummm...) 52 calories...
...WHICH really adds up if you want to eat more than one egg (not that I have, personally, ever eaten two or more hardboiled eggs at one sitting)
I know how you can save EVEN MORE CALORIES!
YessireeBob! This is the genius part, so...
If you just sprinkle some salt and pepper into the palm of your hand and lick it, IT TASTES EXACTLY LIKE A HARDBOILED EGG!
I kid you not.
If the thought of licking your palm makes you a bit queasy, you can use a spoon instead.
Simply sprinkle a little salt and a little pepper and lick away.
See what I mean? It's totally amazing, right? It tastes exactly like a hardboiled egg with none of the caloric implication!
And, hey, if you're on a low sodium diet, don't despair.
Just use the pepper and/or whatever non-salty thing you use in place of salt.
It's neat to be single-handedly responsible for the thinning of America.
It's so cool being a genius.
And, of course...you're welcome.
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