Sunday, May 13, 2012

Sweet little me...


THAT'S WHAT 'FRIENDS' ARE FOR!

I cream together butter and sugar to give you a treat

Because I’m a good person…and I’m very sweet…

I add chocolate and sugar and vanilla precisely…

Because I’m thinking of you and I’m showing it nicely.

Oh taste!

They are warm!

They are melty!

And gooey!

Oh taste!

They are soft!

And a tiny bit chewy!

I’m happy for you!

Really.

You’re doing great on your diet!

But me, not so much, even though I’ve been trying…

I’ve been noticing, though, you’ve gotten too skinny!

You’re looking quite sickly and a tiny bit weak!

So I baked you these cookies…

Because I’m really sweet.



This evil little poem is linked to Saturday Centus.  This weeks five word prompt is in bold.   To read other sweet offerings, just click here.
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18 comments:

Theresa said...

Naughty Jenny,
now that is mean!
Those cookies look as tasty
as I have ever seen!

We are not skinny,
you know that's not true:)
None of us can look
as skinny as you:)

HUGS to you, Happy Mother's Day!

Annesphamily said...

Love you Jenny! Happy Mother's Day!

Ames said...

Humm...I think I'll pass on your cookies. :)~Ames

Melinda said...

YOU are really onery!

Hope your day was GREAT!

Melinda

Ms. A said...

I'm not proud... or skinny... pass me a cookie!

Hope you had a fantastic Mother's Day!

ImagiMeri said...

Welcome back, and thanks alot for writing this horribly "good" poem. It's horrible because now all I want are chocolate chip cookies warm from the oven!!!!!! Oye Vay! I'm gaining weight just looking at the images. You are so lucky you are one of the sweetest, most lovely people I've ever met....otherwise I'd hafta' knock ya off! When are we gonna' get together again?????

Love ya' sweetie,
Meri

Pondside said...

Ah, Jenny, if I weren't in a hotel I'd be running to the pantry to raid the chocolate chip bag.
That was a good one!

anitamombanita said...

Sweet! Maybe I'll have to breakdown and have just one!

Anonymous said...

Good one!

Jo said...

naughty, naughty, naughty you!!! and the cookies do look tempting!

Anonymous said...

I would have to have one!

Judie said...

That's o.k., Jenny--I'll let Rod have mine. Too skinny? One can never be to skinny or too rich. Personally I prefer rich over skinny.

Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise) said...

Well aren't you the naughty girl today???

Nope...not many calories in lickin' the screen.

Could ya toss one or two of those bad babies my way sweetie???

God bless and I hope ya had yourself one bang~up Mother's Day my friend!

Have a great week!!! :o)

Susan Anderson said...

hahaha

Jenny the sabotager...

;)

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

Jenny, I have a huge grin on my face. I'm ashamed of myself, but I have felt like doing something like this when someone else is getting skinny and I'm not! Dieting does crazy things to my mind! laurie

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my sweetness...that is just lovely!!!!! And YOU are so sweet. :)

Anonymous said...

Lol, loved this. It' so fun and so sweet, and so... kind ? ... of you to help your poor poor friend off her diet. ;D

Pat Tillett said...

Nothing evil about it! I want some and I want them now! In fact, I think we'll just drive into town and go to this awesome little bakery...