Because, frankly, I have better things to do now that I am no longer being followed around by flocks of turkeys trying to mate with my neck.
When I came home from my RF treatment yesterday, one of my "admirers" came up and looked me over closely......"Hey," he gobbled loudly to his friends... "Let's get the flock out of here...I don't know what happened to the object of our desire! She is no longer here. There is only this imposter woman with a barely turkey-neck neck!"
And they all flew off in a big huff.
I was happy to see them go.
I think they liked me because before I got my RF treatment this is what my feathery little stalkers saw each day when I left the house......so of course they wanted me...how could they resist such an unusual turkey necked woman.
I have to apologize for my before and afters and I think I should have taken these in sunshine but it was rainy here yesterday...so this is the best I could do...you can see the creping here a bit... ...and the looser skin, especially right under my chin... But now...after an hour yesterday morning of getting my neck and face rubbed with a little magic wand thing...kind of imagine an ultrasound with your face covered with gel instead of your pregnant stomach and that same feeling as the little hand-wand thing rubbing back and forth.
They cover each area of your neck and face for about 8 minutes. It didn't hurt at all...and they had this little temperature reading thing-y and kept taking the temperature of the skin and although the reading ranged between 101 and 105 degrees it never felt very hot...almost just like a warm bath. After the hour treatment I could definitely see a noticeable difference.
I kept looking in the rearview mirror on the way home and I thought maybe it was just wishful thinking but when I walked in the door my husband commented "wow, that really worked!" ...and when I went to get my hair cut with the lady I always go to she said "wow, your face looks really good! What are you doing?" So I told her and showed her my neck and she said she is making an appointment to get her turkey neck worked on as well. But even though I'm happy about my neck I feel kind of lonely. I think I miss my turkey boyfriends a little bit.
It never hurts to have a few extra admirers around...human or fowl.
So I think I'm going to get some cracked corn and go sit outside on the wall for a little bit hoping to lure them back.
Maybe they'll come to visit me again.
And maybe they'll even be willing to snuggle a little bit...even though we are almost a different species now.