Didn't you get your official blog notification today?
Is this like the time I wore my pajamas to school and it wasn't pajama day? Or the time I thought it was crazy hair day and it wasn't and people laughed at me viciously scarring me permanently for life?
Not that those things ever happened to me. But I just didn't want you to feel bad that you didn't participate in this massive, nationwide Blog post day to honor Vegetables and Turkey.
With no further ado...
OK, you caught me.
Technically there is no Vegetable and Turkey Tuesday.
I just couldn't think of anything to write about.
But I did want to show you all the stuff I picked from my garden on Sunday morning INCLUDING a plethora of eggplant. (Yes, eggplants are a vegetable and yes, I was showing off with the word plethora) And some of my Thanksgiving decorations INCLUDING part of my turkey collection.
And somehow now I just feel cheap and dirty from this tawdry attempt to disguise the fact that I was just feeling totally uninspired to write a blog post tonight.
So I leave you now.
Red in the face.
Ashamed of myself. And deeply, deeply, deeply embarrassed.
All I can say is, please accept my sincere apology.
It will never (or possibly never) happen again.
And please, please, please don't hate me because I'm lazy.
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