Don't talk to me today.
My brain is all jumbled up with stuff.
Like who made this big mess on my desk?
Like what can I do to keep the birds from eating my corn seeds?
Like what the heck does this say on my cattle-prod board? And how can I write about it if I can't even read the ridiculous thing?
Cattle-prod board? You know. Where you write down ideas for the days when you can't think of anything to write about. Or the days you are to crabby to write.
Because, obviously, writing about Eyot???? n??? will make a fascinating post.
So...this morning I told Mr. Jenny "please don't talk to me because I am crabby."
And he said, "huh?"
And I said, "what part of not talking to me don't you understand?"
And he said, "what are you talking about?"
And I said, "you are dumb...quit talking to me" and huffed off.
And as I was huffing off I think he mumbled something like, "women...PMS...geez."
So now I am sitting here feeling a little silly for being so crabby.
I really don't have a good excuse.
I lost my "M" about 10 years ago.
Which means I can't really have a "P" anymore.
And that just leaves an "S" to explain my crabbiness.
Which seems like a pretty pathetic reason to be grumpy.
So I guess I'll just stop.
Being crabby that is.
And to make me feel even less-crabby I'm going to go and tell my husband I forgive him.
Because that will really confuse him.
And that will make me even happier.
Because that's what a woman armed with only the pathetic excuse of the letter "S" for "syndrome" has available in her arsenal of good excuses for "crabby just because".
PS. If you need to read another "Crabby Just Because post" to make YOURSELF less crabby here is a link to one!
PPS. Thank you for all your lovely comments yesterday. It may sound strange but everytime I felt sad I read them. And they made me smile. And I didn't even need a good letter excuse to feel better. Thank you for that.
PPPS. Speaking of even more letters here I will figure out the Alphabe-Thursday drawing tomorrow. I need to put all the qualifying letter entries together which is just making feel crabby again....so I'm going to wait!