You know how sometimes you start a joke and then midway through you realize it is really dumb but then you have to go through with it because everyone is staring at you waiting to be amused and you know in your heart it is going to bomb but you have to go forward anyway? And you think briefly about faking an attack of appendicitis or the sighting of a giant bug or something just to get out of it?
What?
This has never happened to you?
Seriously?
OK....well never mind then.
Because it has certainly never happened to me either.
My jokes are always spot on. Perfectly crafted for entertainment value.
And stuff.
So let me start over here.
Knock, Knock!
"Who's there?" you say.
Irish!
"Irish, who?" you say.
ummm....
ummm.....
OK, now I'm embarrassed.
ummm....
...
Hey! Quick! Look over there at that very strange bug!
OK! Bye now. Have a good day!What?
What is the punch line?
I already told you.
Yes, I did.
Ummm...
OK...
...
Irish you a Happy St. Patricks day!
Ummm...
OK.
Bye now.
Sigh...
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48 comments:
Happy St Patrick's day, Jenny!
XOXO LOLA:)
btw do you believe in true love (or one-night stands)?! Love to know what you think over at my place!
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HAHAHA I love the bug!
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!
That preying mantis is a 'praying mantis' saying 'Praise the Lord'! LOL
Happy day to you m'darlin.
Funny stuff! That bug is ewwww!!
Hey, Jenny...did you have music on here a week or so ago? I don't remember hearing any. It's cool!
OMG I am going to have nightmares over that bug!
Happy Green Day!
LuLu♥
Giggle! giggle! So cute and just loving that bug pic!
cute lil bug...Happy Green Day to ya!
You did it again! Made me smile and laugh. Thanks and Happy St Pat's to you also.
lovin' the bug but the leprechaun creeps me out!
Haha, you have such a way with your posts!
Happy St. Patty's Day to ya!! (know that is being said in an awesome Irish accent:)
:)
Happy St. Patricks Day to you also ♥
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LOL!!! :)
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you !
Blessings,
Catherine :)
LOL...and here I thought my husband was the only one with the dumb jokes! Have a happy green day and don't get pinched...for that joke! Come say hi :D
that bug is super creepy LOL :D
i wish you could hear me laughing...or better yet see my face!
I love groan-worthy jokes and puns! I love praying mantis's too. All around great St. Patty's Day post!
You are nuts! I love this joke! Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day too my funny friend! Have a great day!
I'm afraid to say this... but I think maybe your potato jokes were better ;)
You are hilarious! May your day be filled with good green things!
And I wish you a happy one too!
Well DUH...I get it....ummm..ya
Have happy Green one my friend (o:
hahaahah! that was a good one! of course, i'm telling the truth.
that bug is funny. and that leprechaun is mine. like. he lives with me. dern guy keeps sneaking out under the gate.
I was so obsessed with the bug I forgot the punch line...DARN IT!
Happy Saint Patties!
and irish you a happy st. paddies day also!!!!
That bug looks like he's praising the Lord! Woo Hoo!
It is all in the presentation...which you have down to a science!
That is a good one!
My problem is that I realize halfway through that I DON'T actually remember the joke! I am a terrible joke teller!! :)
Happy Saint Pats day Jenny!
Yes, Jenny, I fake episodes of appendicitis all the time. Don't out me though, PLEASE.
Very, VERY cute, Jenny! I don't tell jokes because I can never remember them, so you're much better off than me.
A big smile...followed by a groan. Happy St. patrick's day to YOU!
Girl, you are just too cute!
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too.
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Sissie
Right back at ya.
Happy St. Patty's day...
Susan
Your jokes are ALWAYS funny! Now I'm really wanting to hear about your grandmothers daffodil cake -- sounds quite interesting!
You must have comedy writers doing your posts, Jenny!
I love the Mantid...and your music...we seem to have much in common musically:-)
Irish that was funnier. :O
it was funny though.
So, did you get that photo of the bug? I love it. SO adorable. you know, for a bug and all!!!!
Jenny, CUTE! I love the Mantis and the Leprecaun (sp?) Just try spelling that with the 3 stoodges singing...
Happy SPDay! Sherry
Irish you a Happy St. Patricks day too! Cute. sandie
oh my, that looks like a praying mantis who's looking for a girlfriend all decked out and showin' his fancy pimpin colors!!
cute post....ps I'm not any good at joke telling either
I loved your joke, haha.
I hope your St. Patty's Day was great!
Jenny, I thought I left you a comment?
Was it in my dreams again? OMG.
LOL... I really like your Irish humor,
you are Irish, correct?
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All I can say is, thank goodness for that cool looking bug!
Justine :o )
Too funny.
I'm not Irish. But when I was pregnant on St. Paddy's day (twice) I loved to say "I'm not Irish, but I've got a lil in me!"
Nicely done! The joke was well delivered in such an Irish style. Have you been practicing? I thought you had.
:-)
okay you totally made it seem like that wouldnt be funny, but it was....realllly...funneeeee....hahahahaha
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